How do we destroy this overpriced shitty company?

when you call in and get a "machine" asking you to talk to it, it's actually just recording you and people are listening to everything you say and hitting buttons on their UI

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>>59728943
As if Apple is the only culprit, nowadays

>>59728943
I hate vindictive people like you. I'd love to see y'all suffer.

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We don't, they're already doing a good job of that themselves.

>>59729100
>they're already doing a good job of that themselves.
In other news:
More than Million iPhone 7 sold.

>>59728943
>tech support
never heard of internet?

we don't because i like seeing /g/ get upset at what other people use lmao

>>59728943
>How do we destroy
buy samsung

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>>59728943
I love how people complain and hate apple about being overpriced yet apple isn't forcing you to buy their products.

lets face it, you don't hate apple for being overpriced. you hate the fact that you can't afford apple. you really actually hate yourself.

think about it.

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apple haters are dumb, stupid, shitheads who don't understand business, finance and marketing.

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/apples-stock-climbs-toward-another-record-2017-03-28

Apple stock is higher than ever and the company's the most valuable company on planet. Apple's now worth 750 BILLION DOLLARS.

Just fucking think about how high and insane that number is.

If you think you can destroy them, you're beyond stupid. They can buy their way out of any mistake they ever make.

>>59729250
Preach.

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>>59728943
Get this guy running Microsoft again. He whiped the floor with Apple (both when Jobs was there and when Jobs wasn't). All downhill since he left desu senpai.

"How dare people like something I dislike! REEEEEEE"

>>59729253
>Both FOSS and Apple drones are insane zealot cultists dedicated to their brands despite all the glaring faults
>Except Apple charges for enter and caters heavily to normies so they're widly successful
Apply yourselves foss autists, stop wasting 10 years porting over serial port printing and make shit that (((just works)))©

>>59728943
You could just, you know, don't buy their shit. Not a hard concept.

>>59729253
It may take 3 generation but I will still be apart of it.

>>59729380
>Not a hard concept.
Oh really?

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>>59729151
>More than Million iPhone 7 sold.
In other news:
android has nearly 90% market share

https://qz.com/826672/android-goog-just-hit-a-record-88-market-share-of-all-smartphones/

>>59729413
Really.

>>59729416
It's because the world is filled with idiots like you.

>>59729427
petty much

That's what I did when my iPhone 6 plus got touch disease and apple unironically wanted me to pay hundreds for a manufacturing defect they created.

Don't even get me started on the donglebook I got.

>>59729427
Thought so.

>>59728943
>Only good thing is tech support.
No, they have fucking shitty service.
Either you have to drive out 100s of miles to your closest Apple store and wait hours in line to get served or spend 2 weeks turnover time using their online servicing options.

Meanwhile if you get a Dell XPS, you get next-day on site warranty as standard, which means they come to your house the next day to service your laptop.

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>>59729454
nice projection

Joking aside nobody can defend them anymore. Apple died with steve jobs man, it's time to accept that and move on.

I deeply regret ever buying my 6+ and 2015 macbook so much.

>>59729468
What if I told you that wasn't a manufacturing defect?

>>59729519
Yeah, Apple has been really good turning a large amount of loyal users into Dell customers, me included.
If they fuck up the iPhone 8, I'll be getting the Note 8 or Surface Phone if that ever comes out.

>>59729416
>cheap burner phones for drug deals
>hoardes of impoverished Indians and Chinese buying underpowered androids.

Wow what a market!

>>59729544
So what, it was a "feature" to get people to piggy up more money to buy the next iturd apple shits out?

Either way, fuck apple. I took care of my 6+ like a baby with severe osteoporosis and even got it an otterbox because of the bendgate fiasco and I STILL got touch disease on mine. FUCK

>>59729555
>specifically names dell
Fuck off shill.

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>>59729563
>only rich people buy iPhones
I really really love this meme. Mind if I save it?

I paid for my touchgate 6+ and donglebook full price up-front btw.

