>command prompt window appears for a split-second

usoclient.exe

yadungoofd

>>59778882

>MRxNet
>MRcls
>lsass.exe x2

>>59778882
> botnet.exe
> phonehome.exe
> alertauthorities.exe

>>59778882
>it is your own scheduled script that re-locks updates on win10
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>>59778882
>set up password manager
>use WLAN at work
>check IP
>it's a literal unironic botnet
>tfw

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>>59778882

LAUGHING GIRLS EVERYWHERE OP
BTW ITS ALSO PENIS INSPECTION DAY

>printer starts moving mechanisms on its own

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>>59778882
>type in password very slowly for the third time and it still does not unlock

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>mouse freezes for a split-second
>mouse cursor turns into a hourglass for a split-second
>fans turn into jet turbines for a split-second
>screen flashes black for a split-second
>PC makes an unfamiliar noise
>fans suddenly go entirely silent
>a single "device unplugged" sound effect out of nowhere
>something shows up in tray area and disappears after a split-second
>task manager stops responding

>>59778882
>svchost.exe
>svchost.exe
>svchost.exe
>svohost.exe
>svchost.exe
>svchost.exe

>>59780820
This is why you unplug your printer when not in use. Most shitty printers are designed to perform "self-maintenance" every so often. They don't tell you that this maintenance uses up your ink.

>>59780893
>shit that never happened

>Click on a safe link
>Second window pops up for a split second and closes

>>59781641
literally all of them happened

>get email with spam
>open attachment exe file
>it opens CMD and does something, but I manage to close it after a second
Fucking mcfee not detecting the virus.

>tfw you just figured out what rundll32 actually does

>>59780749
>having to do something like this
you already lost man

>>59782104
mcafee doesn't detect stupid.

>>59782104
>opening attachment EXECUTABLE FILE
Do you have spare machines to dispose of on which you just fuck around? Or do you enjoy swimming in botnettism?