How do we stop Boston Dynamics?

Break a microwave door and turn it on.

Wow, so hard Asimov, you fucking hack.

>>59801253
Was your microwave manufactured by a web developer?

>>59801402
Just slap an anime face on the 4 legged robot. There you go, robo gf.

>>59801992
This is a real photograph of the Boston Dynamics lab btw

>>59802082
Well I'm getting a job there.

>>59801157
Get Google to buy them again

>>59801157
by buying more apple products

>>59804581
hahaha thanks lori!
i came here to post this

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>>59801157
>Dahnald, this is Cruzbot 231. Hand over the delegates now or I will be forced to execute protocol 66.

>>59801157
Cool clock Ahmed

>>59804754
Kek

>>59804754
made me lol. have a you

>>59804754
XD

hire Elder Maxson

>>59801157
Aim for the legs.

Stop them from what?

All they do is create shitty machines for their stupid videos to drive interest in their shitty meme company so Google doesn't completely gut them. Google's been trying to sell them for about a year now.

>>59805948
What about utility fog enemies?!

Would tazering them work or would that just make them more excited/angry?

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>>59807023
idk man. All I know is the idea of utility fog scares the bejeezuz out of me.

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>>59801157
>implying the robots need protection

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>>59807070
What idiot uploaded kung-fu to the robot

>>59801157
You stop the cash flow

>>59807070
I can already see the climactic final battle between humanity and robots where the main hero kills that robot by ripping out it's power source, which is that glowing thing in it's chest conveniently glowing and located where humans have hearts for dramatic effect

>>59807266
You can't put the power source in the limbs, those are the most damaged parts and are used to soften impacts.
Chest would probably make the center of gravity too high.
I reckon the power source should be located at the pelvis, so you have to defeat robots by fisting their vaginas/ punching their dick

>>59806236

They're already sold

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>>59801157
Why would you want to? I really want to see where they go. If I had money I would donate!

>>59801157
Anyone have the research papers from these guys dealing with the balancing algorithms?

They pulled the ones they had publicly available. oy vey!!

>>59801157
I'm pretty sure if one of these came after you you could just evade it until it ran out of battery. It shouldn't take long.

>>59801297
>implying they won't be shielded

EVA prototype when?

>>59806236
I think they're developing some military version of their robots, they're already sold, nobody keeps pumping money into building meme machines.

>>59809415
They don't even have hands. Climb up a rope and you're safe.

>>59801157
install amd hardware in it