>>59729575
>t. mactoddler

>>59729575
anything is better than a donglebook memetouch emojibar "pro"

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>>59728943
>trying to destroy the company that makes the best laptop and phone of all time

nice try, neckbeard virgin faggot

>>59729596
http://www.businessinsider.com/rich-people-prefer-iphones-over-samsung-phones-study-2016-9

typical tripfag spewing bullshit like all tripfags do

>>59729497
>too lazy to get to a store

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>>59729100
>this BBC-spamming faggot again

When you gonna kys?

>>59729416
And they still are the most valuable Company in the world somehow.

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>>59729621
>paying thousands for a 0.8GHz dual-core peocessor laptop with dogshit battery that bursts into flames unexpectedly
>touchgate
>bendgate
>alluminimum chipping on 6s and up
>best laptop
>best phone
fuck off retard

>>59729650
BTFO

red l337 virgin is the biggest faggot on this board and the largest source of cancer. He needs to commit suicide ASAP, just like that kevin@kevin faggot

>>59729519
No seriously. Anyway, my first counter attack to your post was to let you realize that no matter what, people will still buy Apple's iPhones. I have no clue why the fuck you replied to that post with Android's gimmick. Maybe you've nerve damage.

>>59729606
>t. coil whine pro

>>59729573
>I took care of my 6+ like a baby with severe osteoporosis and even got it an otterbox because of the bendgate fiasco and I STILL got touch disease on mine
Don't lie. You dropped it.

>>59729674
>being happy about being swindled by a scam company
Unless you're a stockholder, you're a literal cuck by being proud of this.

>>59729416
>flash your garbage software onto a billion chink and poo phones that poor faggot dweebs buy
>l-look at my m-market share mom!

You're a special retard. Tripfagging and namefagging, nonetheless. Cancer.

>>59729682
>so assblasted
Stay mad, attention whore.

>>59729416
thank you for using a trip so I can filter you

>>59729707
>hurr durr it's a scam
If that is true you can destroy them.
Oh, wait, you can't. They haven't scammed anyone.

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>>59729682
Jeez man, that's some serious jealousy. My condolences on you being a poor, pathetic loser going nowhere in life beyond some manual labor job.

>>59729573
>Buying a 6+
There's your mistake. Big phones are for faggots.

My SE is everythign I've ever wanted in a phone.

>>59729650
>30 million sample size with unverified results
0/10

>>59729665
lmao, you're a bigger loser than I am following me this much. Do you really want to suck my cock this badly?

>>59729674
yeah so valuable they dropped their only gpu manufacturer because they couldn't afford to keep paying them

>>59729705
nope, and the few times I did it was like 1-2' and it had the otterbox case on

>>59729710
>>59729716

>>59729727
thanks

>>59729736
Do you have 3K in the bank and all credit cards paid off? Did you even pay for your igay full price up-front?

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>>59729740
lmfao don't even respond to me you turbo manlet, your opinion is literally worth nothing

>>59729752
>yeah so valuable they dropped their only gpu manufacturer because they couldn't afford to keep paying them
>t. nvidia shill.
It's not Apple Fault that Nvidias are ovens.
>nope, and the few times I did it was like 1-2' and it had the otterbox case on
You dropped it. Admit it.

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>>59729776
>>yeah so valuable they dropped their only gpu manufacturer because they couldn't afford to keep paying them
>>t. nvidia shill.
>It's not Apple Fault that Nvidias are ovens.
>>nope, and the few times I did it was like 1-2' and it had the otterbox case on
>You dropped it. Admit it.

>>59729771
>muh dongles ;_;
Don't buy a macbook then. Stop crying

>>59729791
>t. butthurt pro

>>59729792
and an iphone*

>>59729811
>using unbalanced audio ever

>>59729821
see >>59729519 lmao

>>59729839
Good try red_1337.

>>59729752
>Do you have 3K in the bank and all credit cards paid off? Did you even pay for your igay full price up-front?

Hahahaha, holy fuck, is this b8? I have 25k in my checking account and the rest of my liquid assets (about 875k) are invested in various FF-focused mutual funds. Non-liquid assets are another story. You really are poor as fuck, aren't you? Jesus man, you're delusional all-around.

