>tfw studying software engineering with a focus on computer

>tfw you have a job, self-study, do certs and build your portfolio up without buying into the college debt meme
I pity the rest of plebs in this board.

>>59655799
nice reddit cat
upvoted

>>59656043
>he pays for college
laughing at ameriburgers.

>>59656072
Actually, in my country we don't pay for college. Though by taking free education we're basically signing an anti-brain drain agreement where we basically pay off our debt by spending X amount of years working here in proportion to our program here. I don't want to do that and neither do I want to pay for a meme.

>>59655799
>tfw cert in infosec, associates in mathematics, and working towards bachelors in CS.

software engineering is pajeet-tier, get on my level

>>59656043
>tfw ill always make more than you because I actually understand computational theory and engineering.

>>59656250
>you need to pay thousands of dollars to learn computational theory and engineering
lmao

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>tfw studying IS + Minor in business and I'll be your boss someday

Back to work, worker.

>>59656043
>his mom doesnt pay for uni and rent
lmaoing at ur life

Why not just do a degree apprenticeship and let some company pay for your education?

>>59656281
>economic major #123
theyre all the fuckin same
I study CS and had a course in business information systems
such a fucking joke honestly
buzzwords: the course

>>59656284
>his mom is alive
;_;

>>59656315
fuck man sorry :^(
im 20 so its normal for her to be
what happened to urs

>>59656281
kek'd

If anybody wants to know CS THEORY complete with recorded lectures (not programming, not 'software engineering', not 'how much money can I make doing webdev' see: https://functionalcs.github.io/curriculum/

>software engineering
lol

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>tfw studying mechanical engineering with a focus on aerospace engineering
I pity the rest of plebs in the whole of humanity

>>59656333
Cancer is a bitch. Though if she didn't die I'd have gone on to do management or some shit but still. Please hug your mom for me when you get the chance. ;_;

>>59656250
It's pretty rare to get hired for Security jobs as a fresh grad so that cert means shit.

I bet you don't even understand networking.

>>59655799
scientist > engineer
You work on what we create.

>>59656434
enjoy being paid in peanuts and begging for grants

>>59655799
>tfw already have six figure job
I pity the rest of your plebs in this board.

>tfw studying humanities
The one thing that robots can't replace in the future. I pity the rest of plebs in the whole of humanity :^)

tfw apprentice in welding and fabrication since 16. I realised it'll be less than a decade before im replaced by bots.

>>59655799
>Tfw studying Aerospace Engineering
I pity your inability to comprehend rocket science you casual.

>>59656512
should have been a powerline tech or electrician working for a power company. they will never go out of business being they are the power company, and robots can't maintain powerlines (yet). Plus you get to work outdoors with pension and all that union shittzle

>>59656397 BTFO by >>59656538
Everyone knows Aerospace is more difficult than Mechanical.

>>59656573
>e-everyone k-knows pffftahrywnsdfgksjdgfh

nah.

automotive > aerogayce

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>Do 2 years of CS + industrial year
>3rd year depression gets worse, have to drop out for rest of year
>Feel better, thought I'd look for a bit of freelance work before September
>Bunch of people offer me jobs of around £30k
>Tell them I don't have a degree
>"We don't care, we love your CV and your previous work"
>tfw i wasted £20k and 2.5 years of my life for no reason

>>59656306
Buzzwords is right but it gets you hired.

>>59656621
Yeah because cars > rockets
Oh wait...

Plus as a Major in Aerospace and a Minor in Mechanical, I'll get a job over you everytime, ceteris paribus.

>>59656871
>tfw my resume contains 0 buzzwords
>tfw people call me specifically because I did not use buzzwords in my resume

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>Double major in CS and Business Administration
>Minor in Communications

You all work for me now

>>59655799
>not wanting to be a sysadmin for the rest of your life
Networking or gtfo, pleb

>code monkey tier programming
>not doing stats and machine learning
Enjoy getting cucked in 5 years.

>>59657815
Perfect study to become rich

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>tfw studying physics

>tfw studying AI with a focus on Machine Learning
>tfw fell for the computer overlords meme
I pity the rest of plebs of this board.

>>59655799
>tfw studying journalism with a minor in computer science
/g/ really makes a fool out of themselves sometimes

>>59656729
What was your previous work?

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>>59655799
>tfw you understand logic thus know what the sentence "I pity the rest of plebs in this board" implies

>their argument is money

>tfw going to dental school in the fall
Hope you neets brush your teeth

>>59655799
>tfw half African, half Native American transwoman studying a dual degree in social science/business
I'll be your supervisor