Prove you can fizzbuzz

>>59812879
delet

>>59812879

import fizzbuzz
print(fizzbuzz.do(100))

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>>59812879

>>59812879
This hits too close to home.

>>59812879
Easy.

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I'm too fast for memes.

mov dx,03030h

----

mov ah,0Eh


mov bl,100d
xor cx,cx

xor bh,bh


writeloop:
inc dl
cmp dl,3Ah
jnz writeloop1
mov dl,30h
inc dh
writeloop1:
inc bh
cmp bh,03h


jz writefizz

cmp dl,30h
jz writebuzz
cmp dl,35h
jz writebuzz


mov al,dh
int 10h
mov al,dl
int 10h
writespace:
mov al,020h
int 10h
dec bl
jnz writeloop

programend:
cli
hlt
jmp programend

writefizz:
mov si,offset fizz
call write
xor bh,bh

cmp dl,30h
jz writebuzz
cmp dl,35h
jnz writespace


writebuzz:


mov si,offset buzz
call write
jmp writespace


write:
mov cl,04h

write1:
mov al,[si]
inc si
int 10h


loop write1
ret


fizz:
db "fizz"

buzz:
db "buzz"

>>59813285
revolting. delete your post

>>59812879
Assuming you need it up to 100, I can do it in about 100 lines

>>59813301
I, too, want to impregnate Maki with my seed

>>59813330
too bad. maki doesn't like boys in that way

>>59812965
>>59812965
this, which is sad. I didn't know I was so predictable

d = {(True, False): 'Fizz',
        (False, True): 'Buzz',
        (True, True): 'FizzBuzz'}

for i in range(1, 101):
    print(d.get((bool(i%3), bool(i%5)), i)

for i = 1:100;
    if rem(i,3) == 0
        if rem(i,5) == 0
            fprintf('FizzBuzz\n')
        else
            fprintf('Fizz\n')
        end
    elseif rem(i,5) == 0
        fprintf('Buzz\n')
    else
        fprintf('%d\n',i)
    end
end

>>59813889
>>59812965
Underlying cause is social phobia / fear of other people, developed early in life through an overbearing - strict father/mother figure.
Result: the desire to become invisible

>>59812879

class FizzBuzzCommandlet extends Commandlet;

event int Main(string Parms)
{
    local int i;
    local string S;

    while(i++ < 100)
    {
        S = "";
        if(i % 3 == 0)
            S $= "Fizz";
        if(i % 5 == 0)
            S $= "Buzz";
        Log(Eval(S=="",i,S));
    }
    return 0;
}

>>59812955
>not using modulo
>instead reinventing modulo like a faggot
>posting with an anime picture

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>>59813138
H-HAYAI!

>>59814902
what should we do to fix ourselves?

>>59816099
find people with common interests and spend time interacting with them.

>>59816427
Interact with them in meatspace. Not over a computer network.

>>59814902
FUCK

>>59814902
hello darkness my old firend

>>59812879
I'd never wear new balance tho

>>59816427
well, I do know people who have common interests.. they are my coworkers, and are as nerdy and a-social as me.
I'm 30, and even if I try, I just can't talk or interact with people in a "normal" way. I probably am damaged for life...

>>59816706
hell, I know this is 4chan and barely anyone here will believe me, but I've had hot women get close to me, talk to me and even throw themselves at me, and I did nothing at all, simply because of the fear

sage because off-topic

I'm everything in that pic except for the New Balance shoes and the part about the hair (I'm balding and thus have it buzzed). I'm not a virgin though, and had a longterm gf... once.

>>59812955
If this is your desktop, what image viewer do you use?

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>>59812879
>be tall
>walk slightly faster than average person because longer legs
>have to look below horizontal because everyone's faces are there
>still get loads of pussy, because women prefer taller guys

>>59812955
That's a foobar not a fizzbuzz you moron.

>>59812908
where is the virgin chad edition?

>>59813338
she doesn't need to like boys, we'll force her into submission :^))))))))))

>>59816739
maybe you're secretly a faggot

>>59813274
savage

>people falling for the virgin walk meme again

It was made to trigger everyone, you fucking asswipes.

>>59812879
>pours cola on a rapi plugged in a 240
There's your damn fizzy buzz

>fizzbuzz

Your meme is deprecated, oldfag. Now we're summing all primes under 2 billion or something.

>>59815665
oh my god did he really show us up that hard and fizzbuzz us in asm?

>>59812879

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