how do we fix /g/?

Delete the board so the retarded neets can get a life

Learn C

>>59746415
owned

>>59746399
Revert to /technololigy/
Mari can lead the way

It's too far gone. Niggers and normies whos extent of computer knowledge consists of building a gaming pc or taking a semester of programming have flooded this place.

>>59746399
make me a mod
i'll ban the current pedo mods
and ban the pajeets/circle jerk niggerfaggots spamming rampant faggotry

>>59746399
yea but where is her bulge

>>59746399
Get rid of animefags.

>>59746450
If I had the power I would ban keyboard and phone threads. This and actually getting rid of irrelevant questions that belong in sqg such as OP and the other 90% of the board.

>>59746399
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

>>59746473
Read the rules

I want to touch Marie's no no zone!!

>>59746399
post more cuties like her.

>>59746399
friendly reminder that marie was officially 14 until the EU threatened to ban the game, so they just changed it to 18.

>>59746399
ban the mentally ill.

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friendly reminder that marie is my gf

>>59746568
lmao

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is this the new marie rose thread

>>59746631
am i on a list for clicking that

text-only tech boards are far superior

anything /prog/ or /tech/ instead of /g/ is far superior

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>>59746399
Make Maki queen again

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>>59746762
sorry marie is the new queen

>>59746745
4x13 dot net has a list, as well as txtchan.
Personally I like 26ch dot net

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>>59746769
>prefers some ugly 3d model as ruler of /g/
/g/ use to have taste, but now I just don't know

>>59746399
>>59746577
>>59746617
>>59746769
I like this.
>>59746631
>>59746705
I don't like this.

>>59746631
>>59746705

Where do you get your material my man?

>>59746446
Yeah, I'm here every day and I haven't done either of those things. You can blame Floens.

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>>59746450
Mods are feminist SJWs that have love

Apparently 4chan has an increasing audience that feels the same way.

>>59746860
>that have love
that hate love

>>59746829
the slippery slope doesn't exist goyim now open wide Darnell needs throbbing black member wetted you wouldn't want to be a racist

Ban mobileposters
Problem solved.

>>59746399
Ever come across a retard thread that you can copy paste into google verbatim and still get an answer in the first result?

You could improve board quality immediately by blocking all windows useragents.
Even if windows users started spoofing their useragent string to come back, it would keep away the literal retards who can't google, and there are A LOT.

should i click the youtube videos im too scared
someone tell me what they are

>>59746860
>that have love for naked children
FTFY

>>59746908
regular dancing with kids

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>>59746908
no imo

>>59746860
>Mods are feminist SJWs
this isn't reddit

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>>59746979
Anybody who opposes love between a male and a female is an SJW

remove pedos

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Fap to cartoons but don't abuse actual children, mmkay?

Remove pedophiles and anime from /g/.

You fucking mentally ill faggots ruined /g/

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>>59747510
You can't tell me what to do

>>59746505
>Read the rules
I'd suggest you do the same. What's the point of different boards if anime is going to be discussed in every and each one?

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>>59747581
the point of the website is for fans of anime to have discussions about various topics with other anime fans
if you don't like anime then literally what are you even doing here

>>59747594
>marieposter is an anime-defender
That's it, we're done

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>>59747598
marie is anime when u rly think about it...

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have you ever been so bored that you spend all your time forcing a meme on one board just so people will remember you?

you will never be this pathetic
except for you OP

>>59747604
>implying marie spends her time browsing a trump supporting forum just to reply to people who badmouth anime
It's
O V E R

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>>59747655
>a trump supporting forum
fuck off /pol/, stop trying to shove your shit into literally everything

>>59747665
It's just a joke, don't get your panties in a twist

hang all animeposters desu

ban all threads basically.
bring back prog and tech

>>59746399
By posting more Marie.

>>59746399
leave

>>59747681
But what if I LIKE getting my panties in a twist?

>>59746399
>>59746399

permaban all high school/college kids talking about their fucking homework. beginner level programming is not technology

Where did you find all these images of my wife?

