Verizon is mashing Yahoo and AOL into a new company called Oath

Verizon can now use Yahoo and Aol properties to display targeted ads based on what it knows about everything else you do online and with your mobile devices.

>>59726301
Could a company name sound more ominous?

>>59726301
So basically someone saying "Oats" but with a speech impediment. Got it.

Verizon is dead. Rather than investing in FTTH, they would rather invest in stupid ads when their wireless subscribers are all going to T-Mo.

>>59726363
Foundation

sounds like trust, I'd trust them

In Australian slang, thats short for "fuckin oath"
Like we literally just say oath
I'm loling

I just read the fuckin part as if it's there

>>59726380
lol could you be any more wrong? verizon subscriber count and profits are continually increasing.

>>59726388
wp

What a shitty forgettable name.

>>59726378

LISP

>>59726301
Why can't yahoo just die already? I get they were big email guys and shit , but their major hacks put millions at risk.

>>59726781
Too many morons still have Yahoo.com as their homepage. That's gold to advertisers, not to mention Tumblr and Flickr.

Fuckin' oath mate.

>>59726432
so, what the fuck is "fuckin oath"?

>>59726844
Don't you dare talk shit about Flickr.

Tumblr is good too, if you skip the hipster suicidal blogs.

>>59726888
"fuckin' oath" translates roughly to "I agree with you in a most enthusiastic and emphatic fashion".

>>59726844
I think yahoo is even the default search engine for Firefox

>>59726301
the hot bitch literally earned tens of millions of dollars just to kill the company and sell it before its value goes to zero

>>59727182
>Typical of what women do in society.

>yahoo


Ironically they won't be implementing Open Auth.

why is there a colon at the end
what could this mean
why is it blue?????

Oats?