What's your favorite/most relatable programming aphorism?

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2017-03-28 11:42:17 Post No. 59618217
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Anonymous 2017-03-28 11:42:17 Post No. 59618217 [Report]

What's your favorite/most relatable programming aphorism?

>The first 90 percent of the code accounts for the first 90 percent of the development time. The remaining 10 percent of the code accounts for the other 90 percent of the development time.

Anonymous 2017-03-28 11:45:13 Post No.59618244
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Anonymous 2017-03-28 11:45:13 Post No.59618244 [Report]

>Gas the kikes racewar now, 14/88 boots on the ground

Anonymous 2017-03-28 11:47:30 Post No.59618267
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Anonymous 2017-03-28 11:47:30 Post No.59618267 [Report]

Porting shell is simplier than porting a shell script.

Anonymous 2017-03-28 11:49:22 Post No.59618285
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Anonymous 2017-03-28 11:49:22 Post No.59618285 [Report]

>>59618217

Somewhere a 90 and 10 got mixed up, didn't they.

Anonymous 2017-03-28 11:54:01 Post No.59618314
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Anonymous 2017-03-28 11:54:01 Post No.59618314 [Report]

>>59618244
this

Anonymous 2017-03-28 11:55:17 Post No.59618327
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Anonymous 2017-03-28 11:55:17 Post No.59618327 [Report]

>To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion.
because it's fucking true

Anonymous 2017-03-28 12:12:52 Post No.59618486
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Anonymous 2017-03-28 12:12:52 Post No.59618486 [Report]

>>59618285
No

Anonymous 2017-03-28 12:15:06 Post No.59618504
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Anonymous 2017-03-28 12:15:06 Post No.59618504 [Report]

>Linux is only free if your time has no value