usernames

>>59801604
>but all i can think of is gay as hell
And there's your problem.
Many closet gays have this problem.
You are not alone, OP.

Username: firstname_lastname
password: Social security number

>>59801604

>basic bitch

saying basic bitch is actually being a basic bitch

>all i can think of is gay as hell.

OP confirmed faggot

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>>59801747
2 real

Come up with something original and simple without numbers, you fucking cuck. It's really not hard.

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_() { shuf -n 1 /usr/share/dict/words | sed "s/'s$//; s/.*/\l&/"; }; PS1="\[\e[1;31m\]$(_)\[\e[m\]@\[\e[1;35m\]$(_)\[\e[m\]\$ "

>>59801783
>OP confirmed faggot
such a basic bitch comment

>>59801787
not hard? fine, give a single good example

something original which is not autistic/cheesy/pretentious is not easy to come up with

>>59801783

By confirming OP as a faggot you are being a basic bitch as well

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>>59801802
>>59801817
fuck
does our hivemind make us basic bitches as well?

>>59801816
>being this picky about a stupid handler

Neck yourself, you fucking autistic faggot

>>59801604

If someone else has already taken a username you typed in, then you're not being creative enough.

>>59802602
enlightening comment, thank you

My name is never taken.

>>59802602
this

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>>59801604
i have no online identity. pic related. we forgive, we almost always forget, expecto patronum

With numbers and letters their are an infanite number of possibilities

>>59801604
Randomly generated names. Who cares of its something clever. Any random string works fine

>>59801794
>PS1

WHY.dll

>How do we solve it
Remove inactive accounts

>>59803383
B-but how do we inflate our numbers then?

>>59801604
just make something up. i have a different name for every service, and i've never used numbers or other gay shit once.

>>59801604
Coming up with usernames is easy, just add numbers

My username is an obscure reference to a Dutch painter from the 1600s so I've never had any problems.

Idk, be more original?

>things I want to connect together
Use identical or very similar usernames. Mine's not taken most of the time so that's nice, otherwise play around with underscores or hyphens or camelcase.

>Other sites, that I don't want to link to any of my online identities
Either keyboard mashing, or a randomly generated alphanumeric string, or whatever gay shit pops into my head at the moment

>something original which is not autistic/cheesy/pretentious is not easy to come up with
...Yes? Most usernames are more or less something like that.

It really depends on the context. If I'm like registering to play a game, it can be SeroquelSoldier or whatever. It doesn't matter. If it's a more official thing, I just make something out of my real names.

>>59802953
Not unless the password field is of infinite length.

>>59801604
> OP concerned about uniqueness

use a uuid for your username duh

>>59801604
>>>/sqt/

I just use my mac address and memorize it

>>59804936
Why do you do this? It's not even remotely funny.

>>59801604
Take your lowercase initials and covert to hexadecimal for a nice unique 6 character username

>>59801794
This is hilarious

>>59804964
It's actually really funny

>>59801794
I actually do part of this.

shuf -n 12 /usr/share/dict/words

I repeat until I find something in there I like.

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>>59806274
reshot.enamelwork
rustic.subproofs
nonapparent.mistutoring

I got 3 I like on the very first try. Though, obviously I'm far lazier and more uninspired in my actual choice.

I got so lazy I just use whatever hexadecimal number I think of at that moment
g-d bless password managers