>>59729250
>you hate the fact that you can't afford apple.
Literally anyone with a mcdonalds tier job can afford an iPhone.

>>59729867
So what's your problem then?

>>59729853
Keep telling yourself that, poorfag.

>>59729883
Ok bud.

>>59729879
I'm not a poorfag, so I don't use iShits.

>>59729250
As someone who owned iphones in the past I completely disagree. Apple is just one fiasco after another.

Also how is owning apple products in any way a good indicator of wealth? Poor people have been buying iphones on contracts since forever.

>>59729883
see
>>59729596

>>59729682
>alluminimum chipping on 6s and up
Can confirm, fuck Apple. I guess they found a way to decrease resale value so less people will look at Used iphones and just get new ones.

>>59729883
>>59729899
Red l337 faggot turned off his trip and name, I see. Hopefully he steps down completely and kills himself next.

>>59729899
But rich people in fact use iPhones
>http://www.businessinsider.com/rich-people-prefer-iphones-over-samsung-phones-study-2016-9

>>59729934
>iphone vs samsung
>shittinessinsider
Opinion disregarded.

>>59728943
Destroying people's obsession with fashion would change the world but I don't know if it's possible.

The media people consume is because of what's fashionable, the technology products they buy is determined by what's fashionable and even their politics is whatever is fashionable. So much of people's life is dictated by whatever is fashionable

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>>59729926
Working hard for that bread huh pranjeet?

>>59729867
This, iphones are the official phones of poorfags. People with brains and money buy Chinese, like Xiaomi.

>>59729963
kek

>>59729959
??

I work in IB, and I'm definitely not a shitskin. Nice try though, you manual-labor genetic dead-end. You should really consider suicide. It would be so great for you and your family.

>>59729963
>buy xiaomeme
>ramdomly fails
>have to change it 3 times in a row
>still Works as shit
>fuck with it
>miui is a mess
>sell it and buy an iPhone
>literally the best phone I had in my life

>>59729573
>So what, it was a "feature" to get people to piggy up more money to buy the next iturd apple shits out?
No, the defect was inside you. You're the walking and living incarnation of everything that dumb and wrong with the society. The amount of AIDS you spite in every post. You stole that money from bunch of blind homeless people to buy Apple products. Guess what? Your cancerous touch gave the smart device a deasese to let us all know that everything I just wrote was true and how cunt of miserable sentiant you really are right now. Kill yourself.

>inb4 nice projection
Kill yourself some more.

>>59729988
*projecting intensifies*

>>59729967
>>59729985
>t. itoddlers

>>59729950
It isn't. Fashion is a form of communication and societal regulation if you think it well.
It's like what cames with socialism: authoritarism to trying to get the people to act like the fucking book instead of what their conversations dictates.

>>59730008
Used to be, I'm never buying shit from apple ever again. They can pry my android smartphone and desktop pc from my cold, dead, hands.

>>59730008
>t. Gearbest sales representative desperate to unload the last of their xiaomeme stock

>>59730008
>assblasted

>>59730003
>red_1337_star762

lmao, this faggot is a gaymer. Fucking loser. Probably lays bricks or some other day laborer horse shit hahaha. https://bf4stats.com/pc/red_1337_star762

Fuck off back to /v/ you fucking fag. Literally no one wants you here

>>59730039
Better a gamer than a literal faggot.

Why gamers always cry about tech shit NOT AIMED TO THEM?
My god, it's awful. Every video of the 8-bit guy, for example it's filled with gamers crying about "macs can't game". The first is somewhat false, and second, most Apple videos of him aren't about gaming, and his gaming videos are about retrogaming.
It's stupid.

>>59730057
They're one and the same. red l337 is the biggest faggot loser on this entire website.

>>59730039
pffftt, newfag

>>59730003
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>>59730085
Says a literal piece of shit following a tripfag instead of just ignoring his posts.
I personally find him entertaining. /g/ is not an Applel faggot's safe space. Go to reddit for that.