>>59748215
she's everywhere online shes a fucking slut

>tfw lainchan would be perfect if it wasnt so slow

>>59748669
trust me, you don't want to "speed up" lainchan with the fags from /g/

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We rename the board to 'Retro Technology' and only discuss things over 15 years old. Discussion of anything under 15 years will result in a permaban. With this we can remove both the shills and underage while changing absolutely nothing.

>>59748924
Make it a text-board like /prog/ was and I'd be down for that.

Hell, making a lot of boards like that will get rid of the memesters bringing the site down.

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>>59748160
How do I solve for all prime pussy numbers in 2 million?

All I have right now is

For x in range(0, 12):
Print(x)

We bring tech/loli/gy back

>>59746450
this would mean deleting 90% of threads on /g/

>>59748977
Make it a board you have to ssh into to post like a dial-up BBS. To read it's just a textfile.

>>59748924
>>59749208
Yes let's make it into yet another IRC circlejerk consisting of losers who won't leave the early 2000s. Wanna know the best part about retro threads? the same 20 pictures posted as last time of computers that don't work. hilariously enough the only people who post old tech are hipsters trying to be ironic, exactly what you claim you are against. fuck off

Bring back desktop threads. Loli loving autists are the only chemo get get rid of the /v/eddit scum.

>>59750939
You can't link to /b/ now?

>>59750970
It was a NSFW thread

>>59750979
Linking to nsfw websites was always allowed on blue boards.
Is there some new rule on this?

I deleted it myself I was just being cautious. I posted the image earlier on /g/ by mistake. Waiting to see if I get a ban for that.

Remove all weebs, Rust shills and gamers.

>>59746399
there's nothing wrong with /g/

anyone who's been here for a significant amount of time knows that /g/ has actually improved over the years

unless you're just here for memes, then I agree the meme quality has diminished, but you can go to other boards for that.

>how do we fix /g/
> thread is strting to fill up with reatds more obsessed with a VG character

Theres part of your problem. It started off/still regarded as a anime website. Anime pervades most boards. For some reason 4chan attracts some of the most fucked up anime fans, who regularly derail threads. THat, and as others have mentioned, the keyboard threads, guts threads, speccy threads, phone threads, retarded yet endless brand flamewars. All the shit that distracts others from reasonable discourse of technology in general should be banned.

These same people who start and inahbit those kinds of threads call others redditors as an insult, when the sad reality is a lot of good /g/ posters have migrated to reddit to get away from the shit that goes on in /g/.

>>59746399
>Remove gaymer-tier threads
>Ban that Solus shill
>Immediately remove "X IS FINISHED" threads

>>59746399
permaban OP

>>59751738
whats wrong with solus? actual question. Heard it being compared to ubuntu budgie a few times

kanji captcha

>>59746762
Maki was never queen it was just that one autist from r9k spamming her.

replace the image used in the sticky. Instead of stallman, it should have steve jobs.

Bring back desktop threads

>>59747581
posting anime reaction pictures isn't anime discussion

>>59749053

seems fair

>>59746399
by banning all /qa/ meta faggotry
like this thread

>>59752556
Lennart Poettering.

>>59752596
Shut the fuck up, tripfag.

>>59746399
By not doing what you just did
>>59748145
Carry on, then

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Ban everyone who makes a thread that matches \/.{2,}\/ in the title

add a technology generals board

>>59746399
Install Gentoo

>>59747067
Take your meds Mikee

>>59746399
/g/ is what happens when /v/ grows up and gets a job and doesn't have time to actually play video games but talks about the machines that play video games while they're at work trying to kill time. I don't think it needs to be fixed.

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>>59747609
Fuck you naysayers, Maki is and will remain queen of /g/. This mans dream will not die with him for the tradition will live through those who are dedicated and of patrician taste. All hail the mighty tomato.

>>59753267
don't bully jordan

Have stricter rules and active moderation

>>59754435
that's the opposite of what we need

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>>59747609
But you will remember him

>>59754965
you have to go back