>webcam light turns on by it's self

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>microphone turns into a speaker and starts playing linus tech tips

>>59777520
If you don't have electrical tape over your webcam by now enjoy all your fap sessions being browseable by now when nsa gets hacked by russian teenagers.

>>59777550
hot

>>59777777
never mind me

also had cam light turnng on my old laptop spooy af

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>>59777520
>i get up from the computer
>device disconnected sound plays

>>59777813
>le repeating numbers xdddd

>use microwave
>wifi disconnects

>>59777871
Kek

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>browse porn in nothing but incognito
>sites still suggest my fetishes

>>59777871

I don't know why this one made me giggle.

>>59777945
Have you considered getting into mexican-granny-bondage-lezdom-anal? I doubt many sites will be able to offer you that.

>>59777520
Masturbate and cum all over the webcam while holding up a mirror showing the vidya porn you're watching so the CIA can join in too.

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>>59777871
>you are the device

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>>59777520
>Having a webcam
Why don't you have a webcamless ThinkPad like my T430, anon? Are you an Applefaggot?

>>59777923
>use microwave
>get cancer

>>59778271
>Exist in 2017
>Get Cancer

>Pc turns itself on in the middle of the night
>it's windows update doing it's shit

>>59777520
>it is self

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>search up crush's name in normiebook
>facebook adds me to her "you may know list"
>next time she sees me asks me if I was creeping on her profile

>>59778969
does this actually happen? kill me

>>59778978
it does. any search you make in facebook (even if you erase through activity log) is kept so they'll keep suggesting you to each other.

>>59778978
Yep, don't ever do search on your main account, make a secondary one for creeping

>>59778969
>answer "yeah"
>bitch orgasms on the spot
>delete facebook

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>>59778969
I'm so fucked...

>>59778969
If you've got the balls/think she'll respond well, just say "Yeah, I was. You're pretty cute."

Keep in mind, I don't really talk to people and don't have friends, but if someone said that to me, I'd be super flattered.

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>>59778978
Uhhh is other social media like that?

>>59777961
>move to other country
>buy brand new computer
>start it up, connect to internet and go to tube site
>type in "mexican-granny-bondage-lezdom-anal"
>half the suggested videos are blacked.com sponsored clips
>type in "lesbian blondes"
>half the suggested videos are blacked.com sponsored clips
>type in "Asian girls screeching"
>half the suggested videos are blacked.com sponsored clips
>as a goof, type in "Wow, you Jews are insufferable with this stuff"
>all of the suggested videos are blacked.com sponsored clips