>>59730074
Cause they're poor losers that no beautiful woman will ever chase or love, and 99% of them are going nowhere in life. They're pathetic nobodies and they don't want to accept their trash realities, so they sperg out online. Sad, truly.

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>>59730101
Did you forget to take your pills again timmy?

>>59730087
>newfag XDDDD ebin XDD

You're such a cringey, ugly little fucker m8

>>59730112
Nice try red fag. Like he said, no one likes the faggot. No one would care if he died. No one.

>>59730120
I gave it to your mom befor bangging her on table.

>>59730148
lmao, anon is still correct though. /g/ isn't a gay fag forum.

>>59730135
Go back to whatever hole you crawled out of you waste of skin. And tell whoever recommended you come here to neck themselves.

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>>59730087
>>59730027
>>59730003
>>59729967
>>59729959
>>59729791
>>59729771
>>59729752
>>59729682
>>59729606
>>59729596
>>59729573
>>59729519
>>59729468
>>59729416
>>59729100

>>59730190
This

>>59730119
And this


The red l337 guy is such a sperg. It's almost impressive how much of a loser he is

>>59730120
You're a clueless fuckturd who has absolutely nothing relevant to do in life other than spewing blatant cancer out of your ass.

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>>59730212
>>59730221
We're hitting projection levels that shouldn't even be possible.

>>59730279
How long did it take your staff of 823 people to think that up?

I still don't see anyone refuting Applel's shit qc standards and products.

>>59730626
Do you understand what do you just write?

Apple is the best company. Being gay is unnatural. Global warming isn't real. Mankind isn't doomed. Racism is good. red_1337_star762 is retarded. The cake is a lie. Women rights are bad.

>>59730651
Maybe learn some english, Apple pajeet. I understood his post just fine.

>>59730651
Yeah I did I wrote it. Did you? l33t_sperg is a turbo autist but he's posted proof that Apple repeatedly puts out shit products, I don't see anyone addressing it

>we
If you think I'm helping you destroy something when you haven't even done anything for me first, then you're out of your mind.

>>59729297
>Implying Gates haven't lost his motivation after Jobs died

>>59728943
make a company where there is
>good build quality
>it just works OS
>works for someone who just wants shitty memes and facebook/twitter
>unix based for devs
>good RMA
>premium stigma attached to all products
>good marketing
>innovate (apple doesn't do this anymore thought but a new rising company should)

>>59730771
>good build quality
Microsoft Surface Book

>it just works OS
Windows 10 is less buggy and more constantly updated compared to OSX. Windows 10 also runs better on Macs than OSX does, it's fucking sad.
http://www.zdnet.com/article/windows-10-unequivocally-better-than-os-x-on-apples-new-macbook/
http://www.laptopmag.com/articles/windows-10-vs-os-x

>works for someone who just wants shitty memes and facebook/twitter
Yep, Windows 10

>unix based for devs
Windows 10 Pro has a UNIX Subsystem, optional Ubuntu integration and Free solutions like cygwin

>good RMA
Microsoft has Apple beat by a mile in this department

>premium stigma attached to all products
Microsoft does this well

>good marketing
This isn't a positive

>innovate (apple doesn't do this anymore thought but a new rising company should)
Microsoft definitely shook up the PC industry with the SP3.

>>59730820
Thier phones are fucking shitty.
Prove me wrong. You can't.

>>59730860
Samsung Galaxy S8 Microsoft Edition.

>>59730820
good to know. but ms still doesn't have an aggressive marketing campaign to capture a part of the apple fanboys and it doesn't have unified ecosystem.

>>59730881
that literally an s8 but with preinstalled ms apps

>>59730669
Preach.

>Have always owned Apple products.
>Never had anything wrong with any of them.
>Nice and attentive customer service.
>Stuff is handled in a timely and professional manner.
>Enjoy the closed eco-system of all my Apple devices running off one ID.

I mean, you can hate the company all you want, but I think people should just use what they like, desu.

