Hey /g/ show me your uptime!

>>59788931
windows is spyware

>>59788931

$ uptime
 4:06  up 433 days, 22:06, 4 users, load averages 0.22 0.17 0.24

>>59788931
>pro

i would have admired your uptime if you weren't such a good goy

>>59788931
I've had huge uptimes before, but if it's public facing, our client facing, huge uptimes are not your friend. Those security updates and kernel patches? They come out for a reason. When I see numbers like 200 days, or worse past 500, like some systems at work, I get nervous. It's a sign they haven't been maintained.

>>59789366
>what is live kernel patching

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>>59788931
>tfw blackout yesterday

$ uptime
 02:43:15 up 333 days,  2:23,  1 user,  load average: 0.00, 0.01, 0.05

>>59789486
>what is something that only works on certain updates on certain distros

If you manage an environment of any scale, you need to be running something like chaos monkey, and having a regular patching schedule, even if that means automated reboots.

No excuse for getting pwned by shit that patches exist for in 4034/2.

>>59788931
Windows is spyware and it really starts to shit itself after about 16 days for me.

>Uptime: 32d 13h 7m
but I'm on my laptop.

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>>59789053
fpbp

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Phoneposting windows uptime taken from chrome remote desktop, that's how deep in the botnet I'm.

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200km on this charge

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48 minutes.

>>59790426
Almost as deep as I'm in your mom's pussy

$ uptime
3:47 up 4 days, 6:51, 2 users, load averages: 1.47 1.63 1.58

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3 days

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>>59788931
I wouldn't want my "gayman" build sucking power all day, but i left it on form laziness the past 3 days.