You are now the CEO of a tech company you hate (the board of

Run market studies and immediately start laying fiber in the markets with highest adoption projections.

>>59678853
>be Intel CEO
>hire Krzanich
>resign
>watch it burn

>Google
>Fire everybody
>Put creator of youtube in charge of youtube
>Delete everything but the search engine
>Invest the rest in terrorist groups to take out comcast

>>59678853
>facebook
>make it all privacy frendly
>Stallman as board member
>fire all sjw

>>59678853
intel or amd idc
same stuff, no more backdoors

>>59679192
madman

>>59678853
>AMD
> put no mental retarder marketing department
> return Lisa as CEO

Microsoft
Reform the company, release WINDOWS NT 11™, an open source windows with cheap licenses, modular UI, themes for all versions from 3.1 to 10, and make the corporation look Industrial and professional
Discontinue Bing and all the other bullshit, stop being involved with the US government, offer free C++ and web stack programming classes to everyone interested, and invest more in mobile, remaking Windows mobile and ramping up apps and functionality through developer incentives and marketing campaigns

>>59679445
Also stop excessively hiring street-shitters and open up job fairs and job marketing for aspiring software developers wanting to join

>>59678853
apple
support trump
watch kids smash their mac books on social media all day

Intel? Openly support ISIS more than the previous CEO to keep our borders conflict-free so the muslim subhumans kill each other.

>HPE
> Let Meg continue what she is doing

>>59679669
I wonder whose beak is behind this post.

>>59679192
Facebook was the first that came to mind too.

>make it privacy friendly, no shadow profiles, selling user data to advertisers, storing users searches
>make privacy options for profiles very visible and easy to change
>streamline profiles design
>remove trending and replace with a simple rss feed of the users choice from multiple news outlets all over the political spectrum

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>>59678853
>be CEO of Applel
>bring back user upgradeable laptops
>make kickass desktops that are easily upgradable and not shaped like little trash cans
>switch everything to USB C
>dongles included for free
>make the entire mobile line free and open source
>start building x86 tablets that run OS X called MacBook touch that will compete with MS Surface
>give iPhones and iPads expandable storage
>allow paying developers access to engineering builds of iOS that you can root
>put out ARM build of OS X that can be installed on iPad Pros
>make enterprise laptops that have a metal cage in them and a hard plastic shell (ThinkPad of Macs)
>enterprise laptops are significantly more expensive but only refreshed every 2-3 years and include 10 years of OTA update support and complimentary office software
>bring back OS X servers
>bring back magsafe
>make everything slightly thicker and use solid state batteries for god-tier battery life
>allow users to choose between Modern (flat) or Classic (iOS 6 and before) themes
>give everything a decent camera and just sell attachments for people who are actual photographers
>bring back slide to unlock
>give partial file system access over USB to drag and drop files to mobile devices so that iTunes is optional
>put engineering tools into iTunes for IPSW stripping, allowing users to pick and choose what apps or settings they want before they flash a stock OS
>totally remove signing windows and allow downgrading

>>59678853
Raise my own salary to the point to company goes bankrupt.
I hated it anyway.