ITT: /g/ designs the worst IDE

No indentation allowed

>debbuging information must be generated on request from a cloud server and downloaded everytime you compile
>Mousewheel doesn't work anywhere in the application
>Randomly switches between spaces and tabs for indentation

>lines align to the right

>screeches at you loudly when it finds mistakes, but doesn't tell you where

>pressing tab replaces selection instead of increasing indentation level

>full screen only
>direct11
>bloom
>hdr
>fonts move back and forth on the Z axis
>there's noticable ghosting and frame drops
>alt-tabbing blacks the screen for a few seconds and makes music studder
>any secondary monitors are blacked out when the application is in fullscreen

>>59584387
>adds artificial mouse acceleration
>crashes periodically and resets the resolution to 800x450 upon the next launch
>features full vim command mode except that :w quits without saving

Central alignment

>touchscreen only

Red squiggles under any letters that don't form a valid English word

Vim, Emacs, and not Visual Studio 2017

/thread

>>59584330
The only compile error is the I'd just like to interject copypasta

also link to the /g/ laptop?

It only compiles if there are no spelling errors

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>>59584462
>features full vim command mode except that :w quits without saving

Ctrl+c terminates the application

>forced Code Bubbles mode, no regular editing mode

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has ads with sound and it made looks like was made in java

Change linebreaks to the opposite of whatever OS you're on.

Replace dashes, quotes, etc. with similar looking characters like Word does

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>>59584632
You monster

>>59584387

lol you speak from experience, i know that feel.
add some weird mouse cursor that isnt blinking sometimes, standing still and other times it's blinking regularly.

add some intellisense popups, actually just copy what kdevelop does 1:1 and you got the worst way to do that
256 color popups, every word is a hyperlink. Just moving the mouse over your code triggers 5 autocomplete/doc popups

>can compile java to java bytecode
>can also compile all other languages to java bytecode
>cannot compile any language to a binary
>the java bytecode doesn't work

>the debugger is gdb

>it only starts taking text input once you press i
>all other input is actually interpreted as commands
>you can't quit

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>>59584701
Kek'd

Vim babbies btfo

>indentation is randomly changed for every new line between spaces and tabs for each line
>no brace/bracket visual matching
>syntax errors do not come with a message or a specific line #, can only tell you that there is one and which block of code it is in

>requires you to learn lisp for configuration

>Default font is Anglo-Saxon runes

>enter key deletes the entire line

every time you type a character the "nice meme" sound effect plays

>>59584780
i would change that to every time you type ;
on every key it's too much

Voice recognition input only. No typing or mouse.

>no cursor support and home/end do not have any uses
>del acts like backspace
>if you page up/page down past the end or beginning of the file, the file closes without saving

it would check the syntax of every line in real time and for every keypress you fail it will make a loud sound

A full installation takes up 1 terabyte of disk space. However the installation files are only available in CD-ROM format. NO DOWNLOADS.

>>59584330
>no syntax highlighting
>font size is randomly selected at startup
>tab inserts space,space inserts tab
>fixed tablength (12)
>no cursor
>forcefully maps page up -> page down | page down -> page up
>only autosaving

>backspace deletes the line
>ctrl+z deletes everything
>ctrl+y saves and closes

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>pic related always enabled
>cannot save any changes unless entire project compiles successfully

Insert is permanently enabled. Better not fuck up.

Requires ID verified login.

>you have to feed it

>must use svn
>autosaves and every change is automatically commited to svn

>takes up 10GB of disk space
>inserts telemetry libraries into your binaries with no indication
>Written by Microsoft

>>59584890
>requires microsoft account with a valid phone number

Error codes are only provided via sms message to your phone. You must provide a valid phone number to use the software.

