Bait

>Rust hate thread

>People who use $meme_technology aren't real programmers

>>59617444
I play videogames on my PC.

>>59617444

Alan Turing was gay.

Pai Ajit, Donald Trump, etc.

/pol/ made /g/ very easy to bait.

Programming language with no io

>>59617444
>Find a flaw
>Protip: you can't

This >>59617603

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>Hadrian (14th emperor of rome) was hanging out in Judea when he decided to rebuild some of the temples that Titus and Vespasian had destroyed, and dedicated them to Roman Gods
>JIDF started shilling so he banned circumcision because it was mutilation and unaesthetic.
>Jews got butthurt and started chimping out killing Romans and slicing penises.
>Hadrian pulls out his banhammer and grabs his legions from Europe to perform the final solution; killing 580,000 Jews and wiping out over a thousand towns and fortifications in three years. This was in 135AD btw.
>After the war he declared Judaism the root of evil and ceremoniously slaughtered all the high priests, burned the holy scriptures and banned Jews from the region which he renamed Syria Palestina.
>Whenever Jews mention Hadrian they must add "May his bones be crushed". The Jews still cry over this defeat to this day at the Wailing Wall and Hitler planned to dedicate his greatest construction (Volkshalle) to his Pantheon.

>In 122, Hadrian went on vacation to Britannia.
>At the time, there was a crisis of some smelly and greasy barbarians from the north constantly invading and stinking up the clean and prospering Roman settlements.
>The pseudo-orcs were hard to deal with, so Hadrian decided to build a great stone wall and have the barbarians pay for it.
>This would become known as the great Hadrian Wall which made Britannia great again.

>>59617534
no

>>59617444
/g/ kinda boring. It's only browser threads, win 10 threads, Linus Tech tips threads and "gaymin" and battlestations. Technologically really relevant topics are rarely "discussed" anymore, and I'm not even an oldfag. Sure, you can setup filters for the most annoying stuff, but it's getting tedious.
Everything is "bait" and "shill". Not fun :(

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6 years ago

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Bill gates did nothing wrong.

>>59617444
windows is the best OS

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This is my favorite right now.

>>59617444
Can I run Android apps on Linux?

>>59617444
Firefox sucks because SJW boogeymen XD

Zip diquette

>>59618609
It's less bait and more true these days.

>>59617444
it doesn't matter. /g/ bites at every insignificant bait thread with enthusiasm.

>>59617444
Thermal compound is a meme

>>59618626
Do I have to be lgbtqanogfhavebf to be able to use it under the terms and conditions? And verified not voted for Trump©?

>>59618626
Nice b8

>>59617444
Haskell is a meme.

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>>59617444
Has never failed.

>>59618352
DELET

>>59618352
THIS

>>59618352
Literally me

>>59618352
OK let's see

>my hair definitely overreacts to wind
>that's one of the reasons why I keep my head down
>I walk super fast
>I use headphones to avoid contact with others
that's all. Am I affected badly?

>>59618352
Are you me??

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>>59617444
These are the threads that get the most replies
>Women in IT
>Apple is good/Apple appreciation thread
>X laptop is the best laptop, prove me wrong
>mac OS is the best Unix system prove me wrong.
>what leenucks distro should I use? (proceeds to ignore all recommendations and uses ubuntu anyways)
>Literally any Apple product thread
>Literally any product running android thread
>Desktop threads filled with lolis

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>>59617534

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>>59618352
How do I not be like this?

>>59619036
Get a haircut. That helps me a lot when I notice the virgin syndrom on me.

these threads always end bad with lots of people triggered

>>59615743

>>59618236
When did /g/ go so wrong?

>>59618352
welp

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>>59617444
Please don't try to make people upset

I love you

>>59617444
The ryzen meme

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>>59617444

Nice repeating digits at the end of your post number.

I am a professional baiter, which means I get paid for triggering the shit out of people. The reason is of course to generate content and traffic on a site. 4chan is one of our newer customers.

Whenever I come to /g/ it's fun.
On days with a lot of traffic I only use mild bait, for example:
>why is firefox such a slow browser?
>is there any reason not to use chrome?