>>59728943
You don't. Their products are fine for their customers, wanting the world to be exactly like how you want it to would make for a very boring one.

You have to support them first to destroy them, all basement dweller neckbeards need to seen in public with their products, ruin their brand image. Or you know, it's just a piece hardware and who gives a fuck.

>>59729985
>have both, got iPhone for work
>prefer Xiaomi over iOS bullshit

What now?

>>59731046
I don't know, cry? I don't understand what you want us to tell you about that

If it's so overpriced, let the invisible hand kill Apple.

>>59728943
if american, you didn't vote trump right? cause that would be a start

>>59728943
don't worry, trump will do it for you.

>>59729867
>Literally anyone with a mcdonalds tier job can afford an iPhone.
Specify exactly what kind of job at McDonald? Also, is the phone first or second handed or stolen? What is the person's background(are they from a wealthy family? Or their parent's income > than their earnings) Do they do something aside from doing a McDonal tire job?(drug dealers, sex workers or anything) Does the person who does the poor job has a girlfriend/boyfriend who is wealthy? Did they take loan to buy the phone? One of my buddies works as a mechanic at a garage who owns a first hand iPhone 6. Too bad his mom gifted him that on his birthday who is a teacher.

>>59731146
In all honesty, my old Powerbook G4 had an amazing keyboard. And ran Linux like a champ when Apple cut support for it

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Apple is sex. sometimes I sit and contemplate how perfect and beautiful it is.

they took tech to high art, and aesthetic pleasure. the aluminum is smooth...there is no excess.....they are what is imitated time and time again

to own a mac is to restore faith in the sacred of the simulation, the pure form

It can't be destroyed because it is beautiful. Humans tend less to destroy pretty things. Checkmate.

>>59728943
buy samsung.

>>59732639
Buy anything else but is that possible? Apple is addictive like cocaine.

>>59732653
Buy Samsung Sens instead of MacBook
Use Galaxy Tap instead of iPad

>>59729253

That stock hike is just Apple coasting on buybacks to boost internal returns. This is what they do to profit these days. Apple doesn't even care about the shit it sells anymore. Tim Cook is a finance guy, not a techie like Steve Jobs.

I give Apple five years before they start to crap themselves like they did in the 90s.

>>59728943
By people not buying their products.

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>>59733177
Shut the fuck up already. http://archive.is/ZM6b2

>>59728943

I interviewed for the Apple at home tech support job. The first interview is extremely easy. The second interview they throw some curveballs at you. I don't mean Tech questions I mean the interviewer is legitimately usually pretty off. You got drilled with some quick questions real quick and if you don't answer how the interviewer wants, you're done. They wanted me to work all holidays including overtime mandatory. The pay about $18 an hour with full benefits. Glad I didn't get the job now that I look back. I likely would have been taking more than 70 calls a day fuck that.

>>59729297
I'm fine with him working on charity stuff. Better purpose.

>>59728943
Make them pay taxes in countries they sell their shit. Also kill contract phones dumping prices, such a fucked way to needlessly make people blow money on phones ever y2 years.

>>59729100
kys desu

>>59729250
money is not really problem
some people just don't like being ripped

>>59729250

Bump

>>59733682

Same can be said for almost everything you purchase,... any product, to a point, is man made. When it all becomes automated, then quality will increase.

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The reality

>>59729853
25k in a checking account is poor storage of money, kid.

>>59733932
>I care so little about you that I made an image macro and spam it all the time for your benefit

>>59735361
>18/04
Pretty old I see.

>>59735440
Holy shit what ever happened to vomit anyway? She didn't seem to mind the bullying here...

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>>59733932

>>59735506
That's pretty much this thread in a nutshell.

>>59735506
>being so assblasted you actually spend time making this shitty macro

>>59729596
I don't even give a shit about apple, but 100% of the people who line up to buy iphones on release day are flippers who resell the phones on ebay for twice the price. Also, carrier contracts haven't existed for years, so none this image makes sense.

>>59735558
>That's pretty much this thread in a nutshell.