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>>59584939
>>59584941
these two together would be a pretty good meme

>>59584927
>actually commits every autosaved change to github
>every commit message is "contribute to my project" with a link to the github page
>this can't be changed
>it gets posted to your facebook, random youtube videos, and random /b/ threads
>anyone can push
>automatically pulls every time it detects a change that wasn't its own
>the nonlocal version is always used, no merging

> the only supported language out of the box is "text"
> all other languages are lua plugins

Code must be hand written and mailed to the developer of the software
He will then push out an update that contains the new lines of text

>>59584330
>lots of tiles
>makes indexing when needed
>single threaded
>bad editor
>a ton of random colors

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>>59584971

> mfw my html code isnt up to XHTML 1.1 standards and gets rejected

>all messages are wrtie in a log file
>no tool to open the log file easily
>just a message box with the log from which text can not be copied

That feel when so many things do that today

>can only use C
>no libraries allowed
>that includes core libraries
>(much like you do not)

Can only be used to produce GPLv3 licensed software.

>sends all source code to mr stallman
>"nothing to hide nothing to fear"

All uses of the terms program, software, project or any other similar term are replaced with the term "app"

>all complied executables are linked against timer binaries that make your code terminate if it runs for more than 30 seconds
>"Buy the full version for UNLIMITED RUNTIME!"

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>>59584968
i'd add posts to porn video comments and tweets automatically tagging random US politicians with the day's trending hashtags
> @mike_pence contribute to my project #LGBTLivesMatter [github link]

>program opens normally but to save file you have to register/login
>wont work without internet connection
>first letter in beginning of line is automatically changed to uppercase
>default font size is 24
>changing font to other size causes letters not to render correctly (jagged edges or blurred details)
>undo works only after you hit enter after making changes
>all files contained in project are kept in single proprietary binary file
>you can access them only via ide
>to export those files you have to use external tool
>this tool is closed source shareware and to install it you need .net and microsoft c++ redistributable libraries
>by installing it you also install yahoo toolbar and bonzi buddy
>the installer itself can no longer be downloaded from original developers
>ide core is written in java script and gui in python pygame

>you have to watch an ad every time you save changes to a file
>if you run out of saves you have to play candy crush to earn more

>clippy

Other people can see and chat about your code, you are always forced to stream your coding progress to all other IDE users as they laugh about your code, they have hired special people to point out tiny flaws to make you go insane

>>59585098
>only others can insert comments
>comments may only refer to how shitty your code is

> add assembly code
> "unlicensed software hack detected, IDE is shutting down now: buy the software instead of stealing!"

>>59584330
>Ok, /g/, you did quite a good job when you had to design the worst laptop.
Anyone has archive links?

The ide changes keyboard layout every 30 seconds to throw you off from typing

>your program runs constantly as you edit it
>every save recompiles
>every recompile repopulates the text segment but leaves the data segment untouched and only moves the program counter if the instruction it's on has moved as well
>you can't start the program over

Lists HTML as a programing language.

>>59584361
>>59584376
>>59584386
>>59584462
fucking kek

Only allows you to push to master branch

>based on chromium browser

>>59584386
>mfw xcode actually does this

>all line breaks add 10 pixels of space, like word

swap enter and space

>>59584330
>takes up 70gb of disk space
>takes 5 minutes to start

>>59586019
hey xamarin

>Overtype mode is ALWAYS on

>>59584330
the whole IDE is written in flash

>You can only choose a font between Comic Sans, Impact or Papirus

>>59586100
absolute madman

>>59584370
>lines align to the center

>>59585119
http://advsys.net/ken/download.htm
EVALDRAW does the first part

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>>59584330
>>59584351
>>59584546
>>59584576
>>59584588
>>59584615
>>59584820
>>59584941
>>59585032
>>59585088

Introducing LibreOffice Edit.

Permanently enabled Forgiving Mode™ in the compiler.

>no syntax errors or warnings or anything
>the compiler will just build a broken binary you then have to debug

>voice to text(works well)
>Each typed character takes 3 seconds to appear

Pick 1

"are you sure" popup, closable by mouse only, for every keypress

>>59586234
we need to make this a reality... imagine putting this on your C.V

>>59586471
I'll get started on the logo.

