Shit tech words

Framework

>>59727400
series of tubes

"compiles into JavaScript"

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>>59727400
app

>>59727400
Diversity

>>59727400

Yeah, IoT has been triggering me hard lately. I've also heard people using the word "bandwidth" in unconventional ways lately.

OP again, www.shitstartup.io

"Smart" anything

>>59727456
fucking kek

>>59727400
"coding"

also,

>>59727458

>>59727480
>Bandwidth in unconventional ways
Examples please

>>59727514
>I'm out of bandwidth for this month

>>59727555
what were they referring to

I actually stoped reading technology websites, everything those uneducated monkeys say is usually wrong or distorted.

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These threads full of pedantic neets

>>59727666
Not everybody is a high-school dropout with poor vocabulary.

>>59727594
Data allowance
>>59679825

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>>59727400
>"Experience"

>>59727400
"Innovation"
"Courage"

>>59727400
"No compromise! Gaymin experience"

>>59727400
Virtual reality

Anime

The way GNU is said
You only need 25mbps internet
IoT (Internet of shit)

nVidia

>>59727400
i*

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"Information superhighway."

No wait, that one was actually badass.

>>59727400
Aluminum unibody.

>>59728902
I was a fan of 'infobahn' myself.

>>59727400
"Anonymous"
"Privacy"

>>59727400
how do you abuse "bare metal" ? I've never heard "type 1" used in production? and I can't think of any other uses for it besides hypervisors.

>>59729667
It's just irritating to hear in general. It's Hardware, specifically, Physical Hardware.

"deploy" "enterprise"

>>59732280
t. NEET

>>59727400
Cutting Edge (or any variation of "edge")
"Gaming"
"Innovation" (most products that advertise this are completely opposite)
Revolutionary
Modern
Crowdfunded (nowadays this most likely means the product is a scam, sadly)

>>59727400
> Bare Metal
> Shit tech words
How so? It's used to distinguish traditional servers from VMs.

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>VR ready

"On the line" - heard it all the time back in tech support days

BLAST PROCESSING

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innovative
>read: old shit rehashed and repackaged for the iphone audience

>>59727400
>2017
>not shitposting from your ubuntu bare metal xbox

>powerful programming language

what is this shit even supposed to mean?

>>59733710
probably means you'll vomit powerfully if you program with it

>>59733710
Rust.

Why does the term IoT trigger so many of you?
I think it's a stupid idea, but I don't really see what's wrong with the term.

>>59733632
kek

>>59727400
Bare metal is kind of stupid, but there are times when you need to indicate something isn't virtualized

>>59727400
>"Ubuntu, Xbox, Nexus One"
Also "PlayStation, Microsoft, Apple, i, Mac, Dell, HP, Lenovo, Razer, Windows, Google, Samsung, Alienware, MSI, ASUS, Android"

>>59734178
It sounds better than bunch of shit connected to your router and probably with a phone app, or BoSCtYRaPwaPA for short

>>59734178
Smart router connected to your smart fridge, smart smoke detector, smart door lock, smart TV, smart security cameras, whole house sound system, wifi enabled receiver, Amazon dash buttons, your personal electronic assistants, smart sprinkler system, wifi connected led lightbulbs.

>>59733370
My butt is on the line

>>59728902
I like to use that in Danish. "Informations supermotorvejen"

>>59727400

What's wrong with "bare metal" as a phrase?

>>59733710
>high powered assault programming language

>>59735815
Because nothing really runs on the bare metal, since virtual memory exists

In a way there is no distinction between a hypervisor VM and 'bare metal'

>>59727400
>Advanced persistent threat
>Military grade

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>Not using a smart, modern, cutting-edge and revolutionary powerful programming language to deploy the ultimate innovative internet of things app experience using bare metal cloud computing to integrate diversity into coding featuring military grade innovation and courage, a complete VR ready anime experience through crowdfunding backers

>>59733710
C

>>59727400

I don't know about you, but every time I see "REST" or "RESTful" I almost get a panic attack.

dunno why.

>>59737812
RESTful and SOAP really grind my gears

.io

>>59737812
How else call them?

>>59727400
>ubuntu
uh ... because? You don't like words in general?

>"Bare Metal" is a meme
Do you not understand what assembly and machine code are you multinigger?

>>59727400
Informatics

>>59738723
>These two unrelated and irrelevant things

>>59733370
> online
> on the line
> dialup takes up a phone line so you're on it when surfing the web
> you're on the line
> online
Holy shit I get it now

"X"aaS triggers me

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None of you faggots mentioned DAILY DRIVER so far?

Really???

it's by far the worst phrase I heard in the last few months.

>>59740799
>Holy shit I get it now
You have passed the first test.