Intel starts making i9 processors. What's so special about them?

>slightly OC i7

>4000$

>>59598778
L4 cache

5775c proved the concept

>>59598778
9 > 7

They deactivate and refuse to work with any AMD products.

(((They))) also circumcise you in your sleep.

>>59598778
Op I havent eaten in 18 hrs that looks so fucking good rn

>>59598818
Are you poor or are you fasting?

>>59598778
fuck processors that looks amazing i want it what is it

>>59598778
That looks like my wife! LOL!

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>>59598873
Lobster roll

>>59598859
In college, was fat in HS and im 40 lbs down since I quit my job, so both

>>59598859
most people in the world are considered poor

>>59598778
no motherboard required

>>59598778
Ultrathreading. Now each core handles 4 logical cores.

>>59598792
lel /thread

>>59598931
Hey that could be interesting. It would probably suck though, right? Hyperthreading is already not very good at acting like two cores.

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You have to pay them $30+tip monthly per core per user per 10MHz of overclocking you do.

>>59598931
So Xeon Phi?

>>59599032
>per core per user per 10MHz of overclocking
So if I don't overclock at all I don't have to pay anything?

>>59598778
They process data faster and more efficiently so the NSA can watch you play the latest gaymes in real time

>>59598799
They just need to keep caching further along the chain and then move the hard drive to a lower level of storage.

6900K or 6950X should already be i9

Is there really interest in what Intel does anymore? They employ the same corporate capitalism that all the tech giants do. That is, they release such minor incremental upgrades at such a slow pace under such enormous hype, all designed to squeeze as much money out of the public as possible. I am more interested in the game changer. Which company will that be? Which company will introduce a truly revolutionary leap in home pc performance?

>>59598912
If you've got the necessary tech and access to the internet to shitpost on 4chan, you probably can't be described as poor in relative terms, so exactly what point were you making?

They cost twice as much as i7s

>>59599835
That would have benefit; with L3 cache the hit rate is high enough already, adding L4 would barely increase it.

>>59598778
6 cores, 10 threads

Cost $2000.

>>59600456
Why?

>>59598778
they ship with a newer version of the management engine that will be unbypassable by currently know means, or even imaginable ones, but please go ahead and give them and amd you money

>>59599959
are you stupid? you can get computers with wifi that cost less than the shoes you walk on you fucking subhuman trash. i can't believe i even wasted a captcha on you. you should refund me you literal amoeba.

>>59600508
>using non-free wifi chips

I thought this was /g/.

>>59598778
That looks delicious. Where to cop?

>>59600568
Maine

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>>59598809
7 8 9, though.

>>59598999
but it is, you cant expect 2x performance but better than 1 anyway

>>59598778
what retarded name is pentium and celeron? WHERE IS MY i1 processors?!?!

>>59600502
Intel ME is on the chipset anon.

You don't buy the CPU. You rent it and access it over the net.

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>>59598778
>Year 3000
>Intel i69 processors are being used as a weapon

>>59602961
>they kill people by proving them that they don't exist

>>59599959
you can shitpost on 4chan with a £20 smartphone and free mcdonalds wifi..

>>59602421
Kek

>>59598778
They're released at full price but as early access so Intel can fire their entire customer support team and instead hire 10 shills to spam "It's still in beta bro" whenever someone complains about lack of performance or crashes on a forum.

>>59603193
[Oracle intensifies]

28% more CIA.

Why does Intel hate even numbers?

>>59600502
I thought current ME was already unbypassable? Doesn't it shut the chip down if you disable it?

>>59602404
Sure, but the i9 requires a separate chipset, socket, motherboard, type of RAM, and is optane-only.

>>59598931
Why not compete with Power9?

>>59598778
>posts cancer cunt sandwich
WHY OP WhYYY??

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>>59598778
i9 would essentially be a dual socket system, or a scaled down Xeon.

Dual Socket
8 cores each
16 cores total
32 threads

>>59605055
You are expecting normies to build that?
Dual Socket systems is too much of a pain in the ass for most people.