>>59586471
I'll start with the logo

>>59586471
http://www.stupidhackathon.com/

>>59586418
>>voice to text(works well)
reminded me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyLqUf4cdwc

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> auto word corrector always enabled
> fist letter is always capitalized by default
> touch screen only, doesn't support physical keyboards
> all settings reset to default on relauch
> everytime you compile, you must watch a 15 second ad
> paid "pro" features, like changing font size, unlock functions, classes, arrays, saving settings on exit, etc
> 20 day trial, when it expires, the ransomware wakes up and encrypts the hard drive
> $40 to unlock
> gives extra 20 trial days
> the cycle repeats

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>all work is done in the cloud on a gaming machine from 2005
>only one file for all users
>max. 1000 lines
>users compete for lines
>write new plugins by fucking up the server


>>59585999
That's because a single press of enter opens a new paragraph, not a new line. Try pressing shift+enter.
They changed it quite a few versions ago, but it took me ages to figure out.

>only T9 input mode

>>59586471
I'm going to quietly make it on my own and put it on my resume

>>59584859
>installer is 1KB
>all it does is reserve 1TB of hard drive space for automatic updates

> Characters are created by keyup and not by keydown
> No syntax highlighting
> Tabs are 1 space and spaces are 1 tab
> Can't end a line
> Vista only
> An ad shows up each time you save a file
> Can't open existing projects without resetting the ide config

>>59586676
>> fist letter is always capitalized by default

Whoa man this thing's makes me crazy just by thinking about it

Social media integration

>>59587429
This, every time you compile it created a Facebook post about it with screenshot and webcam pic

>When you want to uninstall it you have to fill out a survey why you don't want to keep using it, followed by several angry emails by the developer
Legitimately had this happen once

>>59584330
Monodevelop

>it's bootable
>it doesn't safely dual boot

>if you use for-loop with more than 100 iterations, the program will crash without saving any changes made to it.

>>59584330
Every time you tab, RNG decides if it tabs or does 4 spaces. The odds are 50/50.

>>59584370
>>59586210
>the IDE randomly spawns images and the text wraps around them

>>59587470
You also have a direct FB chat feed constantly distracting you right next to the editor.

>>59588127
Facebook Live integration
Each time you launch the IDE it create a live streaming on your fb page

>>59586471
i'll make the logo

>Rendered in DX12
>Motion blur
>No windowed option, fullscreen only
>Scrolling works but sensitivity is randomized every 100ms
>Text aligns left but indentation is done from the right, removing the beginning of every indented line from you
>Eclipse-style argument suggestions that aren't highlighted when they appear

>>59588173
>nice compile error faggot!
>did you learn your code styling from the back of a cereal box?

>>59588118
Moreover, text wrapping literally alters the file and adds new lines wherenever a line extends off the screen, breaking all your shit if you shrink the window horizontally. It can not be undone, so if you shrink your window to one column width your entire file is now reformatted to a single character per line and you have to fix it line-by-line manually.

Permanent blurry CRT filter effect for the oldschool feel of programming on your television set.

>>59588194
I don't get it anon sorry

>>59588248
:(

>randomly inflates and deflates your USB-controlled oppai mousepad

>>59584760
Dude
>Comic-Sans
Literal hell of designer

> Mouse is inverted
> QWERTY keyboards only
> Each character you type is sent to a server so it can adjust the syntax highlighting
> Compiling is done server-side, you have to download it

>Made by Microsoft cooperating with EA an Ubisoft
>every useful feature is DLC (payable)
>the day it is released it's impossible to use it because of bugs

>>59588268
>randomly inflates and deflates your USB-controlled keyboard

>>59588359
too far

>>59584330
>> QWERTY keyboards only
Better
>only QWERTZ

>>59588357
>Made by Microsoft cooperating with EA an Ubisoft

this is deep

>>59588391
>only QUARTZ
>if you plug in a fucking cheap plastic keyboard it won't work

>>59588417
shit now i want a quartz keyboard

>>59586471
Should I make the logo?

>>59588445
yes do it, make it as crappy as possible, using Paint is preferable

>>59584747
Sounds like emacs

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>>59588481

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>>59584886
Holy fucking god please tell me how to install that

>>59584886
>also can't use comments

>>59584330
>Randomly doesnt save so that you lose what you have done, or are wondering why the same shit continues to happen.
>Requires an Internet connection, if it any point during use it detects no connection it will delete all files you ever edited and exit.
>Debugger is controlled by one button which randomly either steps over or into.
>Integrated terminal uses a brainfuck-like syntax which is then translated to bash commands.

