/csg/ Chink Shit General

hello /g/entoo men
can you point me to a "rolex" look alike watch? not a replica, but a chinese branded one like curren, megir etc... I tried searching but no luck

>>59770227
>They are not grounded for most models.
Meh. I will stay away from those, I want to start a new hobby and avoid dying while learning.

>>59770141
Depends.
You should generally check if chink devices are actually grounded.

Those sub 5$ irons are completely unsafe and should be absolutely avoided.
But the TS100 on the other hand is very safe if you use a proper PSU.

Check reviews where people disassemble them.

>>59770145
North-Eastern Scania.

>>59770227
>>59770141
Nope not grounded. It's cheap but I should be able to get by with it until I graduate. I'll prolly buy a nice Edsyn later on.

>>59770233

One nuke should be enough, because you know what happened to Japan

>>59770368
>if you use a proper PSU.
Such as?

Also what about the USB ones? Like >>59770248 >>59770405 these two anons suggested?

>>59770593
I use my thinkpad power brick for it (had to stolder together a small adapter for the connector)

What's the serious consensus on the Doogee Shoot 1? Is it really a hit or a miss? There's some nice photos over at /spg/ and kimovil says its $99 only.

>>59770848
fuck off Doogee shill

Nice chink decorations?

>>59770911
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/dikoration/32742071565.html

>>59770948
Kys

As I bought a System Camera a few weeks back, I got:

Batteries for it: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/KingMa-Double-Dual-Charger-2-Pack-For-Sony-NP-FW50-Battery-Alpha-7-a7-7R-a7R/32321263920.html
Work great, currently have better performance than stock

M42 to E-Mount
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Factory-Price-Lens-Mount-Adapter-Ring-M42-NEX-For-M42-Lens-And-SONY-NEX-E-NEX3/32579466679.html
Works great for fucking around with some free lenses I got from a local thrift shop

A5100 leather case
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Camera-Bag-Case-Leather-Case-for-Digital-Camera-Sony-A5100-A5000-Free-Ship/32298797140.html
Beautiful, works great. Only downside: No access to battery compartment, therefore making it hard to remove battery

Viltrox quick-release mount for camera-thread stuff
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Metal-Camera-Quick-Release-Waist-Belt-Strap-Buckle-Holster-Button-Mount-Clip-for-DSLR/32424338849.html
Great, will come in useful during my travels in the summer. Easily clippable with one hand, holds on tight. Put the mount on a backpack strap, holds the camera comfortably, out of annoying territory and within reach.

Just broke/got a broken led driver, need one before the end of april. What are shipping times like from banggood to Norway. Do they have NL warehouses or something?

>>59770211
I can't get to http://v.yupoo.com/contact/ncxiefu/ which is in OP as a cheap replica watch thing with cute asians (but probably men) customer support.

Is it down or is it my ISP screwing with me again or China banning me because I run a Tor node?

It resolves to 115.231.100.110 and traceroute ends at 202.97.58.149.

summoning lithu

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Got this in the post today
It's certainly not real leather, and it isn't as snug as I would've liked it to be, but for £6 (sale price) it gets the job done

The embossing of the windows logo isn't the best. Some of the lines overrun each other.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/i/2032739923.html

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>>59770298

>>59770298
Have a (you) for shared interest

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>>59771025
Just hold one moment good sir, our own Norwegian resident and chink shit expert, Iver Dickinson, will get in contact with you and answer all your questions while giving you a blow-job.

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>>59771232
Most "Genuine" leather is worse than fake plastic leather in my opinion.

>>59770298

I'll bump this.

>>59771336
I need RGB lights in my red Ford Transit L 1990 so that Glenn Robin can pound my ass while I have epileptic seizures

>>59771368
its fake leather but it's one of the nicer feeling fake leathers I've delt with
when I think back on it, when I was in the store buying my Surface they had some leather sleeves and they worse than the one I got today

>>59771520
I have better experiences buying chink pleather products than I have buying genuine leather in southern europe on holiday from actual leather workers.

Cheapest (and decent) tablet to read papers and science related reviews on pdf format?

how do I effectively lie and convince chinks that i didn't receive my package and get a full refund?

I really want to buy Xiaomi redemi note 4
>Under 200$
>Huuge battery
>3 GB RAM and 64 GB memory
I kinda think that the finger print scanner is an over kill
Is there any other options?

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FUCK
Dispute or nah?

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>>59771411
>Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.

>>59771718
theres a reason its cheap :)
>>59771734
100% dispute
free stuff man

>>59771668
http://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_602714.html?wid=11

4:3 aspect ratio, 2048 x 1536resolution = perfect for reading

>>59771702
Write a paragraph or two with elaborated grammar and a passive-agressive attitude.

