>go to apply for an internship in a company for 2 months >need

cool story bro

beggars don't get to be choosers

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>apply for internship
>sorry you need at least 2 years of experience
>for the internship?
>yes, you need at least 2 years of experience or a bs in cs
>uh ok
>apply for another internship
>sorry you need at least 2 years of experience or a bs in cs
>it's an internship
>yes but you need at least 2 years of experience or a bs in cs
>etc
>etc
>mfw

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>get degree in field that actually has demand for new blood
>got hired half the country away less than 6 months after graduating
>this was seven months ago
>already offered contract position and have had several raises
>mfw I didn't fall for the CS/CE meme everyone said I should go into

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>>59756259
>apply for traineeship for learning SCADA shit
>company takes 5 fucking months to get back at you
>"yea we're sorry but we really want someone with more SCADA experience"
>wanting scada experience for a traineeship devoted to teaching scada

I wouldn't have minded the rejection so much if they didn't make me wait fucking 5 months.

>>59754323
Welcome to the wonderful world of capitalism.

Software dev is shit you're better off being a neet

>Somehow OP is surprised that hiring entities themselves can be retarded just like the rest of the population.

>>59754323
Did they pull out a white board?

>>59754323
>>ask that smug cunt that's why I'm applying for an internship
you retard

>>59754323
it's your fault for trying. learn from it. stop trying. you won't be ever disappointed.

>>59754323
Try an REU. I literally got into my first one I applied for (second was a dud but 1/2 isn't bad). Just have about 7 solid projects under your belt and a good resume and you're golden. Plus get some professors to write a good letter.

Internships like this aren't about learning how to code/how security systems work
They hire inexperienced, knowledgable people for free to teach them how the company works

itt: entitled jobless early twenty somethings
nobody owes you anything, distinguish yourself

>>59754323
> falling for the internship jew
> not running away after hearing about PHP and MySql
Are you actually this retarded? You really deserve a Visual Basic+salesforce internship.

>>59754323
Thats fuckin bullshit. I feel you mam.
I wamted to do backend stuff for ,y internship.. I even told them that, but no, I was a js artisan for 3 months. web dev is cancer.

>>59756662
This
Internships are for losers

May as well do community service

>>59756803
>All internships are unpaid

>>59756803
>he can't get a paid internship in technology

>>59756742
>wanting to do back end
>Web dev internship
Anon, I...

>>59756803
If you're not getting paid, sure.

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>>59756342

What field?

>>59756342
Your face is two creatures drinking coco with a girl? What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>59756803
internships are obligatory for my uni course

>>59756862
>>59756897
>doing an internship for 0.2 cents an hour
Lol I don't even have a degree and I work for a fortune 500 company

If you can't prove yourself through other means, sure go fix the boss' coffee

>>59757004
Understandable

>>59756905
Know that there was another intern doing the backend for our project.

>>59757021
>doesn't have a degree
>thinks working in a fortune 500 company is some achievement
>believes interns get paid little to nothing and do useless work

Ask me how I know you're retarded

>>59754323
> go to an unknown state school
> have below 3.0 gpa
> 0 internships
> apply to top tech companies for internship because fuck it
> get offer from facebook
I thought this thread needed some good news. Keep pushing anons I believe in you guys.

I got offered a software engineering job by a government contractor without them ever even asking to see any of my code because they just assumed because I got a 4.0 majoring in physics that I was a good programmer. Ended up turning them down though kek

>>59757189
Offer != job

Unless you did get it.

>>59756933
Machining.

>>59757189
they probably accept every candidate's application and give them orders
don't get your hopes up

>>59757251
Its for their software engineering internship but yes I got it. 50$/hr should motivate everyone to just make sure you out work most of your classmates easy.

>>59757276
For the pay I would get coffee everyday no problem. Its worth it to have something on your resume so you'll almost always get an interview. Hell I haven't even started and already have recruiters hitting me up.

>>59757291
Good job, anon

>>59757021
You got a digit right but left out a few 0s, my internship was $20/hr.
I guess you're right about it being boring, scheduling got fucked between my hire and start date so I just ended up helping maintain datastage jobs.

Are most people in this thread eurofags or what? I don't think it can be this hard to find an internship that pays.
Or maybe this is another example of why you need to develop social skills to some degree regardless of how technically sound you are.

>>59754323
>Apply for software engineer job
>Invited for interview
>We are a perfect match
>Have to do 2 assignments
>First assignment is a literally a retard test
>Nail it
>Second assignment requires some clever thinking
>Nail it
>They are impressed
>Lunch with team to get to know each other better
>We all share similar interests, good vibe
>1 final discussion with the team to test my technical skills
>I nail it once again
>At this point I think I got this in the bag
>Suddenly my phone goes off
>Full blasting anime ringtone, tuturu
>Everybody looks at me with faces of disgust
>Panic, run out crying, spaghetti everywhere

Never heard of them again.

>>59756259
Shoulda joined the Navy m8. I got a B.S. in comp sci, now I'm sitting on my balcony, sipping on blackberry whiskey and lemonade, finishing up flight school.

And to think you fuckers laughed at me and made a few of those stupid diploma memes of my code when I asked for help. Well whose laughing now?

>>59757454
I believe world War 3 is right around the corner. I'm happy for you, but honestly I'd wait to gloat until things cool off around the world.

>>59757454
Flight school is a scam m8, even more so than a game design degree.

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>>59757454
>WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?

>>59757575
It's the Navy's flight school, so no, it isn't a scam.

Are you thinking of flight schools hosted by airliners?

>>59757189
next time someone tells me that GPA matters in the professional world I will tel them this story. Thank you anon!

>>59756994
i think reddit is a better place for people of your intelligence

>>59756397
That's not capitalism, it's feudalism

>>59758069
No. It's capitalism. Feudalism is way behind us.

>>59758096
We haven't had capitalism since 1913.

>>59757454
Have fun logging information in sharp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUHQpbv3KjI

>>59754323
There really are shitty companies like this. If anything, be glad you didn't end up in that environment

>>59754323
INTERN == CHEAP GULLIBLE LABOUR

Humans have no value
Education is worthless
We are slaves or masters
Get it out the door, bugs or not, and don't cost me any portion of my bonus

>>59754323
>dropout
>need better job than geeksquad
>get job doing security analysis because I have an ACTUAL interest in it and have put in hours learning and using the tools of the trade.
>mfw beat out grads and phd's because they assumed they would yet it without having any experience with the tools, and no interest outside of a paycheck.

Employers want workers that will work without being told to work. That requires genuine interest and dedication. Prove that, and your good.

>>59759295
This.

it's fucking slavery. You are better off making your own outsourcing company and jewing the jews or you can code shit for your self making 40K a year and outjew the fucking intern kikes.

EMPLOYMENT IS NOT TECHNOLOGY

>>>/biz/

>>59754323
you are going to the wrong school if you haven't had to turn down offers by this point

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>>59757434
>Never heard of them again.
You just told the story, Why insult our intellisense.

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>>59759454
/biz/ is fucking dead anon, they are way better off asking here than a dead board.