April Fools Technology Pranks

I said I was happy.

April fools!

>>59689485
Kek

>>59689452

i dont have any friends, family or colleagues
thats my prank on humanity that lasts for too long now

>>59689677
I'll be your friend anon.

>text my only friend
>Did you hear they are banning Windows?
>Not going to get a reply because he hung himself in 2008
>I still text him regularly to wish him well

Hoping this is my final year on earth.

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>>59689743
>INCLUDES:
>Intel i9-8900x 400 core CPU
>128GB RGB RAM
>NVIDIA GTX 1280 Ti Ancestor Edition
>Cherry MX power supply
>Loudspeakers with tiny confetti cannons
>GSync caps lock AND num lock
>Dual fuel auxilary power supply
>IUV-RGB (Infrared, UV spectrum & RGB) lighting
Kek'd

>>59689724
That sucks man. Do you have anyone else?

>>59689452
Someone need to beat up that little midget.

>>59689776
What did he do to you?

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I posted on facebook i was diagnosed with lung cancer , jokes on them cause i really have it.

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>>59689776

>>59689776
>implying Köksal baba wouldn't slap anyones shit

I've replaced the ; with a greek question mark character that that looks similar (;) in all of my coworker code.

I'm not telling him, ever.

>>59690452
How bad would that mess him up?

>>59689452

Told my ex-wife I wanted to fuck when she dropped our daughter off. Hopefully she'll be back later.

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I installed Windows 10 on all my friends computers.

>>59689452
i replaced the cream with toothpaste on my friend's keyboard

>>59690849
if its a language that needs the ; after every line he basically cant do anything at all
and error messages only show that the ; is a wrong character, expecting ;

/g/ shouldve been merged with /lgbt/

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>>59690073
goodspeed motherfucker. Remember peach flavoured ice cream is your friend when you want to end yourself after chemo because everything turns your stomach inside out.

>>59692143
that's not funny anon.
that's far from a prank

>>59690452
cool prank pajeet

>>59690452
I never understood why those aren't the same unicode character.

I merged /pol/ and /mlp/

>>59690452
D E V I L I S H
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>>59693173
Did you have cancer also?

>>59690073
Hope it all goes well for you anon.

>>59689485
Sorry to hear that, anon.

I pretended to go back to android

I pretended to be a retard

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>>59689776

>hates on defenseless little Koksal Baba AND talks like a nigger

Stop posting here.

>>59689724
hanged*

>>59698157
>defenseless
That little nigger has a shotgun. He can defend himself.

>>59698157
>posts midget gif
kek