welp

>>59776333
>Internet of pwned
I can't wait for the IoT botnet to become sentinent and fight the Google botnet in a battle to control civilization.

>>59776461
this

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>>59776333
How do I install antivirus on my scarf?

>>59776551
Norton KnitGuard(tm)

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>>59776551
>tfw your botnet is comprised of scarves

>>59776551

Too late bro, you've got to re-knit

>>59776461
/thread

mfw my watch and my scarf convince my car to run me off the road

>>59776461
I would watch that movie.

>ask car to ask fridge what groceries I need while driving home from work
>fridge had been infected
>car tells me it'll speed up until I send bitcon

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>>59776461

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>>59780168
>ransomware in your car
Truly terrifying times we'll be in the day that happens

What if 4chan is a group of highly intelligent AIs and a few autists, and the AIs learned how to be autistic, therefore ruining their chance of world domination?

>>59782635
>implying its not

>>59776333
Iot is just a fancy name for telemetry if I understand this shit correctly.

IoT is web developers take on making hardware
No shit it's shit

>>59780168

Jesus, it's the perfect ransom! Who wouldn't pay that?

Welp, brb, I'm going tear away every single piece of digital electronics off my car, and figure out how to kickstart it.

T. Electronic engineer

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ayyyyyyyyyyy