>>59771718
Make sure you get the Snapdragon version, not the Mediatek one

>>59771760
thanks
does it still work even if it has tracking?

anoybody tried Copic replicas or (supposedly) good coloring markers in general?

KZ ATE
yay or nay ?

>>59771740
I have never disputed before.
What do I do?

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>>59770298
>>59771373
>>59771335

not chinese, but its invicta's only good watch. The Invicta 8926ob

>>59771798
Worked for me.

But keep in mind it was something cheap and I had made some orders before.

Also drop a threat about negative reviews.

Chinks fear negative reviews more than death.

>>59771839
you dispute it
theres a button in your "my orders" menu

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>>59771740
>theres a reason its cheap :)
what is it?

>>59771842
That thing looks really tacky and bloated.

I would unironically wear an f91w over that.

>>59771852
spent 150 eur on chink clothes and decided that i just want free stuff
thanks again
>>59771865
i dont know i dont own anything chinese

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When shit gets real, the cute Chinese customer support girls with appealing English names are replaced by Tobey.

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>>59771855
>>59771871
Wouldn't this fall for "refund only"?
and possibly partial refund

infamous scamer vitols browsing these threads now

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>>59771873

yeah, not for everyone, but cant deny its almost an exact homage to rolex, minus the invicta branding. Also good quality and accurate automatic hacking movement

>>59771702
Get a job so you don't have to be a nigger clutching onto your parent's allowance you sack of shit

Daily reminder to always hardball chinks.

Every single time they give shit to me I reply with "Expect no further orders".

Never fails.

>>59771903
yeah
fuck chinks they make enough already
>>59771936
thanks
>>59771930
make more than your entire country
>>59771898
i dont know
i think you should chose the first one, and deny the sellers offer to get full refund from aliexpress

>>59771903
>>59771930
t. aliexpress shop owner

>>59771947
>i think you should chose the first one, and deny the sellers offer to get full refund from aliexpress
Okay, I will do that because it's not like I'm not satisfied with product or anything. It is not what it should have been.
>inb4 tsundere

>>59771947
>>59771964
fuck off 0utsider

as an american we must do all that is in our powers to slow down the chinese economic monster
>>59771975
but make sure you insult him

>>59771981
who?!

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>>59771982
Is this good enough?

>>59772050
add "I will have to leave a negative review unless i get a refund"

>>59772063
Got it, thanks.

Has anyone made any advances on the fake watches yupoo page?

Here is a template for anyone dealing with refunds/claims

Dear Ching Chong Chinamen,

I want my fucking money, or else I leave bad review.

t. A proud Westerner.

DO NOT ALTER THIS MESSAGE

Lol did you guys really find out about yuooo now?

>>59772410

Pardon?

>>59770211
Why did you make this thread so early?

>>59772517
It was made at bump limit but a lot of messages got deleted afterwards

So while browsing fro things to buy I found this and though it was cool...

https://gallantry.com/products/dango-t01-tactical-tactical-multi-tool-wallet-raw-hide-raw-aluminum?utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=googlepla&variant=34951839310

Naturally I thought there might be chink equivalent but there wasn't. So I've decided to buy this sometime down the road....

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/REEBOW-GEAR-Molle-Spec-Ops-EDC-Pouch-Tactical-Tool-Organizer-Outdoor-Travel-Hiking-Camping-Accessories-Bag/32444487903.html?spm=2114.13010308.0.0.YgHreG

And fill it with stuff. What would you guys fill it with? I know there's some obvious things, but is there anything you suggest?

Speaking of refunds:
I ordered a couple of pens in January. I extended quite a few times and no luck and the last one will expire in 20ish days.

I think I waited for too long, I should, shouldn't I?

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So what stuff are you waiting for to arrive? Here's my current Gearbest orders still underway.

Can't wait to check out that fucking telescope.

>>59772986
>chink guitar pedals
Interesting...

>>59772517
It was made at bump limit but then all the Doogee spam was deleted.

Can we get a mod here for a change? Ban all discord screenshots and anything drama related
even this

>>59772986
you know that noisegate will actually give you more noise, right?

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>>59770054
Londisk, either model 4K+ for ~$105 (200GB, U3) or ~$185 (256GB, U3), Robot for ~$160 (200GB, U1, purple or red), or Extreme for ~$180 (256GB, U1).

https://londisksd.aliexpress.com/store/800755
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/1748085
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/2343216
They have three stores, no idea why.

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>>59773033
Was it really?

>>59773047
I don't even understand what the screenshots are trying to say, they're all of Comfy saying normal enough things. It's creepy.

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>>59772986

>>59773009

Already got some, they're ok. Also got a 10-slot power adapter for the pedals but that's shit, don't get the Caline one from DX.

They have great percussion stuff as well, I'm going to order their cymbals next and see how awful those are.

