What is the most hacker thing you've done, /g/?

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>>59592847
this

I hacked ur momz puzzy with my dick u fag

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I've used wifite and aircrack-ng to hack several wifi access points for myself, friends, and family. rockyou.txt is a beast.

>>59592838
i once used hexchat to join an irc channel

Cl1Ck DEL t0 ent3r in tHe BIOS

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f12 on chrome

>>59592838
>forkbombed nsa datacenter in west virginia to cover tracks after lifting target data

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virtually ddosed myself
ran a botfarm for gold mining virtual game currency for bitcoin laundering

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>>59592838
Altered a remote system's firewall config and cut access for everyone. Unfortunately it is my remote system and I'm the only cunt that needs access. Shhheeeeeeeeeeeeeiiit

hacked the gibson

I was DoDosing assholes on IRC when it was still a thing. I was in uni on a 100Mbit connection and they were on 256kbit up adsl. At the time showing your IP was considered normal.

Done stickykeys at some point at every job I've ever been at and everyone thinks it's movie shit

I was autohotkey'ing in world of warcraft. I would repeat the same key in regular random intervals to avoid mashing the keyboard and hurt my fingers. FUCK BLIZZARD AHAHAHAHHA.

Nothing really.
My friend hacked a security camera in an alley near a nightclub that's next to him.
We can watch 4am street fights from his sofa.

Wrote a SaaS app in a popular Javascript framework

I wrote a renderer in OpenGL. Most futile thing I've ever done. I've learned that making a high level game on your own nowadays is literally impossible.

I fixed an hp all in one. It had the black screen on boot. All the symptoms of a bad integrated gpu/ dead motherboard. I got it to boot by adding another ram stick. Then i updated the bios. Now the shits back to normal. Feels good man. Something about windows 10 breaking the bios after every update ...

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I wrote sv_cheats 1 in Counter Strike's console.

>>59593696
i like you

When I was 14 in elementary school, in computer class I would do the following:
>press "print screen" button on desktop
>go to ms paint and hit "paste"
>save the picture of desktop with icons and taskbar
>put it as background on desktop
>open up task manager
>shut down "explorer.exe"
>watch as kids scrambled as they tried pressing all icons

fun times

>>59592838
>>59592838
>High school
>Computer lab
>windows xp
>Send shutdown commands to other peoples computers
>Insert shut down message
>"Hey angelica, has anyone ever told you that you have a nice ass?"
>She sees it
>Smiles and smirks
>I do the same
>She never noticed

>>59593953
How the fuck were you 14 in elementary school?

>went through my ip range with a port scanner (port 80,8080)
>tried default passwords (admin,admin;admin,12345;etc.)
on ip cameras
>~3/10 worked
>fapped to lady sitting in shop
>downloaded family albums (dunno why was, it shared on port 80)
>changed defaultpw'd wifi passwords & wan passwords (ADSL is still popular here)
>once got into some ftp with lots of bank & customers info (probably was an accountant's pc), but download was 50kbps so I didn't care, also was a bit scared
>thug lyfe

>>59594047
>he was retarded, anon

>>59594049
muh nigga

I ported into x86_64 the ioquake3 code, or more precisely, the vm just-in-time interpreter.

>>59592838
I hax0red some serves at big govt. I'll not reveal which and it's pretty irrelevant at this point. It was in ealry's 2000.

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Posted on 4chan

Found vulns in high school grading system
>Powerschool

Did some SE'ing to gain initial access. Started playing around in the panels and found the vulns. Wrote some exploits to add users and found some RCE vulns in admin panels.

Started getting further.

Got caught by teachers cause I downloaded the list of phone numbers for all the teachers and prank called them with some friends. They recognized my voice (voice modulator failed on me).

Never got charged or expelled. They claimed I didn't commit any crimes. They only knew about the social engineering which they blamed on the teacher lmao

>>59592838
Stole logins/passwords of my ISP.
I can't use them south even with MAC of the
victims.
>>59593872
Nice, rewrite it to use wayland+vulkan

when I was 13, skiddied my way into the admin CP for a very popular Harry Potter fan forum.

phpBB is awful, never use it

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Hacked my school WiFi to stop teacher from checking class diary.

>>59596262
also, I didn't do anything - just logged in as one of the head admins, lol'd, then logged out

>>59592838
I hacked into a satellite (ground system didn't patch Heartbleed)

i'm posting from jail

>>59592838
I wrote four articles for 2600 Magazine (look it up kiddos)

>>59596233
4 чaca нoчи, a oн нe cпит...

>>59594047
>how the fuck were you 14 in elementary school

most countries have elementary until the 8th grade, dipshit.

>>59596457
>I'm posting this from jail
>satellite system didn't patch heartbleed
boy oh boy

>>59596457
Holy guac, Batman! We have a h4x0r on the loose!

flash.c

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>>59596457