>TFW you will never run a massive botnet making $30 000/week

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AHAHAHAHA FAGGOT

>too big to do anything with without attracting "special task force"-level attention
>no way to launder $30k/mo

oh no whatever will I do

>>59805012
When there's a will there's a way. I'm sure something could be figured out.

>>59804947
Well i guess that means you'll never be a gamer girl that can do webcam porn and uploads it to manyyvidds to make bank. the prerequesites are no college no work experience and 18 or over and you can make bank, as long as you have a rockin body and sex appeal and are a girl gamer that do porns. then you don't have to listen to daddy and do whatever the fuck you want!!

>>59805019
>$30k/wk, launder it, not have feds down your throat and up your ass

are you serious? that's $1.5mil/yr. without hsbc connections, you're screwed.

>>59805211
How the fuck does Boris and his crew do it then?

>>59805019
>When there's a will there's a way.

of course, but you would only find out it was the wrong way when it's too late.

>>59805012
>>59805211
If you're making 30k a month you can afford a team of very good lawyers and accountants to launder your money for you

>>59805646
that's harder than it actually seems

>>59805705
When you make 30k a month, you don't even need to think any more. Pretty sure that's well past the point of being able to pay a man to think for you.

>>59806005
OP said 30k a week.

But no $30k/month isn't as much as you seem to think. Not even close.

>>59805517
Russian mafia connections.
You don't have those.

Also I think it'd be a good idea to have it all in bitcoin, and just save up enough while working a day job then disappear when you've made enough. I haven't thought out this idea.

>>59806081
>$360,000 a year isn't much

Shut the fuck up you retarded Pajeet, you're lucky to even scrape 1/10th that as a code monkey in America. You don't know what the fuck you are talking about. People go braindead 'pay someone to think for them' on 70k even.

>>59806185
What the fuck?

$70k a year is nothing in the US. You sound like the retarded nigger here. $360k is good but it's not as much as you're making it out to be.

>>59806215

>$360k is good but it's not as much as you're making it out to be.

I'm from the US and I've always wondered why people in this bracket are considered "well off", "rich", or whatever you choose to call it. I understand that there are people that are dirt poor but you're right. $360k isn't that much.

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>>59806215
>$70k a year is nothing in the US

t. Indian that gets his perception of America from Hollywood

>>59806244
Maybe because when you enter that bracket you start actually paying people to invest your money for you and then end up with higher turnout for investments.

>>59806248
He's right, you must be from some backwater flyover state

>>59806244
shut the fuck up you cunt. 90% of the people working in the US earn less than 30k a year, and 50% lives paycheck to paycheck. that means they lose their job, they go to the streets. and there are 90 million unemployed that gave up looking for a job.

holy shit, just shut the fuck up, dude

>>59806300

Why don't you shut the fuck up you massive faggot. I acknowledged that there are people that aren't well off. That still doesn't mean that
$360k is a lot. Relative to those people maybe.

>>59806248
t. Retard who either lives in hicktown or is 20 years old

>>59806244
Because the average normie is too retarded.

Reminder that the average American is fat, in debt/struggling financially, can't even name the Three Branches of Government or basic highschool math and hates his job. Never listen to average people.

Even being a millionaire is NOTHING these days.

The number of Americans who meet the millionaire threshold is set to increase by an average of 1,700 every day for the coming years,Bloombergreports, based on projections by the Boston Consulting Group. By the year 2020, the U.S. is expected to welcome 3.1 million new members into its millionaires' club, which grew by 2.4 million from 2010 to 2015.

Today, there are about 8 million American households with assets worth more than $1 million, excluding properties and luxury goods, the firm said.


>>59806278
You're such an idiot. Index funds and passive investing outperforms the vast majority of actively managed funds longterm.

>>59806288
You're obviously too sheltered to know anything, just shut the fuck up.

You have no idea what the average wage is or even the median wage.

I doubt they're paying well in new yoik you stupid east coast faggot.

>>59806300
And 70% is overweight

What the fuck is your point?

>90 million unemployed
lmfao
you think the US has like Spain or Greece-tier unemployment?
kill yourself idiot

>>59804947
>you will never run a massive botnet making $30 000/week

I also will never get arrested for running a massive botnet and be sentences to 25 years of getting my asshole murdered nightly by my cellmate Tyrone.

>>59806316
Quite literally 'I'm a freshman doing a business degree and think I know shit' the post.

Enjoy your debt and eventual suicide, you dumb fucking cunt.

>>59806329
You sound like a retarded minimum wage employee.

$70k a year gross is literally nothing. You're barely going to be able to invest anything per year

>>59806338
But I have more money than you.

How's mcdonalds working out for you?

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is a botnet a botnet if people willingly and concisely join the botnet through their own volition and no coercion on your part

>>59806351
>But I have more money than you.

Lol, okay retard, what a stupid fucking post.

>>59806343
>$70k a year gross is literally nothing

$70k a year gross is literally above average salary for a STEM graduate in the US, and that's fucking average regardless of starting salary. Why are people who don't know shit posting dumb shit.

'70k is nothing' is a post I only expect from a stupid college optimist that will eventually kill himself from job searching depression.

Have any of you ever traveled around the world? By that, I mean, have you ever traveled to a non-touristy bullshit place? I've been in places like rural Poland, Thailand, India, Vietnam, Ukraine, Singapore.