>>59773059

Most probably. But for 20 bucks I'm willing to try. Besides, the looper's what I'm really excited about.

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>>59773072
Nice try, memeliar

>>59773076
>$33 for a mystery bag

>>59773140

You know that intrigued me. Should we request a follow-up from the anon?

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I just purchased 20 RMN4 Qualcomm.

Wish me luck selling them(and let's hope customs doesn't seize them).

You can't win if you don't play.

>>59772880
DO IT
Remember, after confirming that you have received the goods, you have 15 days to open dispute

>>59771734
Batteries need some cycles to reach 100% capacity.

>>59773140
I have bad habit for these lucky bags even I know that I will get chink'd.

In theory it should be 4k sport camera, but you never know what old stock gearbest got.

>>59773217
>Mexico
>let's hope customs doesn't seize them
huehue

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>>59773238
You maybe right, but they did not advertised about it :^)

>>59773217
I just sent a screenshot of this post to the mexican customs

>>59773217
>20 Pieces
you starting your own store Pablo?

>>59773221
Alright, planning on disputing anyway.
>15 days to open dispute when confirming
If only it arrives though

Thanks man

>>59773403
Your welcome
I'm shocked that these very simple and basic things has little to none actual visibility, as if it was obvious to everyone lurking these threads. I have been lurking quite a lot and have not seen too much of these.

Any tested and recommended BT speakers? Mine is dying an I'm looking for a replacement

Post your favorite chink knives. Preferably with photos.

>>59773456
Xiaomi

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>>59771734
Dispute chink them chinks

>>59771921
Sorry not good quality buy Steinhart if you want homage watch in good quality.

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- Are sharks still the go-to MicroSD cards?
- Any difference between sharks and monkeys?
- Which site is the best to buy them from?
- Best size to go for? (e.g. are 128s too good to be true, do 64s have an unusually high rate of failure, etc)

>>59773217
it would have been smarter to order then individually or in pairs

>>59771734
>>>59771734
what program do you use to see the capacity??

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>>59773771
acpi

sudo apt-get install acpi

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I had an idea, I run a Shot/Vapour blasting shop a bit like pic related is what we mainly do. It would be fairly easy for me to upscale anything metal like jewelry, add either a matte, satin or polished finish to it.

Anyone have any ideas about chink shit like jewelry or any metallic objects that could be made to look half decent. Just looking to take advantage of shit at my disposal.

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>>59773771
This info is available through ACPI, and you can see command on screenshots.

>>59773818
>>59771734
never mind i thought you used this to see the capacity of android phone battery.

>>59771734
Being autistic enough to get mad over something within margin of error of your measurement

>>59773970
I had a bad day

>>59770848
>the Doogee Shoot 1
Actual comparisons show that this phone's cameras are complete garbage and the rest of the phone's specs are 2010-tier.

Doogee actually has a few good phones these days so I don't really get why they'd shill that obvious piece of garbage. I'm very happy with my Y6 MAX, for example. It's great, apart from the GPS which is so broken and jumpy that in practice it's as if it doesn't have.

>>59772986
I was going to buy a pair of surgical magnifiers but I decided I could use my $3 for something useful instead

>>59773977
Tape an AA alkaline battery to your chinkpad and you'll have your 6000mAh

How long does DHL usually take to deliver to Southern Europe?

>>59774069
Around 7-8 minutes

>>59774069
Ali Express premium shipping is half the price, the same speed and you will probably get home delivery by DHL when you use Ali Premium anyway

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Got a vape from Gearbest after. 2 week wait. Definitely worth it, seeing how people resell this shit in stores for nearly $100. This thing cost around $20

Also first time I bought anything from china

>>59774117
I ordered using standard shipping, and then the seller messaged me telling they would use DHL because it would be faster.

Is it possible to become a seller on Ali if you live in the UK.

There is a high end Jewlery maker I want to knock off, I wonder how that would work. Also is it legal, I mean how can you copyright a fucking bracelet design, its some metal bent ffs.

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did I fuck up with the headphones /csg/?

>>59773687
no they're expensive compared to what you can get from US, UK, and German Amazons

There are chink micro sd cards that are cheaper than amazon sd cards, but I don't know if anyone here has bought them

>>59774152
you can copyright designs

>>59773217
Eres uno de esos revendedores ratas de maercadolibre?

>>59774196

Is it done by default?
I don't know if they have?

>>59774224
>Is it done by default
Everything that falls under copyright is automatically protected in every jurisdiction as far as I know.

>>59774237

Gay fuck shit.

I want to steal to hardworking peoples life work because they insulted me behind my back.

>>59773069
> chink SD cards
Have you actually bought these and tested them?

