How does someone make a successful app? [spoiler]For normies[spoiler]

>>59663242
>pretending you're not a normie

An app with a simple "on/off" icon for your homescreen.
Whenever you had a boner, you would turn it on. When it retreated, switch back to off.
Basically, the app would use your phone's GPS to place the location of you and your boner on a world/local map. You'd be able to see how many people in the world currently have boners.
You'd also be able to see large clusters of boners in your area and be like "whoa...I better get down there. Something's going on that's giving everyone a boner".
Facebook/Twitter integration would be a must.
You could track friends' boners so you could shoot them a text like "congrats on the boner" and collect stats for yourself and others, e.g. boner frequency, boner duration, prime boner time.
You'd probably also want bluetooth or NFC to alert you of boners within 100ft of you so you know to knock before walking in a room and getting an eyeful of boner.

Call it Bonr.

>>59663332
This just gave me an idea. Thanks ;)

>>59663332

how do you detect boner? accelerometer which detects movement while in your pants pocket?

op, to sell to the normie you must understand the normie. just make a snapchat like app that morphs everything except you into a really great place like the kardashian's home or trump's white house by the sea. then make things in that scene interactive so if you, say, start pissing on trump's chair you get an easter egg of a russian hooker. :D

>>59663332
this but for farts

>>59663463
damn

>>59663242

I can't tell you cause I want to make money. :)

>>59663242
Download what is popular. Copy them.

>>59663562
My idea would be something that everyone either has or could very easily have, unlike a boner. The only problem would be convincing people that it's safe to say.

dragon battles: everyone gets a different bad dragon dildo and has to fight each other. loser gets fucked.