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elon always looked like he was possessed or had a problem with uppers. his hair doesn't anymore tho.

The result of that hair treatment is impressive though

>>59658711

he looks like a fucking sami

>>59658369
wtf did he do hair transplants?
best transplant i've ever seen

>>59658729
what treatment is it????

>>59659532
Apparently the main theory is hair transplant. Not really fake hair they just moved the hair follicles from the sides up to fill in the middle.

>>59659532
Hair follicle graft from elsewhere on his body. It's a much more common than most people think

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1 hour left bump

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30 mins

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>>59658369
can't wait

Streaming has begun.

>Started streaming 3 minutes ago
But all it says is SpaceX

How long until the good stuff?

>>59661645
10 minutes or so

Liftoff is at [your local hour]:27

>>59661658
I was gonna take a satisfying shower but now it may have to wait

>>59661691
I'm can feel they are going to scrap the whole thing at T minus 30 seconds as usual.

>those fucking retarded reddit tier drone ship names

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>>59658369
you vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about

>>59659726
>Elsewhere on his body

Which parts of the body can be used for this? Will it grow normally?

>>59661800
rebbit

>>59661862
Ass hair, armpit hair, pubic hair. And of course, the back of your head.

>>59661862
Let's just say Elon used to have REALLY hairy toes.

I really don't like this whole scripted talk they have going on. Wish it was more of a "pre-game" style back and forth chat between 2 or more people

T minus 5 mins

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ITT people only care about Musk's balding

>>59658369

habbening

wkwk

check 'em for explosion

>>59662000
F

>>59662000
fugg

HOLD HOLD HOLD

>>59658369

HOLY SHIT IT EXPLODED

>>59662000
KEK WILLS IT

lol what a fail gg

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>>59662000
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM

Elon "The space cuck" Musk

fuck i hate that bald faggot, hope it blows up on reentry

It literally can't go wrong at this point.

>>59662066

It won't

>>59662066


inshallah

OF COURSE I STILL LOVE YOUxD
OF COURSE I STILL LOVE YOUxD
OF COURSE I STILL LOVE YOUxD
OF COURSE I STILL LOVE YOUxD
fuck these faggots

>>59662105
That's the name of the landing pad.

>earth is a sphere
lies! the earth is flat

>ULA engineers are professional and don't start screaming like literal retards
>Spacex niggers scream like retards and act like children

>>59662121
the landing ship

that's not the point, it's the most retarded name to name something

RIP camera

Is the ship in international waters? Could someone just go there and pick it up before them?

>>59659412
he does have a finnish look about him desu

lol no feed

Well, that was anticlimactic!

>cameras just happen to cut out at the most critical time

Crooked Spacex had to fake the landing. Sad!

WE DID IT REDDIT

>that perfect video cut

Flat earth confirmed.

STAGED
>STAGED

IT'S FAKE

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can't explain this

>>59662137
It's a reference to a book.

>>59658369

gommies: 0
Elon: 2

WE NEVER LANDED ON THE EARTH!
WAKE UP SHEEPLE

>live from elon
>totally not prerecorded

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>>59658369
>find your thread at T minus 20 seconds
Thanks OP!

>>59662182
>altitude 164km
RIP rocket too

>>59658369
Wish I could afford hair treatment like this... I'm 23 and my hair is receded as fuck with a massive bald spot at the back.

>>59662216
That's the second stage, dummy.
They don't just send the rockets to land it back, you kinda have to deliver the payload too..

>>59662182
wtf I hate elon now

>ULA don't give a flying shit about each launch
>Spacex literally has marketers and PR agents that even plan what people sing during each launch and what elon has to say after the launch in order to make it into a cult for normies

>>59662239
God forbid someone tries to popularize space exploration so we can get more funding for it again

where can i watch the live stream of this rocket exploding?

>>59662239
Tbqh even though Spacex is full on over the top with its PR, they do derserve the fan club they get, because they actually are innovating and cutting prices, instead of running the same old big fat business.

>>59662261
space exploration isn't corrupt niggers pocketing tax money for spy satellites you cuck

>>59662271
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/

When does stuff happen again?

>>59662278
As patriot libertarian, it pains me to say this, but NASA did a better job than anybody else, while actually making the government money.

Also reusable ships are shit, which NASA found out with shuttle. Their is just no point.

>>59662289
this

>>59662000
Manned mission next year and Musk's corpse will rot on Earth, not on Mars.

>>59662299
>reusable ships are shit, which NASA found out with shuttle
The Falcon 9 first stage booster is nothing like the shuttle.
This does mark a big turning point in the cost of launching payloads into orbit

>>59662299
NASA does some great things which its research, but when it comes to actual rockets they just don't have the expertise anymore. NASA couldn't even get to orbit without hitching a ride on Putin's engines.

The shuttle was an overengineered mess, and the only thing this is proving is how inefficient NASA's flying brick of a space shuttle was.

>>59662299
The shuttle was problematic because it was way overengineered and a solution looking for a problem. It was the F-35 before the F-35. The Falcon is just a rocket with a couple of fins on it, and every successful landing and reuse is another ~$30 million saved.

>>59662289
>>59662319
>>59662289
16 April 2017 is next SpaceX launch with attempted landing.

>>59662345
The shuttle only exists for spy satellites. Go look it up, it's the reason they made it.

>>59662345
>>59662341
>>59662333
Ill grant the shuttle was a bit of a mess, and that Falcon is a bit different.

It might be an national pride thing too. I used to be proud NASA was ours. Now that punchable self-entitled fuck Elon gets all kinds of credit working on the back of 50 years of NASA. I like Elon at first, until the first time I heard him speak. He's a fucktwit getting credit for buying rocket engineers. NASA used to be a huge source of national pride, now idiots claim its a waste of money.