My advice: Don't buy chink SD cards, ever. Just don't, and if you do you should absolutely test them and make sure you buy it from somewhere you can be sure you get a full refund.

Every single chink SD card that I have tested with F3-tools (writes random data you can read and verify) have turned out to have a real capacity far below claimed. 32GB cards are 8GB, and so on. Put one of those in without testing it and you absolutely will have a really bad day.

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>>59773687
>no / doesn't matter
>monkeys are older design, otherwise no
>the one you can get the best deal on (be it AliExpress with coupons or Gearbest with cakebux)
>standard for all TFs: any that suits your needs, make calculations which price is best per GB, avoid 8GB cards as they are not class 10/UHS-1
Some other tips when considering TF cards:
>fake sizes will be SDHC at sizes of 64GB and higher, real ones will have SDXC logo
>compare prices between stores, offers too good to be true are almost certainly fake
>TFs are cheap to produce, so their price mostly depends on current prices of memory chips
>good TF cards have original designs (see Mixza, LD, Samsung, Londisk, Mingsford, Wansenda, OV, STS/Suntrsi, NETAC, SanDisk, Toshiba)
>shady TF cards have designs you might recognize with no logo or same logo slapped over multiple ripoff designs (see MicroDrive, kingstick, no logo, "Micro SD Card", "Micro SD", "Memory card", PanDisk)

If you want to be original, you can try AEGO cards. It's a new brand, they have TFs up to 256GB, I have seen their cards in Londisk store, but they also have their own store, so don't be worried about no reviews.

>>59773458
Come on, /g/uys.

>>59773217
>sent with DHL
You will have to declare them correctly and pay customs on them so add that to the price you offload them for. Good luck selling these, I hope you make a profit.

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>>59774321
r8

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>>59774303
Currently waiting for these cuties.

>Every single chink SD card that I have tested with F3-tools (writes random data you can read and verify) have turned out to have a real capacity far below claimed.
Because you have been stupidly buying some shit TF cards?
See >>59774314

Most problems I see people have, are "low read/write speeds", when they use shitty USB 2.0 card reader included with the card, instead of getting a quality USB 3.0 one.

YUPOO NIGGAS WW@?

Uugh, new thread, I didn't realize.

>>59774514
>>59774514
>>59774514
Someone awnser me please ok.

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holy fuck just ordered a Doogee!

literally just clicked confirm payment

this is the best fucking phone ive ever owned!!!!!!!!!!!! reccomended bros!!!!!! this is good as!!!!!!!

Gonna order a shitload of chink shit. What are some cool/handy things to have?

>>59774581
>What are some cool/handy things to have?

get urself a Doogee, my man

>>59774568
>>59774587
Kill yourself, my man.

>>59774553
I would like to know also man! Want an RGB strip to put under my desk. Only problem would be powering it and doing the cable management. Would be hard since they usually come with a fat brick.

>>59774303
>Don't buy chink SD cards, ever.
AKA "don't buy any SD cards, ever"

>>59774132
Weed vape? I am interested in one also man. How is it? Please tell me a bit more.

>>59774581
A flashlight

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New mascot of /csg/

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>>59774673

>>59774156
>ED2

You sure did.

>>59774673
>>59774678
That's the laziest fucking mascot I've ever seen.

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>>59774678
The Micro Genius mascos is pretty cute.

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Found the /g/ mascot

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>>59774668
Tried it, and it works very well. When you turn it on it heats up to the temperature you set, and stays on for about 5 minutes. 370 degrees seems to work for me. Holds enough weed to fill a small bowl.

I think once the weed inside turns brown though its time to empty it out and fill a new one. Also doesnt seem to stink as much as regular smoking, so its more discreet too.

>>59773217
Aduana is going to buttfuck you if they check your package

>>59774611
Well, I just bought it, I'll check what I can do with them.

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Is there any chink website that I can find these Canless air dusters?

I only found them on Muricamazon, don't live there so can't buy there.

https://www.amazon.com/Canless-Air-System-Hurricane-Special/dp/B00DYC3EKO

https://www.amazon.com/EasyGo-CompuCleaner-Electric-Computer-Electronic/dp/B00VAYIWSM

>>59774925
I'll probably won't remember in a month but keep me updated.

>>59774987
those are so shit

you must have down syndrome

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What are some decent, small budget phones with good audio quality to use as mp3 player + fitness tracker?

>>59774987
>don't live there so can't buy there
What... I've never lived in the Americas, but I've never had any issues buying from Amazon.

>>59775077
*poops back and forth between your butt and mine*

>>59775053
Ruizu X02 for cheap/X18 If you want Bluetooth
Xduoo X2 for cheap/X3 if you want Rockbox
Benjie
FiiO mp3 players if you're an audiophile

>>59774775
Sounds excellent. Does it only last 15 minutes before running out of battery?

