Apple products

>>59672485
I have plenty money to buy a mac but won't do it because I'm not an idiot.

i have an iphone 7 and i definitely do NOT fit any of the criteria you listed

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>this is the tech that true rich successful people use

Happy with my SP4 and HTC10 here m8. I converted my gf as well because she was a huge mac fangirl but now dislikes their shady business practices.

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Ahem...

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>2006-2015
>trackpad impossible to click near upper edge
>extremely loose near bottom edge
>overall flimsy diving board piece of shit
>even applel admitted it's shit and went back to solid non-click touchpads
>still has no real buttons
>relies on pressure sensitive gimmick bullshit
>if you press too lightly or too hard it does something completely different than what you intended
>shit tier 1mm travel chiclet kb
>OSX is a steaming pile of shit with horrendous battery management
>applel's solution is to cram in a massive heavy 95WHr battery to make up for it
>even XXXTREME GAMER cancer like razer blade with 4X the CPU/GPU power and 70WHr battery matches it in battery life in same tasks
>gets BTFO by 55WHr Yoga 2 in battery life in same tasks
>the battery takes up the space where a cooling system would've been in a laptop not designed by the world's thinnest and lightest gay hipsters
>overheats constantly from abysmal crippled cooling system
>throttles to 800mhz due to chronic overheating problems
>retina meme for "pros" have have <70% aRGB
>gloss mirror coating impossible to use with overhead lighting
>blurry as shit retina meme scaling
>shitbook air even worse with glossy 1366x768 TN eye cancer
>systemic battery explosion problems for over a decade

>2016+
https://9to5mac.com/2016/11/03/2016-macbook-pro-thunderbolt-compatibility-issues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYVjIjBMx6o
>can't use any existing TB3 devices
>can't use USB and wifi at the same time
>ultra shit tier zero travel kb
>keyboard louder than WWII cricket
>memetouch emojibar
>no USB-A
>no escape
>soldered ram
>soldered SSD
>tamper tape on battery screws
>applel falls for their own thin meme and uses 54WH battery
>2 hour battery life

http://www.howtogeek.com/198043/how-to-merge-folders-on-mac-os-x-without-losing-all-your-files-seriously
>it's 2017 and moving files around in finder will STILL cause massive data loss

>macshit is good
Why do people buy this overpriced trash heap again?

>>59672485
recent sociological study said poor people care a lot more about getting an iPhone than rich. they buy them with monthly payment plans just so they have the status symbol.

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>>59672485
>built my desktop
>use Apple laptop
It's what smart people do.

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>>59672573
What? Are you implying you own those awesome pieces of Apple hardware? Because if you are, it's not working. I know you're just a NEET fag in his mom's basement jerking it to pictures of little underage 3d girls like the peso you are whilst playing with your poorfag paneer lagdroid phone e and piece of shit "PCMASTERRACE MACHINE THAT I TOTALLY BUILT ALL BY MYSELF WHILE I CRIED THAT I WAS ALL ALONE"

KEK

Get your life in gear anon. Get a MacBook and an iPhone and join the true masterrace

>>59672485

>This is obvious bait.

I was given a rMBP for work, it was decent looking but it got too hot and didn't handle PS or anything heavy. It didn't do anything special for me and the general work I do with the terminal wasn't magical. The screen was it's selling point, not some fruity logo. It's a laptop, and not a very good one at that. Enjoy the Apple tax to fit in, I'll just buy what I need and spend that cash on something worth the coin.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

>>59672615
>Smart people


Lolno you're a dumbass for buying a piece of shit product that becomes obsolete in only 4 years and has to be completely scrapped if only one component fails


You're the absolute opposite of smart

It's true, I got a boyfriend manslave who sucks my dick every night since I made the switch to Apple

>>59672573

What is wrong with the battery case? Just the ugliness?

>>59672935
>apple makes something functional
>'lol so ugly'
>apple makes aesthetically pleasing devices
>'lol no functionality'
typical g tards.

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>>59672605
link?

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>>59672558

>>59672716
>that autistic urge to reply to someone who owns an apple product
never change, /g/

>>59673020
>aesthetical
>dat .jpg though
>for their price you better goddamn hope its functional
>still overpriced
Apple-cucks are the worst.

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>>59672670

Apple is barely a step ahead of vtech when it comes to consumer hardware.

Enjoy your toy computer.

>>59673266
No anon.....I'm posting /g/ I'm clearly mentally unsound

>>59672485

I have an iPhone and MacBook. I don't fit any of your criteria.

>>59672558
He said rich and successful.

Lol poorfag PC Lagdroid fags BTFO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOLLLLOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOLOL

>tfw they sent me a gold Dell XPS

I guess my tacky status symbol outrates yours Applefags

>>59672616
Those bezels look like shit

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typical macfag battlestation

Got my macbook just for word. I'd rather use macos + linux, than windows + linux.

Window's fags will never understand the difference. They will never understand what build quality is

>>59672558
>guy who lost nomination against a tweeting cheeto while having the biggest budget
It's like losing Monopoly while starting will all of the streets.

>>59672562
>doesn't like shady business practices of one company
>switches to one that's famous for theirs
Clever.

>>59672681
>notes bait
>tells bait story

>>59672616
>gaymur shit
Even worse than Apple.

I like the Apple products I choose to use, but I couldn't give a single fuck about the computer or phone other people choose to use.

Why hasn't the PC vs. Mac and iPhone vs. Android debate been settled yet?


I'm sick of seeing all this shitposting

>>59674562
lol my iMac is on the dining room table

I have an iMac and desu I'm underwhelmed for what I got for the price.