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I live in Boston, MA and saw Richard Stallman at the grocery store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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>>59635794
I love him because he's autist like me.
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Kek'd
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That was beautiful.
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>mfw
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>>59635794
We all know this story, you just swapped Stallman with the real name. Fuck off back to Nigeria.
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>>59635794
thanks anon,
saved
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>>59635987
>mfw
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>>59636047
huh?
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Look I'm as straight as you can get, and I hate faggots. My son came out as gay and I told him I didn't want him living under my roof anymore. He moved in with his sister and he's dead to me. But I have no shame in saying that I visit TS escorts and have blown my load many times in their tight asses. I even have a couple of beautiful TS babes who do dom work and they throatfuck me, let me rim their holes and come all over my face. This has nothing to do with being gay. They are women with penises. The penis itself is not male, it's attached to a woman.
A PENIS IS A PIECE OF MEAT. A piece of meat does not affect my sexuality. Do you let someone call you a pervert if your penis touches a pork chop? No. It wouldn't mean you were a porcinesexual.
A penis is flesh. A beautiful lady having a different shape of flesh will not change my sexuality. No matter how many of them I let inside me or how many I beg for their seed. I don't need to be called gay by narrow minded busybodies. How come this concern for policing sexuality only happens to straight men. For sake of fuck, DO YOU REALLY THINK GEORGE MICHAEL WAS IN HOUSES IN LONDON HAVING SEX WITH LADYBOYS he could afford it but no he was a gay he liked men he would never be with a transgoddess because he realised they were women. Maybe if he would have avoided all gay activity and stayed with traps he would still be with us today, the dirty faggot God rest his soul, ring 3 is for peasants.
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>>59636057
>mfw
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ebin copy pasta xD!!!!
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>>59635949
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>>59636013
babby's first day on /g/
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>>59636907
>babby's
baby's
Looks like baby needs to work on spelling. ;)
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>>59636078
Traps are gay bro.
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>>59638658
not sure if retarded or countermeme
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This story is bullshit but if you ever get to a conference and do meet Stallman ask him about reverse engineering, I once asked him this and he talked for about 10 minutes straight on strategies for reverse engineering phone binaries before leaving with a bunch of asians to get sushi (he speaks azn moonspeak as well).
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>>59636078
I live wherever Terry lives and I saw Terry at the grocery store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now, stupid CIA Nigger?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he keps cutting me off and going "they got a herd of nigger cattle! they got a herd of nigger cattle! woop wopp!" and moving his arm like he was using a whip in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen packs of antipsychotics in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to have another breakdown and ran people over in his car, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the packs and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to install his divine OS to "praise God and send the CIA Niggers to hell where they belong," and then turned around and smiled his most V shaped evil smile at me. I don't even think 640x480 is God's divine resolution. After she scanned each pack and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by chuckling like a madman and putting on multiple basecaps.
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>>59635794
Pasta
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>>59639543
Of course. See >>59639479
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>>59638658
This only confirms >>59636907
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10/10 use of a copypaste.
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>>59639479
All my keks
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I met him for real 2 years ago after one of his speeches. Or his only speech because he seems to be saying the same shit over and over again.
Anyways, he was actually pretty... autistic. I mean, it should have been obvious to me but I was honestly surprised about how weird he actually was. First thing you notice when you talk to him is that he never makes eye contact. It's more like he's looking at some point over your shoulder. He keeps his head up so that makes him look a bit arrogant. The way he talks doesn't help with that. Always the great teacher, the self proclaimed instructor of freedom. Now, I don't say he wasn't nice. The arrogance is subtle.
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