Thanks.

>>59774925
>>59775001
Cool, cool.

>>59775077
Amazon won't ship to Ass 'n Titties Country, aka Brazil. There's some items that ship but shipping costs almost U$100.

>>59775111

I asked for phones senpai, I need android to pair with the fitness band I use

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Anyone ever come across sexy mature babushkas in ali reviews? All I can find are these 20-somethings.

>>59771842
MDV106 is better and won't Invicta you without warning when you're swimming with it

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>>59775161

sexy mature babushkas

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Looking to upgrade my KZ EDR2 i have 10 bucks, any recommendations? just not eiosai memery

>>59775303
The 3s or UiiSii HM7

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>>59768626
Thanks!

>>59775303
Rock Zircon

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You poorfags are literally on the same level as pajeets who shit in the street.

Do you have no dignity?

>>59775535
>poorfags
>implying I don't have a shopping addiction where I spend far more on various chink items than I would buying less items at local retail

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>>59775535
>Do you have no dignity?
no

>>59775535
>dignity
>while posting on 4chan

As if you're doing any better with your Lenovo "State Owned Spyware Corporation" Zuk Z2

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thanks to based DHL the tripod and fluid head I ordered during the anniversary sale already arrived today

considering the price of ~$150 for the two of them my expectations were really high
and I was not disappointed, build quality is excellent.
because of the carbon fiber meme the tripod is sturdy and light weight, all the tubes slide in and out easily and lock tightly
the massive aluminium head is almost as heavy as the tripod and offers just the right amount of resistance for fluid movements

my one complaint is that after screwing the head onto the tripod you need to tighten a hidden, tiny scrub screw with a hex key
so you don't unscrew the head when panning
a tool-less, easier accessible system would make (dis)assembly much quicker

Overall I'm really happy though it fulfills everything I was looking for

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/fluidhead/32778048711.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/tripod/32796280788.html

You might wanna message the seller and ask for a lower price
during the anniversary sale with app discount and select coupons it was $151.50 for the two of them

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What's the next meme toy to buy after the autism cube and spinner?

>>59775609
are you going to film zoo porn or what

>>59774303
Mixza cards are fine. I mine for almost a year now

I also had a no name brand chink 8gb card that I bought off dealextreme back in 2009...tons of heavy usage between a ds flashcart, psp, ghetto usb, android phone, etc. It only became read only a few months ago.

>>59775053

This one caught my interest, does anyone have experience with this brand?

http://m.banggood.com/Ulefone-ARMOR-4_7-inch-IP68-Waterproof-3GB-RAM-32GB-ROM-MTK6753-Octa-core-4G-Smartphone-p-1106689.html

>>59775616
>zoo porn
obviously
couldn't even imagine any other reason to buy a tripod

>>59775615
MEME EGG

>>59775535

Requesting a photoshop of pajeet sharting in front of the building

>>59775598
Wow you're one triggered anti lenovo shill.

I LOVE IT :3

Should I check Blueaudio if I want to get some in-ear bluetooth handsfree or some anon has better suggestion about it?

>>59775615
Nendoroids

>>59775130
seems like it lasts longer than that. I've used it twice so far for 5 minutes each, and only a sliver of battery seems to be used on the display.

>>59775719
Not bad at all then. Any ideas if you can do wax or shatter with it?

>>59775711

Are there safe ways to buy nendos from chinks or are they all fake?

>>59775728
Doesn't look like it can be used for wax, don;t see anything about it in the description so I wouldn't count on it

heres the link to where I bought it
http://www.gearbest.com/dry-herb/pp_506865.html

Definitely worth it, got a very good high going right now. Thought it wasn't working at first, but it does

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>>59770211
Anyone have any experience buying sex toys on Ali?

>>59775745
They're all fakes but some are better than others. I have a Pokemon Ash Nendo with the starters and the quality is top notch. A few other chink Nendos of smaller lesser known characters are much more shoddy. I hear the Zelda Nendos are good too. Look at the picture reviews on each listing and judge for yourself, no one will do your research for you.

>>59775768
tenga knock off and dildos
nothing in my body is falling off so far

>>59775765
Thanks a lot my friend! For $20 it seems to be a great deal, I am probably going to get it. None chink vapes can be pretty darn expensive.

Is smoke production alright and how long does the weed usually last you? I have heard people say that it's more efficient.

>>59775681
Someone?

>>59775835
looking at the weed right now it seems like 3 or 4 full cycles will probably be good, since its starting to look brownish now.

Doesn't seem to produce much smoke, but I could definitely taste it when hitting from it. So far definitely seems its more efficient. 2 full cycles and I'm pretty lit.

>>59775870
Fuck I want one haha. Going to order one soon. I guess joints, pipes, and blunts leak a lot of smoke or whatever. Vapes vaporize the THC, and gives you a higher percentage of it.

