How does one stop being tech virgin?

>>59614820
Experiment with drugs in your first year of university and learn how to talk to people

>>59614820
Buy a robot dildo and shove it up your ass

>>59614835
>Experiment with drugs in your first year of university
I don't wanna be insane or become a junkie who will suck dicks for a dose

>>59614894
Not hard drugs, m8.

>>59614908
you mean shrooms or lsd? it's said you can go mad after using them

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>>59614820
Buy an old computer. Learn how to take it apart and put it back together
Install Linux and learn how to use the command line
That's pretty much it. You should be able to start learning your way from there

Shave your legs and buy some cute programming socks!

>>59615237
Neck yourself you fucking weirdo

>>59614820
You mean vim or emacs virgin?