My Surface got so hot it melted the paint.

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>>59611709
>going with microshit
Well deserved

>>59611709
Did you shove it in a teeny bag for hours?

>>59611709
were you trying to mine bitcoins with your tablet what the fuck

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>>59611709
>Not buying a glorious 2016 MacBook Pro.

Idiot.

>>59611739
He shoved it in your mum. If you catch my drift.

>>59611709
Holy cow.
Was it because of the charger or something else?
Which model is it?
Does it still work?

>>59611757
>0.8 GHz @100°C
kek

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>>59611709
And I thought my Mac got hot. Holy shit...

>>59611709
Looks more like water damage.

>>59611709
That's a faulty battery. Keep a fire extinguisher near by or GET RID OF THAT IMMEDIATELY

seriously anon, it's fucked and you will end up with severe burns

I'm done with microsofts bullshit. I've had a surface pro 3 for the better part of a year, and it's just fucking retarded. Decided to give it away last night, and it bricked itself when I was restoring it to factory setting. Holy shit, microshit, good fucking work.

I solved it by wipeing a partition and reinstalling windows over it though. Happy to get rid of this piece of shit.

>>59614631
Yeah, more like humidity. Maybe OP wanted to boil some water with that

this is what happens when you cram a laptop into a tablet body

Putting in anything but the gimpiest of x86 chips in a tablet is like stuffing a jet engine into a golf cart. Yeah, you can probably find a way to make it work, but don't be surprised when the end result fails spectacularly.

>>59615004
Even x5-z8300's have a tendency to overheat.

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>>59612349
>he still believes that

>>59615019
Untrue. My chuwi hibook pro never overheats.

>>59611709

delete this, microsoft can do no wrong

Sounds like you're getting a free surface

>>59615778
Which will either brick itself or melt. Seems like a good deal, no?

>>59615019
Surface 3 with the Z8700 here. Barely gets warm, since it uses less power than a Snapdragon 800 series SoC.

What were you doing with it?
I use one of these at work, and given it's pathetic little fan kicks in a lot under low load, but still.

>>59611709
The Dell XPS 13 Developer Edition with InfinityEdge Display doesn't have this problem

I have my Surface Pro 3 with an i5 4300u since December. It works fine except on Linux.

I undervolt ed the processor. I also underclocked and undervolt ed the GPU.

>>59614723
What is wrong with it? Would you buy a four?

The problem it seems with the surface is that people by the low end versions and expect good performance.

>>59611800
His mom is hot?

>>59611757
Apple has been building computers since around 1978. Microsoft just started. You can't blame startups on their early designs.

>>59615375
>b-but it's not true
Okay panjesh