What are some of the biggest product launch fuck ups in history?

>>59592483
iPhone 7 with those fags dancing around on stage.

>>59592483
Nokia N-Gage. Terrible as a phone, crappy for gaming, side talking was ridiculous, nobody bought them.

>>59592483
This thread

>>59592483
Ryzen

>>59592592
>"I'm free to be the rapist here tonight"

>>59592483
Off the top of my head
>exploding phones
>RROD

>>59592483
sega dreamcast

>>59592483
Ask your mom. She's the one that "launched" you.

>>59592483
Windows 95?

the zune

Google Allo

>>59593145

F-fuck you

>>59592483
There better be porn of that thing

>>59592483
Windows 10.

I wonder how big the user base would be if they didnt force install it on people's PC.

>>59594139
>I wonder how big the user base would be if they didnt force install it on people's PC.

Lower, obviously. That's why they did it, you dumb fuck.

>>59594101
R34, faggot. Of course there is.

>>59592483
Gayablo III
>Error 53

>>59594139
Yeah they really blew it that time. Faggots just stayed on 7 doe when they should have moved to patrician GNU/Linux.

Wii U, people either hadnt heard of it or thought it was just a controller for the Wii

Pokémon Go

>>59592483
How about the Zune launch?
Or the Kin phones.
Or what was that Microsoft knee-jerk tablet that they announced when they heard about the iPad?
Both Microsoft disasters.

>>59592483
note7 firebomb

>>59594428
>Garbage/Linux
>patrician

>>59594428
>GNU
disgust.

>>59592483
The Phantom. I mean, it was so advanced it didn't even have a CD-ROM. Not to mention they covered the board in plastic or glue just so no one could mess around in it.

boobies!

>>59592483
who is this balls juggler?

Sega Saturn, fucked up so bad it eventually forced Sega out of the console market.

No Man's Sky. Apart from Challenger, nothing will top that.

>>59596644
apparently some random beaner

http://www.fotolog.com/pixi_fashion/mosaic/

>>59592483
>Having sex with clown GF
>Condom falls off inside her
>Fish it out
>20 condoms tied together come out.

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>>59593460
This zun?

>>59592483
Your birth.

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>>59593145

>samsung phones exploding
>xbox one announces always online
>windows 8 removes start button
>everything about the wii-u

>>59592483
xbox 360
nintendo switch

>>59592483
OUYA.

and to top it off, the woman that ran the company had it bought from her by probably another dumb woman.

>>59593634
I use Google Allo with my bros daily, that's not to say they failed launch though.

>>59593145
at least say the saturn faggot

>>59592483
Who is this semen harlequin?

Master Chief Collection, but something tells me that's not the kind of product launch you mean.

Also, I wanna fuck that clown.

>>59595746
I was fucked by both the Kin and the Zune.

feelsbadman.tiff

>>59597507
he really likes beer, huh

>>59592483
>ctrl+f
>Apple Lisa 0 results
>Microsoft Bob 0 results
>Tons of video game flops posted
The hell is going on?

>>59596657
Pretty much. Between the DP Rape that was the Genesis add on scene and the Saturn's not so easy programming (and the fact that it used quads over tris effectively murdering 3d multiplats) , devs were like "What the fuck is you doing" and went on to Sony.

This being said, Saturn is by far the most autistic gaming hardware since the Neo Geo.

>fuck rendering triangles,only quads
>2 SH2 CPUs
>nearly everything had it's own controller CPU
>god tier synth and audio chips

1.7% woodscrews fire hazard

>>59597070
i feel like psychonauts 2 is gonna be a gud shitshow

>>59597797
jfc so much this. i bought in to the meme. shit hardware, shit company, literally just looked like an android launcher until a week after official launch, Literally didn't have system support for TV Safe Zone, like wtf that's console dev 101

>>59600219
Zune was okay, but wtf was the purpose for the kin? like homestly curious that shit existed for all of 4 months

>>59593145
literally best launch - but history before it hurt it

Either OUYA or the Kinect

>>59600317
at least kinect was fun to use

>>59597070
Battleborn

>>59600397
>Battleborn

Or as I like to call it "wtf is this shit? Just bring us more Borderlands games."

And coincidentally, I'm nominating that shit Borderlands Pre Sequel. Moon 'Strayan humour killed that in every other market.

>>59600374
quit doing funny things to my dick

>>59600283
It was good hardware though, kinda reminds me of the PS3 cell architecture. If devs would have took their time and developed games nicely it would have been better then the other consoles of the time.

>>59594661
This. I work a soul destroying evening job in an electronics department. I still get at least a few people a week coming in looking for Wii controllers or games. They're invariably shocked when I tell them it's been out of production for so long that the system that followed it has now gone out of production.

Duke Nukem Forever

>>59592483
ain't that Firefox girl?

>>59593145
sega saturn you mean

>>59597415
Underrated.

>>59592483
3.5GB

Amazon fire phone
Ford Pinto
Panosonic 3DO
EVERY Windows phone and version in general

>>59602745
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is by no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favour and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?

>>59592873
Screw you! The N-Gage was awesome af!
Games were easy to download, so you only needed one card and you could install any Symbian game on it.
I never had any issues side talking or using the including headphones to call either

>>59603426
Kek, underrated