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Shit that made you drop a language

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>try out a basic lisp tutorial
>mfw this syntax

[çode](1 + 1)
ClassCastException java.lang.Long cannot be cast to clojure.lang.IFn user/eval1256 (form-init539513176937568969.clj:1)
(+ 1 1)
2[/code]

DROPPED
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>>59635209
messed up the code tag

(1 + 1)
ClassCastException java.lang.Long cannot be cast to clojure.lang.IFn user/eval1256 (form-init539513176937568969.clj:1)
(+ 1 1)
2
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>>59635209
>>59635219

DROPPED
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>>59635209
>caring about syntax this much
You are not prepared.
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the function is +, not 1, dummy. really it should've'bn +[1 1]
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>>59635647
>should've'bn
That's a next level contraction
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>>59635209
>[çode]
Hi, Frenchie!
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You clearly don't understand the point of Lisp, OP.

Which is fine. It's not for everyone
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>>59635209
So wait, are you complaining about the fact that the syntax is (function arg1 arg2)? That's just how lisp works.

You could argue that the compiler error message could be more helpful. But then, the only language I can think of that has decent error messages is Elm.
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>x = x + 1

THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE
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>>59635735
Common Lisp has much better error messages than Clojure.
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>whitespace is anything other than a symbol delimiter
I laughed, I cried, I dropped
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>>59635716
Is it to minimize the code's Huffman key compressed size? Because every other character is a fucking parenthesis
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>prefix notation
Just kidding
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>Dropped php
The language is just a huge cluster fuck.
> learning racket/lisp and Haskell
This is fucking make sense, some actual thought went into making this
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>>59635209
Hey baguette. I hope you haven't forgotten to take a shower today. Anyway, you are a pleb, and aren't yet ready to be illuminated by the superiority of Lisp.
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>>59635209
How does it feel knowing you are clinically retarded?
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>clojure
>a lisp
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>>59635647
>should've'bn

Off yourself.
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>>59636593
you should'nt've'bn born
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>>59635967
>>Dropped php
>The language is just a huge cluster fuck.
Pretty much this. It says a lot that PHP6 was so fucking horrible that it virtually doesn't exist anymore.
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>>59635747
>0 = 1
>mfw
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>>59635811
it's ok if you don't understand, just let it go
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someone pls post js copy pasta
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>>59635747
>being so retarded that you can't separate the idea from the symbol

You probably had a meltdown in algebra when they used letters to represent variables instead of phonetics.
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>>59635747
Wow, girls really do use 4chan.
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>>59637082
>x = x + 1
>algebra
ask me how I know about your mental illness
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Once tried out Ruby. The shitty syntax made me never try it again.
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>>59637076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ame2PH67gnk

>>59637190
If you can't into Ruby syntax, programming just isn't for you sweetie. That's alright though, the world will always need more glory hole attendants.
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>grammatical gender
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>>59637118
I see you failed reading comprehension, too.
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>>59635793
this, dropped lisp
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>>59636895
*you shuntabin born

got u senpai
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>>59637349
just ask
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