Keep in mind that you can use the brownish weed that comes out of the vape for edibles, so don't throw it away!
http://www.theweedblog.com/how-to-bake-your-vaporizer-remains/

What temperature do you use? I think 395-400 F might be ideal.

I've been using 380 so far

Nice, didn't even know the brown weed could be used for edibles, gonna start saving that up

>>59775870
>>59775946
>>59775954
fucking degenerates

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>>59775711
bootleg tomoko or asuka cupoche when?

>>59775954
>I've been using 380 so far
Pretty good. Trying turning it up to 395 and see how it is, might get more of the THC.

Definitely! I am going to save it up also, some edibles are always nice.

VE Monks showed up today. I like them a lot (my old pair were a piece of shit anyways, so for a ~$7 it's a pretty good upgrade)

Does anyone know if these are legit?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-USB-IN-OUT-MIDI-Interface-Cable-Converter-PC-to-Music-Keyboard-Adapter-Cord-Wholesale/32585931002.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Converter-PC-to-Music-Keyboard-Cord-USB-IN-OUT-MIDI-Interface-Cable-Free-Drop-Shipping/32585620020.html

Thanks.

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Should I chink him back? Product should still be on its way but eBay says it's been delivered.

>>59776254
I have similar ebay cables that are legit.

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Soshine Batteries came in, they're like 18650's but way smaller. 3.7V REAL 700mAh.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2pcs-pair-Soshine-RCR123-16340-Battery-700mAh-3-7V-Li-ion-Rechargeable-Battery-Battery-Case/1900962944.html

Anyone like the Vernee Apollo X?

It's a midrange flagship with super powerful X20 SoC. Very low power consumption.

>>59776456
>Vernee Apollo X
Looked it up, you got my attention.

> 4GB RAM
> 64 GB ROM
> Helio X20
> $189

Feel free to come back with a review of this one if you end up buying it. This phone seems to have very good specs on paper.

Kind of a risk buying it, though, Vernee is a totally new brand with zero track record. There's typically one or more minor details that are off with phones like this, like the GPS on the Doogee Y6 MAX randomly moving your location several hundred feet when you're standing still or the Blackview BV 6000 making clicking sounds when the camera focuses which can be clearly heard in recorded video.

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>>59775535
But my friend, mainlanders already shit in streets

what chink shit can help to live the catheter life

>>59771921
>>59773518
I rather get a Seagull Ocean Star or an Orient Mako

>>59774303
Netacs and Mixzas are confirmed to be legit

>>59773217

>DHL
>evading customs

Fucking lel.

>>59775765
Hey anon how good does this pull?

>>59776572
There is a huge difference between a Kiddo/or a mentally-ill individual shitting in the streets and when fully-grown sane adults do it.

India has always been a land of squalor and filth.
Stop strawmanning ;)

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$3.50 wallet still going strong after 1 month

>>59776976
That's a purse, m8

>>59777050
A MAN PURSE

>ebay
If I buy 3 pieces from the same seller (they even show a small discount from buying more than 2) can I safely assume they will arrive together all under the same package?

Can anyone recommend a 300w+ @ 8ohm subwoofer amplifier with RCA input, a crossover and response down to 20hz? Thank you in advance!

>>59776976
This is awful


Any reviews on Teclast? Planning to buy a tablet

>>59777445
yes, unless the seller has aspie

>>59777499
>Any reviews on Teclast?
It's shit.

Source: I have one.

>>59777528
Thx mate, now I really need to get one

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>>59770211
who is going to get this?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/HOT-FIGURE-TOYS-1-6-headplay-Jack-Ma-Ma-Yun-headsculpt-Alibaba-Group-Free-Shipping/32273204903.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_1_10152_10151_10065_10130_10068_10136_10137_10138_10060_10062_10141_10056_10055_10054_10059_10099_129_9915_10103_10102_10096_10148_10147_10052_10053_10050_10107_10142_10051_10143_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10110_10111_10112_10113_10114_10078_10079_10073_10070_10123_10124-9915,searchweb201603_1,afswitch_1,ppcSwitch_5&btsid=11b783d8-c1bc-48dd-90d8-a9f2ca3eb1ef&algo_expid=d03f937c-9e4e-483b-b6d4-78e2f3894e4c-1&algo_pvid=d03f937c-9e4e-483b-b6d4-78e2f3894e4c

>>59777521
thanks for the reply
buying a fishing kit(fishing rod, fishing reel and braided line), if anyone would be interested i could take a couple of photos when it arrives

>>59777542
God speed.

>>59777622
>fishing rod, fishing reel and braided line
Never mind. The fishing rod would most likely have it's own package.

