Just got this pop-up a few minutes ago. Took a screenshot.

>>59598169
kill it with magnets

Better hurry up and call then.

>>59598169

fucking pajeets

>>59598169
LMAO, it's been so long since I've actually seen one of these babies I'd almost forgotten about them.

It seems like your computer is infected with virus, so it got disabled. Call them immideately and resolve the problem or else the virus may infect your logic board and them not even a system wipe would fix it.

Do they actually have my passwords and photos?

>>59598224
No you fucking idiot. These "warnings" pop up when you click on something. This happens mostly on free porn sites.

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>>59598224
Not yet. But if you don't call, then it might get hold of all files through nasty backdoors.

>>59598169
It's fake. Delete any unwanted addons from browser, reset your preferred search engine and homepage, go to task manager and kill any obviously unusual processes, check the add/remove software in control panel to make sure nothing suspicious has been downloaded, finally go into regedit and see if there's anything obviously suspicious there. And run a virus scan just to be sure.

Most likely, there's nothing that really happened, I got a similar thing on my old laptop a little over a year ago (by following a dead link), and Firefox would then lock up every time I restarted it, but after that, deleting and reinstalling everything worked fine, and there was no sign of any trouble even months later, until the computer was finally ruined in like november when I spilled my drink on the keyboard.

>>59598222
Yeah, that's why I only buy LB's (logic boards) with IAVS (Integrated Anti-Virus Software). It's fucking great.

>>59598222
>>59598258
kys desu

>>59598169
k

>chrome

>>59598280
This is the reason I got rid of all my telephones, so I would not be tempted to call these sites.

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>>59598280
Someone's upset

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this thread is loaded with bait

>>59598169
>using edge
>Proven to be the most insecure browser of all
kekeroos m8

>>59598359
source to backup claim
https://tech.slashdot.org/story/17/03/21/2330222/microsofts-edge-was-most-hacked-browser-at-pwn2own-2017-while-chrome-remained-unhackable

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someone call and post vocaroo

>>59598385
>microshart
>expecting anything secure coming from them
Is Microshaft literally one of the worst companies to ever exist?

>>59598418
I think they were probably good in the first few years. Just after Bill bought that kernel.

But I think as time went on and they built their own stuff, it probably went to shit.

It sounds like poor internal management is the reason for their cancer. They must clearly have some good programmers there but they are probably far outnumbered by literal pajeets

>>59598169
I called and asked for Papa Johns.

>dude's name was Bal

>>59598267
There's really no need to do all of that unless you have poor browsing/download habits.

>>59598474

so OP should do it

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>>59598169
get an axe and pound it to death before it infects you.

>>59598169
Shit like this is why adblockers are a requirement, because third party ad companies can't get their shit together.

>MS Edge
>facebook
>quora
he probably called them to unlock his computer before creating this

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>>59598443
Bal? Baal?
Your computer is possessed!
Which is sort of like a virus.

>>59598169
>microsoft alert.jpg
fucking lmao dude

>>59598222
My computer has been infected by THE virus and/or spyware.

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>>59598443
Kek

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>>59598766
Possessed by Ba'al?
Jaffa kree!

The Apple MacBook Pro with Retina Display doesn't have this problem.

>>59600415
can it play webm :^)

Call the number and tell them "madarchod"

>cricket domain
kek

Boot up a VM, fill it with gore and furry porn and then call the number. When they ask for teamviewer access so they can install malware and ransomware, boot them into the VM and show them the fruits of your labour.

>>59598169
>Facebook
Fuck off, normalfag.

>>59600415
It literally does because that's JavaScript powered scare-ware on a weird website. If you visited the same site OP did you would get the same message.

>>59598169
That's funny, I just got the same thing when I was just browsing like I always do on http://failure-alert879.345390ae235.org/aw4t9a0ertgaeroij/russianbotnet.php

Update to W10 they said. W7 isn't safe anymore they said.

>>59598685
Should've used it on the Mustang

>>59598169
It is really important that you call them RIGHT NOW.
Else you will suffer serious consequences.

My dad works at Microsoft so I know this stuff.

>>59598169
I used to get warnings saying my windows computer had all these viri and shit when I was using ubuntu lolz

>>59598169
I like how fresh the popup looks with the flat design.