itt: anons brag about their dream tech jobs or make shit up what

>>59683002
>continue OPs faggot story
>die of lung cancer from breathing in peoples fucked up computers and even more fucked up houses
>first brings parasites and diseases back with him from opening those computers
>lives alone and miserably while working himself to his death to provide people with faster spy machines
keep it up anon, you're living the life!

>>59683086
>t.unemployed neet

>>59683002
>work on contract
>wordpoz developer
>make ~$20k a year on average
Not terribly fulfilling work but my wife and I are frugal anyway, plus I'm around to homeschool since I work from home.

>>59683086
t. Person being contrary to OP for attention

>>59683201
please don't homeschool your children :~(

> get paid to write C on Linux all day
> when I need a break I fuck with everyone by writing complex makefiles

>>59683002
>do post grad research at a uni
>work on cool research projects that I plan myself
>have unlimited funding and good guidance to for everything I'd want
>not have to deal with most other people

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>graduate from college in Cyber Security
>have a bit of experience in IT, mostly computer repairs
>land Security Analyst job
>$95k starting
>bout to pay off my student loans and buy a house

>>59683215
>shitposting on 4chun
>having children
pick ONE.

>>59683209
>>59683177
>samefagging this hard
someone's clearly upset

>>59683002

>be me
>26 m
>graduated from cs program at uni with less-than-average marks
>get a job at GeekSquad
>forced to talk normies into buying extended warranty plans all day
>guilt eating me from the inside
>go looking for a job
>get a job coding java
>have to deal with enterprise shit each day
>half the codebase was written before 2003
>a quarter before 1999
>getting twice the salary
>somehow less satisfaction than i did as a GeekSquad charlatan
Maintaining old code is the worst thing ever. It's spaghetti all the way down.
I regret spending >$50,000 on this fucking degree.

>>59683002
>>>/biz/
>>>/qst/

>>59683492
shitposting on 4chun plox

>>59683547
why would you feel guilty about it?

also, i'm glad my uni is rigorous as hell and you're able to see all the downsides of programming before you make the dumb decision to continue a career in one

>>59683547
so you're a code archeologist

>>59683547

Sounds like me, minus the degree.

Currently stuck in the clip-on tie looking for a new job because I was hired on part time with a gentleman's promise of full time that never came through.

The hourly rate is alright, but it's not Christmas now and my hours are in the shitter.

Got turned down for a position at another company due to a misdemeanor theft charge.

I have another interview tomorrow. If I don't find a new job by July, I'm considering tying all my lose ends and committing sudoku.

All I want to do is go back to school and not be dirt poor.

>>59683224
>passive aggressively make automake take longer by having it build unnecessary binaries and then remove them immediately

>>59683201
How do I into worpoz dev? Thanks

>>59683002
what the hell is that thing, some kind of server?

How do you guys get jobs like this?
Ffs can't even get hired at best buy.

>>59684622

>>59683968 here

>applied for inventory job
>manager saw resume and suggested I work in "services" because I worked for an electronics recycler as my first job ever for 2 years

I regret it every day, especially since the inventory position was full time

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>>59683002
Steer satellites (ok I do my dream job)

Pic probably related.