360k in "isn't alot", jesus fuck some of you guys are fucking sheltered. If you weren't so retarded you'd recognize that you could literally feed and shelter an entire family for over a generation with that sum of money. Jeez, you can hire people to kill someone for 5k$.

Jesus fuck traveling to India completely changed my life because it's just so fucking goddamn bad. You seriously have no fucking idea how shitty it is there.

You would all discretely suck a 9 inch big black cock infront of your parents and let it cum down your throat for 360k$ if you knew what it takes to survive in some parts of the world.

>>59806404
>He measures things by average

The average American is also fat and shits himself in walmart. What the fuck is your point? Some of were never average and never will be.

>College optimist that will eventually kill himself from job searching depression
You sound like you're projecting, quite heavily.

>>59806405
We're clearly talking about the United States.

Not the fucking Congo. You're missing the point anyway, no ones saying $360k/yr isn't great. It is, but it's not "I'm the king of the world"-tier like some retards here seem to think.

>>59806436
Yeah man, the average STEM graduate is fat and shitting himself in walmart.

Why do I even argue on this shithole board? You're probably some stupid underage kid.

>You sound like you're projecting, quite heavily.

No, I'm not because I indulge in a little thing called nepotism and can be considered 'lucky' because of it, still I'm not naive enough to think $360k is nothing

>>59806458

"King of the world" is a relative state of mind.

Where you fly first class, someone takes a private jet. Where you fly a private jet, Trump owns a 757.
Where one person has a Mustang, another person has a Lamborghini, then you're a pleb compared some fucking sheikh has a fleet of Lamborghinis in the colors of the rainbow.

If you can't live like a king on 360k (as in 360k with no taxes, say hi to your fucking 33% in the US), then you're hands down, bar none, one of the biggest retards in existence.

>>59806343

Oh man you're going to fucking cry when you get older. Oh god, you have no idea.

>>59806530
We're not talking about living like a king here.

We're talking about building a Dynasty and a Legacy.

>>59806300
>comparing yourself to literal niggers and underclass whites who are barely better than niggers

You just have to realize that you are inherently better than the majority of Americans.

>>59806300
The average US citizen can't identify the 3 branches of Government.

>>59806329
EBIN. They're paying great here you fucking faggot. 90k is average. Nobody would accept less than that here. It costs more to live here too

>>59806314
t. recently fired from best buy

>>59806300
>4% of the US is equal to 90 million people
Alright friendo. And I think I know who you are, you were raging like a spastic just like this in another thread a few weeks ago when I was telling you to shut the fuck up and realize others have it better than you. Enjoy staying poor as long as you never understand this

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>>59806589
>90k is average

>http://www.deptofnumbers.com/income/new-york/
>The ACS survey shows the median per capita income for New York was $34,297 in 2015.

Now shut the fuck up and get back to living off Pajeet's parasitic hot dogs, you cretin.

>>59806615
That guy's posts should be quoted in "Things unsuccessful people say/do" threads.

>>59804947
If you have a good botnet you should be mining and at the same time sell telemetry, 30k seems low.

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>>59806244
This is true, I know at least 20 people making over $500k a year. The richest person I interact with regularly was one of the first 10 people to join Yahoo. He's worth over $100 million.

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>>59806648
>Posts cartoon japanese school girl
>I know people
>Successful people

Considering that even Terry Davis thinks your kind are unproductive losers, I am highly skeptical of this anecdote.

>>59806300
>paycheck
Dafuq do you still use those?

>>59807155
Yes, America still uses Paychecks.

It also doesn't have contactless payment and has shitty internet.

just quietly sneak some botnet code in some free software. I remember someone did this to some open source IRC software and nobody noticed for a long time

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>>59806316
This is the most pretentious excuse of a counterclaim I have ever seen. Great job with the numbers there champ keep telling yourself that everyone can be a millionaire.

>>59805036
stop creating concurrention for me

>>59807302
Wut? Stoptation on the wordage amendmention.

>>59806300
You're right man, this board is an echo chamber of sheltered fags who are completely removed from the reality 90% of people face. You're delusional if you don't think earning 30k a month is a lot. That makes you more wealthy than 99% of people on earth, by far. Jesus fucking Christ.

>Argument starts about whether or not $30k/mo is enough to have a fleet of lawyers laundering your money.
>It turns into one about whether or not that amount allows a lavish lifestyle.

It's like both parties moved the goalpost at the same timee and nobody noticed.

>>59806360
Ahh yes goy, that is where we call it a managed "agent".

>>59806248
>>59806329
Holy fucking shit lmao

This dude on 70k a year thought he was rich

>>59806215
Yea 360k isn't much all I got is a few BMWs and nice townhouse in northern Virginia

>>59805646
And how much of the cut will be left?
3000 a week? Maybe even just 1000?
And if you can do something like this you could probably make the same amount in something that doesn't involve 20 years of anal tenderizing

My relatively unknown wordpress website gets thousands of attackers every day.

I hate how they fuck with the usage statistics of my site.

>>59806215

Are you insane? $360k/year is around senior executive at a fortune 500 company tier. You're trying so hard to sound well off, but you come off as clueless.

>>59812007
>360k/year is around senior executive at a fortune 500 company tier
And they work in a legal fucking business and don't need to pay a lawyer 500k/year to turn their dirty money into clean money.

>>59811715
>NoVa
Anything less than 100k in northern va is poverty