>>59777638
i mean its telescopic and 76cm while closed, ripperino?

>>59777544
needs hot glue

>>59777445
You can assume anything anything but last time I bought 2 of the same item they shipped at the same time in different packages. They arrived about 3 weeks apart.

>>59775711
are there any Pop Team Epic Nendoroids from the chinamen?

>>59777702
Eh, they might just wrap everything in in styrofoam and ship it.

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Just got my Doogee in the mail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck yes!!!!!!!!!!!!

pic related, mfw receiving the new Doogee

>>59774132
Did the label on the package describe the contents? Wanna be discrete

>>59777939
Post pics with timestamps
Do not even try to steal Doogee pics off the net
We'll know

>>59777939
That's a nice Doogee

>>59777499
>awful
why?

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Is it a taboo to give neutral reviews to chink sellers on eBay?

What I know is that you get put on a database for other chink sellers if you leave negative reviews.

Chink Wallet for attention.

>>59778200
It honestly depends
If you act like a complete socially-autistic faggot and use the racist epithets in Normie webspace, expect to be blacklisted.

If you chink the Chinks (For etc. Receiving parcels but disputing them for no other reason than to fuck the Chink sellers over), then expect to be blacklisted

>>59778200
Why neutral? What's wrong with your $.49 wallet?

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What's the last item you bought that you had buyer's remorse with?

>>59778369
Nothing.

It's actually holding up well.

>>59778380
>TFW you can re-enact tiananmen with the cockroaches in your kitchen.

>>59778380
How can anyone have buyer's remorse with this?

>>59770593
>Also what about the USB ones?
You need a 2A usb port for them. They're simply some 8W irons. Don't expect them to work for anything other that very fine work.

>>59778380
$2 DW watch

>>59778394
Hey! That's funny.

>>59778469
>Anon why do you have tank slippers?
>Do you support the 2nd Amendment?
>Are you a Trump supporter?
>You should be shot

>>59778525
>I just like to pretend I'm Godzilla rollerskating on tanks
problem solved

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Maximum Comfy

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BIG chink mint plant. It starts to smell really weird and if i have to explain the smell it smells a bit like sweaty armpits.

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>>59778568
>tfw no knittler to order final solution on uncomfort.

>>59778718
Eat a leaf it will make your breath minty fresh

>>59778718
What kind of lamp/light are you using?

>>59778718
Can u smoke it?

>>59778823
a 24w cfl with toilet roll aluminum tape reflector

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Literally /ourguy/

>>59778718
Wtf that plant has grown quite a lot since the last time you posted a pic of it.

>>59778380
SDR-RTL dongle. I didn't have the autism to learn how to use it.

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>>59778718
Don't Mint plants usually smell like Mint?

>>59778911
He's been feeding it Eiaosi blood.

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Reminder the Creators Update for Windows 10 is out now.

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What phone should i get?
max 130€. Must have
>good camera (1080p video)
>2gb/16gb
>4g
>3200+mah battery
>android 6.0

>>59779236
>implying anyone is actually using windows 10
Lets discard that for now. What will this update bring to the table? Why should I care?

>>59779257
Doogee Shoot 1
Zuk Z2
Eiaosi X6

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My fake Rolex from aliexpress came. Was shit quality as expected but hey i just refunded it for counterfeit goods

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Hey /csg/. I've been looking for some sort of audio mixer like pic related for a while but I can't find anything online, any idea if there's a chinky one that I can buy for under 20 bucks? I'm currently running a headphone splitter cable going to both my amp and my headphones from out the back of my computer but I have to unlplug my headphones to get any decent sound out of my amp because of the impedence on them. Having everything on the autism diagram I drew up isn't strictly necessary and I could probably live without the volume controls and just adjust via my amp and computer but it'd be a nice touch.

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>>59779273
>Eiaosi X6
>phone
You there, stop it.

>>59779273
Eiaosi Z6 isn't a phone, but the Zuk Z2 looks really nice for the price.

Thanks!

>>59779319
Better than Xiaomi and Huawei combined

Anyone remember the Bluetooth reviser some annon used to make his cheep speakers wireless ?

>>59779327
Fuck off aushit.

>>59779327
The $30 speaker one?

>>59779341
yea the two speakers and amp, guy.

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Ordering this today, gets very good review from the techteblet guy. I just hope it can get to me by the 14th, expedited EU shipping to UK.

Does anyone from the UK have experience buying from GearBests EU warehouse?

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Just ordered a Doogee

Who jelly? /doogeeboys/

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Doogee X5

Recommended /csg/ approved phone

>>59779414
Impressive

>>59779352
You could try the archive, check the OP post and try the previous threads.

>>59775148
Oh, I've heard shipping to Brazil is really expensive for some reason.