>>59598778
ULTRA HYPERTHREADING

>>59605111
>i9
>normies

>>59598778
WTF kind of sandwich is that?

>>59605200
lobster bisque

>>59605200
That's a fucking juicy lobster roll

>>59600479
So Chrome can run better.

>>59603544
lol true

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>>59598811
>currently using Nvidia GPUs
>they can't circumcise you if you were already circumcised from the start

>>59598792
fp fucking bp

what's even the point of this thread? intel isn't making i9 processors

>>59606015
I'm sorry you have no imagination.

>>59605142
the i series is for normies

>>59606628
i3 and i5 are for normies. i7 and above is getting into neckbeard territory.

>>59605055
No.

>>59606522
I'm sorry you have down syndrome.

>>59598778
>9
Am I the only one triggered that it isn't a prime number?

>>59598922
Thats hilarious

>>59598891
nigga didnt even de-vein the scrimp

>>59598911
we're all gonna make it, lurk /fit/ too

>>59598778
roasties get out

>>59611072
That's lobster not roast beef you dip.

>>59598778
JEWTEL HOUSEFIRES

>>59598778
Interesting read:
http://www.pcworld.com/article/182906/Intel_Core_i9_SixCores_Of_Speed.html

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>>59600582
Not bad, dad

>>59598778

They have hardware porn acceleration.

>>59611119

whatthefuckamireading.jpg

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>>59598778
They won't. If they were ever going to, it would have been the i7 980x. 7 years later, and its descendant, the 6950x is still an i7.

>>59611207
>Dad
back2reddit

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>>59611119
>PCLab.pl article
>in English
>on Core i9
I'm beyond confused

>>59598811
>2017
>not already being circumcised

You truly deserve to be incinerated alive.

>>59611381
>cutting part of a dick off
sandnigger spotted

>>59598778
%10 faster
more instructions that nobody is gonna use

>>59611574
yea but the source points to pclab.pl which I frequently visit but I don't understand why they released such article not on 1st of april and in English
http://pclab.pl/art39718.html

Why are so many people fascinated by the sandwich?

>>59611634
It reminds us of our mother's flaps

>>59598778
That shrimp looks old m8

>>59598778
>HeartAttackOnaBun.jpg

>>59598891
meat AND fish in same dish

reeee

>>59611729
that's lobster

>>59611832
that's not a burger

>>59611834
>what is surf & turf
literally nothing wrong with fish and meat on the same dish

>>59598778
>lobster roll
Why do Americans have all the good stuffs? Cheap too.

>>59612107
Food is the #1 priority in the states

>>59612115
Huh?
I've always read you have overly-sweet bread and low quality produce. Pizzas don't look great either.

>>59599138
You'd still have to buy the chip for the very low price of $2222 of course. It's only clocked at 30% of its capacity out of the box. But hey at least it's 3fps faster in a cherry-picked selection of games. AMD BTFO

Work on Windows 7.

>>59612272
>overly-sweet bread
Some retarded german had white bread and decided all our bread tastes like that

>low quality produce
Europeans decided that because they're GMO crops primarily, they're "less tasty and bad for you". We have a ridiculous amount of land to cultivate crops, plus access to all the cheap year-round goodies from south of the border.

>Pizzas don't look great either.
Chain pizzas sure

>>59611634
It's basically impossible to find a good lobster roll outside of new england, so yuropeens and califags are mesmerized

>>59598778
It will only work with Windows 9.

>>59612115
except it's stuffed with HFCS because your politicians were "lobbied" (aka bribed) by the corn industry. you have to import coca-cola from mexico to get the real stuff

>>59614307
It's large lobsters in a bread. How can't we not be mesmerized?

>>59598778
They give you two adjacent perfect dies in one package.

>>59598778

hexacores

>>59612272
Depends on the bread. 90% of america buys cheapass Wonderbread. But you get some nice Sarah Lee multigrain and that shit's practically a meal in itself.

But yeah in general we have a problem with quantity over quality. You can find good stuff here but it takes some looking and costs more than it should.

>>59611834
Wtf?