Intelligent Personal Assistants

>>59850602
>what is the best one?

none. they all are useless.

I disable them because I can't suffer the feeling some shitty "listening for my callsign" subroutine is using CPU during idle.

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>>59850602
>Okay OP

>>59850602
talking to your appliances is stupid and barely works. they're also SPY devices and any judge can subpoena records and get all of the recordings from your house.

stay the fuck away from that shit.

I don't think you need a personal assistant to remind you it's time for yet more anime and fapping

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>>59851963
Why do I have an erection.

Will they ever sell a Rob Pike edition where it spits out Plan9 dirty talk?

>>59850602
It's the most botnet botnet to ever botnet

It's literally a room tap you install yourself

And it's basically useless and doesn't really do anything your phone doesn't already

Unless you have smart lightbulbs but should that really require a constant internet connection?