Retarded stock photos thread

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>>59710729
This thread needs more photos of models holding soldering irons by the searing hot metal tip.

>>59711033
>CIA can turn on webcam on any laptop
>anons still make fun of masked hackerman
You are all fools

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Yeah, that sounds like a virus to me.

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>>59710858
>not holding your soldering iron like a pencil for improved accuracy.

REEEEEEEEEEE

>>59711080
kekd

>>59711293
>He doesn't put tape on his webcam
>He doesn't unplug webcam connector from the motherboard
He doesn't disable webcam in bios (granted, I wouldn't trust that option completely)

>>59711464
>he doesn't know about the second hidden camera

>>59711088
>ends with placing the fan on top
Lost

>>59710729
that's a sexy laptop
what is it

>>59711464
> Puts tape on webcam
> Rips of webcam connection on the motherboard
> Thinks he is safe and takes off mask
> Gets recorded from from the TV on the other side of the ROM, his phone for a second angle and the drone outside.

>>59711384
> not having a prosthetic hand so that you can hold a soldering iron like a pencil for improved accuracy and not be bothered by the searing pain

>>59711666
Wouldn't that still fuck up the prosthetic hand?

>>59711137
I lose it every time on that light bulb.

>>59711179
This is the first time I've ever seen a stock photo of someone holding a soldering iron who's NOT holding it by the metal tip.

>>59711715
Probably so -- you'd need the hand to have like silicone skin or something like that.

>>59711765
He provably tried it at first but got burnt and had to find an alternative solution.

>>59711765
Probably because this one is actually on

>>59710774
heh

>>59710936
when ur daughter executes ur power supply

>>59710988
nothing wrong here.

>>59711941
>sticking the RAM between the slots

>>59711941
Except your eyesight, you dumb nigger.

>>59710897
this one's not retarded at all

>>59711492
Thinkpad

>>59710897
/ourguy/

>>59710729
can somebody explain the purpose of stock photos? Why all the watermarks? Would anyone use a photo with that many watermarks for anything?

>>59712645
You can buy it and don't have to take the picture yourself. Watermarks are obviously only used when you're previewing them for free, so that you cant steal them

>>59712645

>Why all the watermarks? Would anyone use a photo with that many watermarks for anything?

Its so you have to buy the non-watermarked copyrighted one you massive fucking retard. Why are people here so hopelessly dumb?

>>59712645
Wow, you're fucking dumb.

>>59710790

>2017
>Not injecting memes directly into your computer

>>59710762
>that post gave my computer cancer

>>59711883
>daughter
thats my wife

>>59711506
>on the other side of the ROM
Fuck we're living in the matrix i knew it

>>59712747
Muhammad?

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>>59712759

>>59712672
Meet me RIGHT NOW you fucking nigger. I swear i will fillet your back you damn cunt. NOBODY had ever wronged me except, subhuman flith such as yourself

>>59710737
change the file name to "installing non-free packages"

>>59710866
>:(

>>59712902
sperglord much

>>59710858
Anyone else think the guy in the middle looks a bit odd? He looks like his neck is too long and his head is too small compared to his upper body.

>>59712902
Sorry.

>>59712645
take lots of pictures to sell them
fuck them up with watermarks to sell them

>>59710729
Well, that one kind of isn't retarded. A screwdriver is a decent tool for taking off keys if you need to do a proper cleanup or something.

Not sure if he is using it on the clit mouse tho.

>>59713236
you mean he's a nigger

>>59712902

Did you take your autism pills today, brainlet?

>>59711080
this reminds me of when i was in middle school and got a soldering iron to try and wire up a pcb with an arcade stick for blazblue and just burnt the shit out of the pcb and nothing worked.
thank god for that guy who patiently explained why i fucked up, let me ship the pcb to him, then wired it for me.

>>59710748
that is a big hard disk

>>59710790
>watercooling.jpg

>>59713735
for you

>>59711088
dat blowtorch and nvidia logo makes me lost my shit