It's the actual opposite considering OP

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>>59735573
>being so assblasted you actually spend time replying instead of ignoring it like an adult

Mactoddlers, everyone

>>59735657
>memes about obsolete software from 5 years ago

>>59728943
sage in all the fields :^)

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>>59735682
>no sense of humor

Lighten up, tightass.

>>59728943
Hey bub, if it's overpriced then what does it matter to you? Worse than old women, the lot of you.

>>59735628
>being so assblasted you actually spend time replying to my reply with a picture from the anti-apple folder you've been carefully filling with stuff you persistently searched on the internet to soothe your butthurt as a continuation of series of butthurt anti-apple posts

Bravo, poojet

>>59735715
>citing clickbait article to prove your point

A new low for droidfags, huh?

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>>59735657
>>59735715
got some more relevant memes for you anon

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>>59735766
>>59735789

Oh I am laffin' at ur anal annihilation

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>>59735794
Cool, thanks anon. I hate MS also. Apple are worse tho.

>>59735799
>n-no you

I've got the last laugh, faggot.

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>>59735848
>I've got the last laugh

Mactoddlers, everyone... again.

>>59728943
>/g/
>do anything besides bitch and moan about competitors and subjective taste

>>59729100
>tripfag
>thinking your opinions matter
Ricing your galaxy s6 doesn't make it better or worse than any other phone. It just means you have loads of time to kill.

>>59735886
>he is still in denial

Top kek.

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>>59735921
Here anon. It's the new must-have item for die-hard Apple zealots like yourself. Only $12999. Flush Different™

>>59735969
What's that you're too poor to afford even an imaginary product?

>>59729497
The one and only time I contacted Apple support, I did so over the phone, and my issue was resolved in a total of an hour including wait time. FYI, the issue I had was that some scammer opened an iCloud account on my domain, on an address that I don't use. Tha agent figured out a way to trick their own system in to verifying I was the account holder so that the account could be deleated.

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>>59735985
The discerning gentleman doesn't waste money on iShit, anon. You wouldn't understand :^)

>>59729705
Different person, but considering OtterBox has a 100% replacement gurentee for phones in their cases, if it was due to a drop, they would have a new phone.

>>59736033
Stay mad with your pleb crap from Micropoo and Poogle, anon :^)

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>>59736056
Don't use either of those :^)

I also hope you enjoy your annual shafting at the gayBar, I mean, Apple Store.

>>59736071
>hating on gay people without reason

Oh, it's a FSF troglodyte who still 'members 60s.

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>>59729250

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>>59736112
I don't hate you just because you're gay anon :^)

>>59735906
His opinion does matter unfortunately. No one has been able to rebuke how utter fucking dogshit apple products are. We're still all waiting on that.

>>59729248
"Samsung" SERIOUSLY??? Like they are doing any better.
May as well suggest some no-name Chinese one.

>>59728943

by just not buying their stuff.

>>59729416
lol, he think this help his shitty argument, lol btfo

>>59729596
nice false equivalency meme attempt faggot

>>59736033
lol this is total bullshit ahahahahah

>>59736071
>>59736139
>>59736174
lol, he's dumping the whole folder of 2004 memes, you inferiority complex must be flaring up like a bitch today. sorry man.

>>59736033
COIL WHINE
AMBIENT LIGHT SENSOR
PLASTIC
SHITTY HIDPI SCALING

>>59728943
just remember this: Apple will still be a company LONG after you die probably even after the hypothetical kids you'll never have would die too.

No matter how much you hate Apple they will never die, but you will.

>>59736649
that dell xps laptop is ass, the multiple daily buyer's remorse threads are a good indicator of its quality.

>>59736112
>Loving sodomites
I bet you're a bottom

>>59729250
I want to fuck the fox

>>59729899
if you follow this conversation thread the whole point started with "if you're not being forced to use it, why do you care?" and your answer at this point is "i don't use iShits"

so what the fuck is your point? did you get dropped on your head as a kid?

>>59729959
>pajeet authors
>pajeet publication
>look at us, pajeets are doing well!

i'd expect a pajeet tripfag like you to have such poor critical reading skills

>>59728943
The answer is so simple.

