>go to drop off alimony check at court >court officer wheels

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>>59728989
>apply for sub sandwich shop
>told to come for an interview
>show up at the store, it's really small
>tell the guy at the register I'm here for my interview
>he gives me a look of pity and shakes his head slowly
>owner comes out and enthusiastically shakes my hand, leads me back behind the counter and into his office
>points at the whiteboard and hands me a marker
>gives me a huge smile and tells me I need to write code to find the sum of every prime number under 2 million
>im confused but I really need this job so I try to play it cool
>ask him what this has to do with making sandwiches
>his smile fades and his entire demeanor changes
>he gets real tense and flashes a face of intense anger before suddenly relaxing again and smiling
>he tells me it's just to see if I'll be a good fit with "company culture"
>tells me to just go ahead and start writing
>I explain that I've never programmed in my life and I'm not sure why he wants me to do this
>His entire face turns red and he yells at me to get the fuck out
>he chases me out the door while furiously insulting me
>calls me "a waste of fucking space" and "Human refuse" tells me "my mom should've aborted me"
What the fuck?

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>on a date
>things are going great
>bonding over our mutual hatred of botnets
>suddenly waiter wheels in a whiteboard
>tells me they have a special for anyone that can find the sum of all primes under 2 million in code
>"You know how to find the sum, don't you anon?"

Guys, the horse is dead. There is nothing funny at all left about this, stop beating it.

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>>59729626
>Try to derail thread
>Haven't filled any captchas
>"Click on all of the prime numbers under 2 million"

>>59728989
Hard mode:

Platform:VAX/VMS
Language: Fortran

5 minutes... Begin!

>>59729626
I've just seen this meme tho :^(

>be interviewer
>find a decent candidate
>ask him to come in for an interview
>he comes in and I ask him to take a seat
>instead he rolls in a whiteboard and asks me to sum the primes under 2 million
>run home crying
>still haven't gotten a call back

>>59729758
>Beating a horse, winning the Preakness
>Beating a horse, winning the Derby
>Stop beating the horse because beating a horse is a meme, lose the triple crown
>Tear up betting ticket, life savings are gone, have to sell the farm and go out and live in a box
>Go to UHaul to buy a box
>See selection of boxes
>Go to buy the largest cardboard box to live in
>Cashier says they have a sale on those boxes
>Think my luck is changing! Going to rebuild!
>Cashier says sale is half price for everyone who can find write code that would find sum of all primes under 2 million on a white board.
>Cry until I am as dead as my dead horse.

>>59729810
this is easily the stupidest shit I've read today, congrats

>>59729689
You're like a little Baby,watch this

Plattform:PC-98

Language:C#

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>>59728989

>>59729653
kek