>file patent using /g/ code lol! thanks for the hard work guys!

>> it gets rejected

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>file patent using /g/ code
>it goes through
>called up a month later
>its Guinness World Records
>wtf.mov
>they want to include me in 2017 worst patent
>its only January still

>>59838317
>there's obfuscated botnet code inside
>anon gets kidnapped by russian mobsters three days later

>>59838317
Let me guess, it's a programming language that can only be used to program fizzbuzz.

>>59838317
He looks well hung

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>use /g/ code
does not work
gonna get fired for not getting my project done
thanks!

>>59838317
you can't patent code

>>59838317
>/g/ code
you mean /g/ logo