Fuck hb1s

>>59744872
Any assembly dialect. Guaranteed no females in it.

C

pajeet is too retarded to manage their own memory

if it starts with P, R, or J stay clear.

>>59744902
Embedded C was golden until a few years ago, but now Pajeets are shitting it up as well.

The dip is just not enough to keep the most desperate of poos from going in (you'll be doing their job for them anyway while they "catch up"). I want to know what makes decent money nowadays (as a career or on your own) that is completely out of their league.

>>59744872
COBOL, LISP, Haskell

>>59744970
design

>>59744872
It's not the language, but the approach to software development as a whole. Pajeet's can't deal with iterative development at all. They don't have the creativity or the independence to put up a very fast rough draft of something, and then steadily refine it and improve it based on feedback, and progress through version after version like that. The Pajeet's like to get a super specific detailed bullet point list of exactly what needs to be done, and then they want to take a whole year to do it, and once version 1.0 is released they want to fuck off and never touch it again no matter how awful it turned out. It's a huge wall that's actually making software companies shift over to domestic programmers simply because iterative development is so much more productive and results in better software made in a fraction of the time.

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>>59744872
ASM and C.

>>59744884
>Guaranteed no females in it.
This. It's too hard for them.

ASM

>>59745041
isn't interactive development naturally what most people do?

i know that's what i did when i was learning, i never even knew it was a thing back then, it was just cool to make changes and see it happening on the screen in the next compile.


If you really want to avoid pajeets you have to keep up with the hipster programming culture.

The hipsters will never acknowledge, but once "bad programmers" (pajeets) come into the language, they magically create some new language/framework and everyone white switches to it.
Look at how no one even writes javascript anymore, they write in some DSL that converts to javascript at compiletime. I wouldn't say hipsterbrogrammers do this out of racism or whatever, but it sure does throw the pajeets off.

Indoor Plumbing

>>59745137
>Look at how no one even writes javascript anymore, they write in some DSL that converts to javascript at compiletime.

Ahah, holy shit suddenly angular2 makes so much sense now.

>>59745272
too deep my friend

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>>59744872
Swift.

Macs are too expensive for Pajeets.

>>59745137
>make some changes
>compile

I always do that at work.

>>59744872
Honestly the only way to avoid them is to work in small or medium companies.

And stay the FUCK away from Java and Oracle.

HolyC

English.

>>59744872
VHDL/Verilog

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>>59744872
Ada

Where do you even get those pictures from? Like what do you search for to get weird glowing brain stock images and semi-corporeal energy body men?

>>59747792
Comes as part of the Linux Mint KDE distro.

Why r u gus mememing meteor now is getting 2 gud ?

>>59747198
kek

LLVM bytecode

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>>59744884
>>59744902
>>59744970
>>59745130
>>59745133
Nope, they will emit an endless stream of shit that requires even more pajeets to fix.
here is example:
x265 project source/common/x86/ipfilter8.asm

fukken spam filter doesn't let post the link properly...

>>59747894
don't know asm, what's wrong with this? it is the authors having retarded foreign names and it being 30k lines of asm?

>>59745130
'Female' here working with ASM and C on embedded systems. Sorry bro. If you're scared you might accidentally brush up against a vagina some day you're probably best just cashing in on that autism and claiming your NEETbux.

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>>59749075
yeah, 30k lines of asm copypasta that barely has any comments was definitely written by the team of qualified software developers

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>>59749207
>'Female'

>>59749207
tits or gtfo

>>59749522
>Implying there's anything wrong with some feminine penis.
ksydesusenpai

And the quotes are because 'female' makes you fucks sound like you just crawled out of /r9k/, not because I have a feminine penis.

FWIW our team of fourteen people has three pajeets and chingchong too. ASM and C status: Destroyed forever.

>>59744872
>t. meme spewing neet who has never written a single line of code

>>59744936
What the fuck did you say about R language?

>>59744936
Paneer, Rajdeep, Jasnor?

>>59744970
It's frightening how much I'm seeing calls now for JavaScript to be used in embedded systems.

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>"“two-thirds or three-quarters” of Silicon Valley C.E.O.s are Asian" - Steve Bannon

Steve Bannon’s Racist Comments About Silicon Valley Are Wildly Inaccurate

http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/11/steve-bannon-racist-comments-silicon-valley-inaccurate

>PBS reported earlier this year, 60 percent of employees at tech firms are white, while 23 percent are Asian, 8 percent are Latino, and 7 percent are black.

>fewer than 19 percent of managers, and less than 14 percent of executives at Silicon Valley tech companies are Asian or Asian-American.

>Indians in the United States are the most educated ethnic group
>Indians in the United States are now the most affluent ethnic group
>Indians constitute a disproportionately small percentage of persons in the American criminal justice system
>Indians constitute a disproportionately high percentage of persons founding tech startups or working in technology sectors
>Indians constitute a disproportionately high percentage of persons working in certain high-income professional fields, like medicine and engineering
>Indians have relatively low rates of out-marrying, in regards to ethnicity and religion
>Indians have some of the lowest divorce rates of any ethnic group, both in their home country and in the United States
>Indians are rapidly making their presence known in non-STEM fields, such as media, comedy, and politics (two states have Indian governors, despite the ratio of Indians and Indian-Americans to other Americans being 1:100)

>in 1950, there were approximately 3,000 Indians in the United States
>in 1990, there were approximately 300,000-500,000 Indians in the United States
>as of the last census, there are over 3,000,000 Indians in the United States

>in fifty-six years, the Indian population of the United States was multiplied by 600

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>>59750103
Pajeets never learn

>>59744872
English.

>>59744872
>python more powerful than java
kek

>>59744872
I don't understand this pajeet and java meme, i know 2 pajeets and both use c++ and c# as their main language and my uncle uses python and java. Really makes me think