Nice chink copy of a well known keycap set:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Carbon-DSA-PBT/32803021562.html
It used to be available only through Taobao, but they now put it up on ali as well.

>>59779414
>Recommended /csg/ approved phone
Wouldn't that be the Zuk Z2 or a Redmi?

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Best camera on a phone for $150 or below? Please no meme like Eiaosi X6.

Looking at Moto G4 Plus.

>>59779568
>>>/spg/

Also Zuk Z2 would be your best bet even if a tiny bit over your budget. Can't really get a decent camera for less...

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>>59779565
Zuk Z2 is just a meme, it's not recommended by /csg/ just by a couple of shills.

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Hello good friends. I have to say that my own chinese seeds of chinese origin are germinating!

>>59779560
>Over $100
Still pretty expensive desu.

>>59779583
>not recommended by /csg/
Yeah it is.

>SD820
>4GB Ram
>type C
>best camera under $200
>64GB storage
>5 inch screen

Only real faults are no SD slot and glass back. It's almost the same price as a Redmi 4 Prime too.

>>59779709
>best camera under $200
That's the Mi4c though

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And what might this be csg?

>>59779288
What exactly do you want that box to do?
I think I might have already made one.

>>59779825
please be Doogee

please be Doogee

if its not a Doogee then dont post it, nobody gives a fuk

>>59779843
Take inputs from both a record player and my computer and output them to both my headphones and my amplifier, which doesn't have it's own headphone splitter.

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>>59779844
Ayyyy

>>59779844
how much per post does doogee pay you?

>>59778380
Link to those fucking amazing slippers?

>>59779821
Except it isn't.

1.34um pixel size gives the zuk a big advantage in less than ideal conditions.

Plus the Nougat update improved the camera a lot as well as added manual controls.

>>59779878
Look at the quality of his posts. It's obviously not enough.

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>>59779853
Do you want to combine the audio from the PC and the record preamp?

Mine chooses 1 soucre and one output

>>59779892
I'd be fine with switching between but having them both at the same time would be a bonus.

>>59779821
Mi4c is also 2GB ram 16GB rom with no SD slot and a snapdragon 808.

Why even bother? At least three zuk gives you 64GB to make up for lack of SD.

>>59779914
>>59779914
Because the question is about camera, not RAM or SoC. Who cares if it's even SD810, he's looking for a camera with a phone.

>>59779891
0.1 daposited

>>59779876
can we get a "hands-on review"? preferably with proof.

>>59779876
>>59779876
That's a big Doogee.

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>>59779900
You want 3 pole double throw switches.
If you want to combine sources you might have to look into mixing equipment .

>>59779891
But the camera sensor is better in the Mi4c, it's the same one that's used in LG G6

>>59779914
There's also a 3gb ram 32gb rom model.

>>59779985
Seems like it'd do what I want, but why does it look so shitty?

Any chinkshit boxes that look good I can use instead?

>>59780002
Had to build it, didn't fine any that weren't part of mixing equipment and expensive.

Here's some photos from Mi4C and Zuk Z2 for comparison.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/146754051@N04/albums/with/72157679140730490

>>59780005
Honestly if it doesn't look good then I don't want that cuck shit contraption. Thanks for helping but sorry anon, I can't do it.

>>59779989
>same one used in lg g6
LG G6 is a dual camera phone, that's not a fair statement.

>>59779959
Why should anyone care about camera when the rest of the phone is useless? A similarly priced dedicated camera will destroy the mi4c and Zuk Z2.

>>59780020
got any comparisons of the Mi4C against the Doogee?

>>59779977
I'm not capable, yet.

>>59780020
Zuk Z2 looks better, but not by much...

imagine getting so butthurt over a chinese brand that you have to falseflag shill it on a taiwanese knitting forum

>>59780036
No need to be a cunt

>>59780020
holy fuck

If this isn't the nail in the coffin for the Mi4C then I don't know what is? Zuk Z2 confirmed for best /csg/ phone 2017. Legit gonna order one tomorrow dont give a fuck about sales, this phone is amazing

>>59780036
>>59780002
Why are you impersonating me?

>>59779985
I'll have a look at it. I think I'll be looking at mixing equipment though, just because I'd prefer to have inputs from both devices.

New thread here
>>59780140
>>59780140
>>59780140

>>59773451
Yeah, I appreciate the help and agree with you.
I'm a lurker too btw, I usually ask for help if I ask it out or help another one out.

Its quite annoying when no one bothers to help a poor nigga out. Its always assumed that everyone knows what we're doing even though we all don't.

Don't know if you still see this but oh well.
End of thread

>>59778002
Nope nothing on the package which would let anyone know whats in it

>>59771865
poor build quality.

>>59775870
You tried hash from it?
I usually buy hash and make edibles cause its hella cheaper