SUCCESS BREEDS JEALOUSY INDIA TECHNOLOGY SUPERPOWER BY 2030

>>59814236
>india
>success
lol

>india
>breed
yeah that's fair. they fuck way too much

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>>59814236

epic

why did you choose to post this on /g/, instead of perhaps /int/?

>>59814236
Indians are really smart people that are amazing engineers because they make so much out of such small budgets.

>>59814258
They cant into plumbing though

>>59814256
Because muh Pajeet POO LOO meme

>>59814267
they do no one fucking uses it tho

the street is much easier my friend

>>59814267
they can into your mom's plumbing

>launch 104 satellites
>rockets goes poof
>104 satellites lost
it's almost as if other space agencies are hedging their bets.

>>59814236
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>>59814236
POO IN THE LOO!

fucking streetshitters...

>>59814236
Yet they still haven't discovered poo in loo technology.

While launching 104 turds to orbit the Earth does qualify them as the "satellite" designation,
that's not the kind of satellites we need India.
Pls control yourself.

>kill everyone in India but the smartest
100m or so
>country now becomes a promising country that can compete with USA, Germany, and Japan

>>59814306
No, they launched 104 worthless meme satellites.

Serious space agencies only launch serious satellites.
They are too heavy to carry more than a couple.

>>59814236
>shit on the streets
>shit in orbit
>manage to shit literally everywhere but the loo

>>59814236
Until india can poo in the loo, they will be turd world.

Figures thst pajeet is too stupid to understand the implications of 104 extra pieces of space junk.

>>59814236
>Putting something in low earth orbit in 2017
>Extraordinary accomplishment

>>59814236
C U R R Y
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>>59814267
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>>59814407

>SUCCESS BREEDS JEALOUSY

>>59815377
I'm not jealous of a country that is so rich it can easily afford a space program, yet keep the populace in such poor conditions that they struggle to survive and are mostly cuz off from basic supplies like in home toilets or fresh water from in home tap.

>>59815377
>>59814236
>INDIA TECHNOLOGY SUPERPOWER BY 2030

80% of the economy is off the books
killing people for slaughtering cows
killing people for eating beef
oh you had paper money? fuck you, its worthless now bitch.

superpower... yeah.. sure, keep telling yourself that patel

>>59815465
but muh caste system

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>>59814236
>104 cubesats

>>59814236
>The point of these satellites is to monitor local fauna to better understand migration patterns so the country's one billion plus population can shit in the local rivers undisturbed.

What will they think of next boys?

>>59814246
>yeah that's fair. they fuck way too much
>fuck
>not rape

You ain't a super power till bidets are common in households.

>>59814236
You can't compare the amount of normal satellites to nano satellites launched. Since they are smaller of course you can send more.

>>59814236
>OP doesn't even give the source of this article because it's a POO-JEET news site.

>tfw Google gives me harder captures maybe because I wrote POO-JEET

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India adds to space trash problem.

Why the fuck are we Britbongs giving financial aid to India when they have a space program and we don't?

And before any of you Burger eating motherfuckers start, the UK build the finest satellites known to man and we're not cucked at all.

Now fuck off.

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>>59814258
>average iq of 82
>"really smart people"

>>59815597
>freeze dry pellets of shit
>put tiny radio transmitter in each
>launch 1024 pellets of shit into orbit
>INDIA LAUNCHES MOAR SATELLITES AT ONCE
>SUPER POWER BY 2030!

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>>59815954
Still have your job bruh

>>59814236
is this the DESIGNATED SHITTING STREET

Wow, who even fucking cares. They can't even build toilets. Disgusting people, I hate them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixJgY2VSct0
http://www.planetcustodian.com/2015/10/19/8134/over-50-scary-images-depicting-filth-of-varanasi-and-river-ganges-that-went-viral-in-china.html

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>When there are enough boards on StackExchange ranging from physics to rocketry that you can finally copy/paste a space program from the internet

>clogging up Earth's orbit so shitting streets show up on Google Maps
Fuck you, India

poo in loos now need to be tracked so they dont shit on the job
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/newslocal/inner-west/gps-data-will-be-used-to-catch-taxi-drivers-using-an-ashfield-laneway-as-a-toilet/news-story/67baf7390d9e24f8d104fab9d1142773?nk=0b549ed29722d4c84c8bbb33df72fc15-1491042359

>meme was always 'by 2020'
>its 2030 now
If you keep pushing back your deadlines you're never gonna do anything, pajeet

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>>59816307
you just reminded me that the indian runner duck literally evolved to have a more upright posture so that it's head can be higher above the ground to get away from the smell of shit.

POO IN LEO

But seriously fuck cubesats.

>>59814236
designated shitting streets mapping

I think 104 will not be enough

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>>59814236
POO

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>>59814236

>>59814236
>INDIA TECHNOLOGY SUPERPOWER BY 2030

Didn't this used to be 2020?

>>59816307

Fucking lol.

Every Pajeet I've worked with gets 95% of their work done with copy paste.

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>>59814236
>indian space program

>>59815954
With a population of 1.2 billion even the top 20% represents 240 million people.

>>59814236
>LITERALLY SHITTING SPACE TRASH EN MASSE

>>59816634
>when you have more intelligent people in your nation than the population of many nations combined, yet you still can't stop yourself from shitting in the street

>>59814236
>104 "satellites" that'll only function as space junk and probably wreck a bunch of real satellites
Well done, India.

>>59814236
Just what we need, more shit in orbit.

>>59816701
If they actually manage to knock a bunch of other satellites out of orbit, it'll be a net gain for everyone.

>>59814236
ok, but can they bring the rocket back and land it on a boat?

>>59816722
They'll just shatter them, only resulting in more fast moving debris.

>>59814236
http://www.isro.gov.in/sites/default/files/videos/pslv_c37-on_board.mp4.mp4?_=1
wtf? it's as if they simply dropped those satellites instead of delicately putting them in orbit...

>>59816404
IN

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>>59816838
JEW

>>59815730
poor little white toilet 2

>>59814267
>They cant into plumbing though
Plumbing is extremely important for rockets.

>>59816789
>delicately putting satellites in orbit
No one does that.

Also, the racks that ejected them from the rocket weren't made by Indians.

>>59815477
Most of the points you made are FUD. No one gets killed for eating beef. There are tons of non Hindus in India. Also the paper money thing was a rushed move but you had the opportunity to exchange it

>>59815712
>India adds to space trash problem.
so much this
it's pretty much spacial warfare at this point
>we poollute your oceans
>we poollute your air
>and now we poollute your satellite space
GET POO LOO TiD.

>104 mini satellites
Wow, guess they're space shitters too

>>59817861
Almost all of the satellites are American.

>>59814236
Kessler syndrome, here we come.

>>59814306
They launched 104 Raspberry Pi Zeros and called them satellites.

>>59814236
>India launches 104 loos from a single rocket

>>59814236
>nano satellites
so it just shit out circuit boards in space?

>>59816203
>will work slave hours for peanuts and the chance to live in a country with loos
>"hurr durr we so smart we have your job"
They're going back.

>>59816274
>when your people are so filthy that you feel the need to start your youtube video from your bathroom to prove you are housebroken

Fucking hell, on the evolutionary ladder Indians are a step below fucking house cats.

Stayed in India for 26 years and I am yet to see someone shitting in the streets.

>>59818853
House cats are clean and shit in a box, African tribal people are cleaner then Indians. They're literally the scum of the Earth.

>>59818914
cool story, pajeet. now fuck off to >>>/r/eddit.