*blocks your path*

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>>59719658

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>>59719658
>mfw morons who call themselves "software engineers" can't handle a simple whiteboard interview

*unzips sharpie*

PREPARE YOUR ANUS

*System.out.println("hello word");*

heh... nothin personnel... sir...

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>>59719879
>hello word

>>59719658
> Teleports behind it
> Unsheates permanent marker pen
> "I have spent the last 10 years of my life training for this moment"
> Writes "Nothing personel kid" in beautiful gothic lettering

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>So tell me about a time you came up with a ((((creative solution)))) to a problem

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>>59719990
>tell me about a time you encountered a hardship in a project or workplace and how you overcame it

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>>59720036
>Tell me about time

>>59720036
>group insists on using proprietary google botnet cloud shit
>leave group and do the project by myself
fucking normies

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>>59719989
>gets hired as the office autist/mascot

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>>59720052
it does not exist in real life. It is only made up to let people waste it.

>proceed to draw legendary swastika made of dicks, the Swasdicka

>>59720996
>gets hired as the office faggot

>>59719658

import: cuck
if(prime<2e6) goto 3 if(prime>2e6) goto 4
Sum return
Print 3
##give me tendies

>Writes the 1 line python fizzbuzz from memory and fails at absolutely everything else

I still got a call back tho.

do you guys think the original post was legitimate, or was it just a meme spouting fuck?

>>59721564
it's probably the nonfree pizza botnet guy trying to force another meme

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>fizzbuzz in a language that isn't a botnet

>>59721774
>go to job interview
>whiteboard rolls in and shoots my kneecaps
>spill spaghetti all over the floor
>never get a call back

>>59719906
>sharpie on a whiteboard

>>59719658
>Draws a leet hax0r riced Arch desktop (with anime girl)

>>59723780
pretty sure that's part of the joke

>>59723780
>being this slow

i am so fucking insecure about my future now

time to kms

>>59719658
I'm a white cisgendered male though

*handily solves coding problems and joins the patriarchy*

>teaches interviewer things he didnt even know
>try to fit in as much lisp as I can
"w-wow when can you start anon"

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>>59724642
RRRRRRAPE

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>>59719658
>it's fizzbuzz
>accept the job
>entire job is maintaining a decade old installation of a proprietary e-commerce framework
>more convoluted and abstract than anything I have ever seen
>it was irresponsible to hire me
>mfw

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>>59724790
>tfw entire dev team is white wizards
>tfw dumb customer service bitches over the wall chuckle at our enthusiastic Zelda discussions

>>59724803
Are you me at my first job which I later quit when I actually began to understand what I was actually doing but I decided I'd rather not?

>>59724838

Maybe

What city did this occur

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>>59724868
I bet it was in Pune lol

>>59721774
He can't keep getting away with it!

>>59719658

Import<studio.h>
Print i(i==1-100) goto 2
If(i % 3) print fizz
Else_if(i % 5) buzz
##if you can't do this's neck yourself senpai

>>59725499
>this's

>>59725499
>>59725532

>studio.h

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>>59719658

>>59719818
I have never understood this. Do people just do things and forget immediately after or are they just impostors trying to land a job they don't deserve? If you need to google how to do a bubble sort or reverse a binary tree, you should be applying at Walmart.

>>59725781
>gets cs degree
>hiring manager ctrl + f "bachelor"
>deletes rest of stacks
>clicks on cs degree github
>his and only project is some complex machine ai using several languagues written by his proffesor which he just forked to fix a readme typo
>"hey anon why don't u come in for a whiteboard interview"
>whiteboard question is fizzbuzz or prime number 2 mill which he memorized from the constant threads on g
>"wow anon ur hired"
N thts how non coders get jobs

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Someone create some OC of Optimus Prime writing on a whiteboard pls

Why is this a meme

>>59719658
>*blocks your path*

I dont get the joke, probably because I aint a programmer, but whats the meaning of this?

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>>59722311

>>59725946
You get asked to sort prime bubbles and spill your spaghetti, failing the interview

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>>59725937
>no dick

>writes a bubble sort program

>>59721724
If you can't write fizzbuzz in assembly you don't belong near a computer.