Fix Americas leaky corporate tax laws.

>>59729297
>Get this guy running microsoft again
>Its never been worse

Everyone on this board is fucking brain-dead. I swear.

Microsoft's share price has NEVER BEEN HIGHER. Go look. Salty Nuttela is running the company into glory. Not even a failed smartphone division stalled them. They purchased Minecraft for several billion, like it was fucking pocket change. You are delusional.

>>59736897
Oh man that dot com bubble really didn't sink in, did it?
Big companies splashing cash like that is a sign that they're overvalued, not that they're doing well.

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>>59736897
>Microsoft's share price has NEVER BEEN HIGHER

Yeah spying on users through the most used operating system ever and selling that data to advertising companies and intelligence agencies would tend to increase your bottom line.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/johnpaczkowski/apple-says-it-is-completely-rethinking-the-mac-pro

https://www.buzzfeed.com/johnpaczkowski/apple-will-ship-a-pro-imac-later-this-year

Is Apple finally waking up?
Then again their Macbook Pro 2016 was awful, but these new Macs sound promising.

>>59736850
>The answer is simple. Fix the problem.
It takes a genius of significant magnitude to suggest that problems should be fixed.

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>>59736967
uh oh

> How do we destroy this overpriced shitty company?

Copy more of their designs and undercut their pricing?

We've been doing this for decades... why do you think Android has 80% market share? Cheap phones flooding every market.

>>59729034
Or you could leave the basement and get face to face support...

>>59728943
You don't.

>>59728943
How I imagine Applel Tech Support

Customer:
>I deleted my banking app, how can I get it back?

Support:
>No problem. Just go to the applel store and by a new mac

>>59733967
I spend about $1k/day and don't use CCs, so it's really not that much

>>59738806
Seattle or SF?

>>59736772
He's mentally retarded. Literally. He's some manual laborer loser who is going nowhere in life. Namefagging and tripfagging on a Mongolian finger-painting board about products he'll never be able to afford is the only thing he has to look forward to. Have you seen his pictures? He clearly has FAS or something; he's one truly hideous SOB.

>>59738806
I would never live in either of those cancer-laden shitholes. I live in Texas.

Cook seems to be doing a pretty damned good job at fucking everything up on his own, we just need to play the waiting game.

>>59738984
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Hi there. I am a physicist at the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory. I am here because one of my colleagues at CERN has alerted me to this thread. Apparently some of you think that there are other phone around to rival the Apple iPhone. Well, there aren't.

I contacted Tim and Jonathan over at Apple and they showed me something very interesting about the iPhone. Something so advanced that my colleagues at CERN and I were astounded.

There is a menu in the iPhone's BIOS that let's a professional sound designer, programmer and professional photographer alter the way the device reproduces audio, color and picture. So while it comes optimized for humans, it can be adjusted across the universal spectrum. In theory, one could optimize it for an owl, for example.

>>59739163
What the actual fuck?

https://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/63dwcd/in_an_extremely_rare_move_apple_admits_its/

>>59736732

/thread

>>59739163
>iPhone's BIOS

>>59740704
>https://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/63dwcd/in_an_extremely_rare_move_apple_admits_its/

lel. those comments tho.

>>59736448
LG? Kek.

>>59728943
behead every apple buyers.

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The amount of aplel damage control in this thread is astounding.

>>59729606
i actually used one for like 2 weeks and i ended up using the "emojibar" constantly, like every few seconds, its such a huge part of the UI. ends up being really useful

>>59741640
This. My boyfriend loves seeing emojis being sent on his macbook pro after I send him dic picks.

>>59736954
Bro, are you fucking retarded?

These are companies run by the most competent people on this fucking planet.

Alias: not you Mr. NEET.

>>59729253
This. Apple will hit a trillion dollar cap in a few years. iPhone is their cash crop, they will never go down.

>>59729250
This too.

>>59741737
>trillion dollar

This thread hilarious, I must join in

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>>59741973