But sometimes it's harder, usually on summer. On this days I often have to use things like:
>why is Rust the best language out there?
>C++ is great
>implying webshits are programmers
>why aren't you learning haskell right now?

Also Golang - people either love it or hate it. Go also has the advantage, that Google has a Go shilling program (it's the largest advertising company, so you probably already expected that). So if you do it right you get double income from Golang threads.

But some days it's hard. And since I only get payed for generated traffic, here are some all time favorites:
>is C still worth learning?
>why is JavaScript so great?
>Java is the best programming language, prove me wrong (protip: you can't)
>AMD is great, fuck Nvidia
>Nvidia is great, fuck AMD
>piracy is crime, g-tards will defend this
>friendly apple general
>people using encryption are either terrorists or pedos

This baits the average /g/-tard pretty good and usually saves the day.

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>>59619434
How's life treating you?

>>59619434

What's with this image?

>>59619434
7/10

>>59619541

Life has been good to me.
I can work from home (a small place near bangalore) and get along reasonably well.

No more Java or Ruby on Rails for me, I'm fed up with that. Yay!

And maybe in two years I'll get a promotion and can post on /pol/ for the Russian government. And that' where th real money is! Bright future perspectives..

>>59617444
Works for me :)

>have nothing to hide, CIA can shove as many dildos in my ass as they want
Then sit back as all the nu/pol/acks agree and flamewar with /g/ users.

>>59617444
>How do I unlock this smartphone?

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>>59619541

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>>59618352
...fuk
at least i put my hands on my pockets but everything else is spot on

>>59619176

It's us. If we're interested in technology or video games this is our typical profile:

>Bullied as a child
>Autistic
>If they like something, they will staunchly defend it to the point of trashing alternatives and people who use them
>Depressed, heavily
>Feels like they are the suffering victim in this world, probably due to bullying
>Enjoys schadenfreude, probably because they like to project their bullies onto the victims
>Extreme opinions, dismisses middle grounds and compromises
>Due to loneliness, will cling to and circlejerk with whoever has the same opinions and viewpoints as them

That's why 4chan, reddit, tumblr, neogaf, gamefaqs... it all turns into the same shitshow in the end

>>59619730
This is even worse than stiff arms desu, shame pic doesn't mention it

Do autists eat worms?

>>59620113
pls dont bully

>>59617444
OOP hate is the worst bait.

>>59617444
bump

Programming vs Coding

1Kb != 1000b

>>59618814
>t. Tech illiterate

>>59618615
Dongle

>>59617672
>Roman Empire has fallen ages ago
>Jews still exist
wew, I wonder who's the winner after all :^)

>>59621476
>1Kb != 1000b
Remember that K is kilo, so 1Kb = 1000b is correct
This retarded thing is why kibi (lowercase k) was invented.
Thee, let me ftfy
1kb != 1000b

>>59618381
>implying that's bait and not objective truth

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>>59622264
>objective
>objectively
What's up with those words being thrown around /g/ lately? Is that a new meme?

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>>59617444

Linux filepicker can't thumbnail view

>>59619541
>where is the proof

>>59617512
How the fuck is that even bait
t. Gay person

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>>59622449
(you)

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>>59622449
You don't need it when list+preview is superior

>>59622549
anon, you baka

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>>59618352
>guaranteed replies

>>59617672
Kek

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Ryzen will only get better as time goes, and at the moment is even better than a 7700K if not it is a workstation CPU only.

The Singularity IS happening, and it will within the next 30 or so years.

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>>59618814
Maybe on /v/ or /pcbg/, nobody else really cares.

>>59619036
Have sex

Quantum Computing will replace everything in less than a dacade.

>>59622772
is replacing*

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

>>59622765
I tried that and got arrested

Why can't I download more ram? Also so many dumb people saying the human eye can see at faster than 30fps

>>59622565
how do I enable this on Windows 7?

>>59618352
At least i don't step on dog shits like all normies do

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>>59623335
>watch out chad there's dog shit over there!
>hahaha thank you stacey i almost step on it!

>>59617444
I'm not autistic.

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>>59618352

>>59617617
what did it say?

>>59624038
>not sure if bait or not

>>59617444
>Ryzen beats Intel at half the price
>INTEL SHILLS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>59621476
1kb = 1000b
1KiB = 1024b