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My ex-Boss everyone! 2017-03-30 06:48:34 Post No. 59658597
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My ex-Boss everyone! 2017-03-30 06:48:34 Post No. 59658597
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Hello,
this is how my ex-boss is actually coding! Wow... just WOW. I am so glad I finally got out of there. This guy is a maniac!
- He forbids to use frameworks & libraries
- He refuses to use "modern" tools like SVN or GIT
- He "rapes" databases. (Put everything in one column as a string instead of multiple columns and let PHP handle it? Yeah why not... *facepalm*)
- Seriously... He says that concepts that you learn in school are "non-sense". In practice you don't need this...
His "software" by the way works only in IE <= 9... Modern Browsers fail to display that shit properly...
Again... I AM SO GLAD TO WORK FOR A SERIOUS COMPANY NOW.
And good luck to my successor...
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>>59658597
how do I unsubscribe from your blog?
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>>59658597
>He says that concepts that you learn in school are "non-sense".
And damn right he is about that.
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>>59658597
>the right touch of autism
>somewhat memorable
This could be some good pasta right here
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Well... if you have a task you could make a nice normalised db-scheme with a few tables and constraints like you learned in school...
Or you can just crap all the data in one column, an use String-delimiters...
"1|2|11|2|1"
Actually I prefer the "school-way" here...
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>>59658597
Take some date-values from a form, and preprocess them for a database-query. Well, that's one way to do it...
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>>59658645
You leave 4chan.
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Jeez is this shit fo real?
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>>59658899
Holy fucking shit.
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>>59658899
I don't see what the problem is here. At it's essence, programming is a bunch of if/then statements. That's why a billion people in India can, and are willing to, do it for a dollar a month.
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>>59658597
Did you pull these from dailywtf or is this shit for real?
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>>59658597
You boss was nazi.
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>>59658899
I hate code like this but if I had just sat down and did everything the stupid and hard way I'd have a working project instead of a million half finished ones
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>>59658597
>Götterdemmerung ist 08 Apr 1972
Who knew?
>$rootuser, $rootpass
This could be interesting.
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I just made my first Wordpress theme and learned some php while doing it.
When I needed html/css I just closed the php. Which is the right way I suppose.
I didnt really understand what they meant with never mix php and html. But now I do. This certainly clears things up.
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>>59658899
Keep in mind that your ex-boss at least had company and job.
While majority of /g/ would not be able to code like that, talk with client or do anything besides burning parents money.
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