Speaking of waste of money, they did know the shuttle wouldn't be efficient, but it was hard, and that was the point. Also a fuck you to errbody.

>>59662333
>>59662341
>>59662345
>implying NASA can't do all that with the right funding and actually make money for the govt
>implying they didn't just cut their funding to impede that and to benefit the jews behind ULA and Elon's true masters
you're all corporate cucks, you're what's wrong with america
also the shuttle was made for spy staellites and the soviets actually planned to use their copy only for that with no manned missions

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nice landing

>>59662412
Sounds like you're an idiot and you want to be mad.

>>59662416
Fuck off /pol/, eat Elon's shit.

>>59662416
>implying NASA can't do all that with the right funding and actually make money for the govt
>you're all corporate cucks, you're what's wrong with america
T. Government Cuck
Get out of here with your commie mind set wanting the government to handle everything

>>59662428
t. shill
i wonder how many of Elon's transplanted ass hairs you get paid for each post

>>59662416
>Implying your little NEET ass has any idea how any of this works
>Implying a yurofag is what's wrong with burgeristan

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ITT elon cuck fanbois mad that people are calling his jew ass out.

TFW those people are making history before your very eyes, and you just remind yourself just how useless you are.
Feels bad, man

>>59658369
Who the fuck is the impostor in the first pic? That's not sexy Elon so who is it?

>>59662477
>launching spy satellites
>making history
nigga pls

>>59662416
>implying NASA can't do all that with the right funding

you mean nasa contracting with various companies to build rockets for them?

>>59662472
ITT: buttmad spergs crying at other people's success

>>59662488
They just landed a fucking used rocket. I don't think your tiny brain realises how big this is.

>>59662416
And if they want funding space needs to be mainstream, like it was in the 60s-70s when everyone was excited about going to the moon. Nowadays no one gives a fuck about space or is actively opposed to it because they think the money is better spent on sending drugs to Africa or some shit.

And no, NASA has never made more money than they've spent and they never will.

>>59662526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ3pqvHjFP8&t=6m2s

NASA could if they were allowed. NASA is ruled by politics rather than reason unfortunately.

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>>59662502
>other people's success
Made me sad. At least NASA shared their inventions with the world.

>>59662526
Asteroid mining
W H E N ?
H
E
N
?

>>59662578
Except nah they didn't..

>>59662578

muh open sores

>>59662589
Yes they did. Look it up, you might use one right now.

>>59662412
He doesn't speak like a Normie boo hoo

>>59662589
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NASA_spinoff_technologies

>>59662637
That's like saying Alphabet shared their technology with the world because you can use Google

>>59658369
boy is he ugly

>>59662454
Wow, you're a fucking retard. Musk is South African with American ancestors (it's complicated) so he is just as much an American as anybody else here. Eat shit.

>>59662706
>American ancestors
TIL Elon Musk is a Native American born in Africa.

>>59662648
Anybody who legitimately believes a vacuum tube between LA and SanFran is a good idea, is a loon.

>>59662762
Some of Musk's great grandparents or whatever migrated to America, had kids, kids moved to Canada, then ended up in S. Africa. Elon came along and came back home. Don't be a retard.

>>59662000
oh shit nigga what you doing

>>59662800
Still not an American.

>>59661862
Usually the sides/back of your head since they last the longest. Unless you want pubes on your head. I'm sure they can do that too.

>>59662888
trips of truth

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>>59662800
>moved to Canada

>>59662888
>A man living in America with American ancestors and an American citizenship is not an American
>This buttblasted
Stay mad yuropoor

>>59662928
The really amazing thing is he's not a jew.
Gentiles still got it!

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>>59662928
Still can't be POTUS

>>59662988
Musk for POTU(Mars)!

>>59662762
>TIL
kys

>>59662800
And where do you think his American ancestors came from originally? China?

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Yes, yes, believe you just saw a rocket land on a little platform. It's impossible they just showed you a video of rocket starting played backwards. Go and buy those SpaceX stocks.

>>59663142
>Spacex stocks

Come on now.

>>59662000

JeJ

>>59663100
Actually Americans are descendants of Asians and Siberians.
Then Europeans killed most of them a few hundred years ago.

>>59658369
this dude fucked Talulah Riley lmao

>>59658369
>billionaire regrows hair
amazing

>>59658369
I've only watched him do a keynote/speech once, he was having difficult talking. Does he have an impediment or was he on coke?

>>59665434
autism
He is also a hoax and he knows it.

>>59658369
SUCCESS

>>59662232
Minoxidil and shave nigger

Good, more trash in the space.

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Besides the hair trasplant, he also fixed his nose width and nostrils, and got rid of the fat bubbles under his eyes, but did he also do something with his jaw?

>>59661712
>T
>>59661951
>T
>>59662208
>T

Actually it's 't' (time). 'T' represents temperature usually.

>>59662578
NASA is a government agency though.

It's not really their choice what they share because they have to report to the government and the public.

>>59658369
More hair

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>>59659726
>Hair follicle graft from elsewhere on his body. It's a much more common than most people think

>>59662163
>>59659412
I actually thought he was sami or finnish for a long time. His accent is very strange and atypical too, which only contributed to my misconception.

>>59662412
while someone might have the best ideas, the execution matters.

There were possibilities for online payment before but PayPal really spans a worldwide network.

There were electric cars but they were ugly and unusable. Teslas are actually popular nowadays and considered premium.

while Elon might be a prick who doesn't know shit and hasn't created shit himself. He is capable of turning good ideas into popular products, that's something to look up to.