>>59588703
>>Requires an Internet connection, if it any point during use it detects no connection it will delete all files you ever edited and exit.
More like, files are saved in the cloud and temporarily sent to your own machine to compile.

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>Overtype mode always enabled

>text input by writing on paper, scanning, and using a Chinese-biased OCR

>>59584330
No output. You open a file, you get a black screen, you can edit the file, but you won't know what you are doing.
You get 50 credits for uncovering a character per day. You can buy more credits from the IDE shop.

>>59588730
>temporarily sent to your own machine to compile.
More like, compilation is done on their servers and you get a download link send via email, but unless you have a pro account you have to wait 2 minutes and can only download at 200 kb/s.

>>59588877
>server-side compile is also placed in a queue, and every hour of the day is peak

Oh I got one
>No tech support

>>59584701
:q

every new line is posted in a /g/ thread to be judged anonymously

>>59589369
Anonymously? Why not post IP and every possible info about the one who wrote it?

>>59589401
is our IDE outsourced to the chinese? if so go for it

>documentation and comments are hindi only

>>59589430
There is no documentation. The only source of knowledge of this IDE is a german video

>>59589642
like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo

>>59589719
EXACTLY, but subtitles should be removed

>>59589737
But this is an english cartoon board

Obviously all fonts are non-monospace, but for even more fuckery kerning between two fonts is random.
One pair of letters are interfering with eachother, whereas another are 2 tabs apart.

>>59589747
nah it's now an IDE tutorial

>>59588537
No, no, no minimalism.
we need a fucking CGA logo, the more your eyes hurt, the better

>>59589936
A 3.8mb of nothing isn't good enough huh

Fibonacci indention levels (starting with 0, 1)

Numpad functions opposite of numlock

>>59584576
You mean Eclipse?

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>>59589972
no, we don't need bad, we need VERY bad.
somewhat like pic related but worse

>>59586933
I would have never find out if not for this post.
Thank you based anon!!

>it has high DPI support
>it ONLY has high DPI support

>>59584330
To enter typing mode:
On windows - press CTRL+ALT+DEL
On GNU/Linux - CTRL+ALT+F1

Each <Enter> exits typing mode.

>>59590234
Make it 4mb

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>>59590266
this is the best i managed to come up with

>>59588783
>because the OCR is Chinese-based, you must also write your code in Chinese
>the compiler is unable to parse your code

>>59590626
>every time you try to load any file that isn't a C file, a clip plays where hank hill says "do i look like i know what a [file extension] is? i just wANT SUWU9Y1Y8WIG9V"

>>59590688
>all the code must be appended to a hot dog picture not in jpeg, else the program uses both speakers and piezo at 100% volume to say "do i look like i know what a [extension] is? i just want a god dang picture of a hot dog!

>>59584330
>Cut and paste disabled

Can't decide if this makes worst ever IDE or best ever IDE.

Inserts ads between some lines of code

>due to new security laws enforced in 2020 to prevent cybercrime and online radicalisation, using a computer operates on a buddy system
>both you and your partner must complete actions like clicking the save button simultaneously for them to work

>>59588056
>it's bootable from USB
>it doesn't boot if there is a HDD installed in the system
>you can only save to .wav (c64 tape format)

Supports only Malbolge and JavaScript.

you can only save to 16 bit windows .exe

I'd like to see the proper mathematical symbols for "not equal to" "less than or equal to" in programming languages. It'd look much nicer.

pressing compile button appends microsoft telemetry functions to your source code right before compiling

>>59584462
Not using ZZ, pleb

>Doesn't have native paste from system clipboard
>need to recompile the source with a special flag to get system paste
>youcantmakethisshitup.iso

All the letters you type get rendered as individual pictures

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>>59584701
>what is :q

>>59592252
but they do now

>>59588580
https://atom.io/packages/activate-power-mode

>>59584762
>enter key compiles and runs
>shift-enter moves to the next line

Just put automated GNU style indentation.

>is forked from eclipse

Every typed letter runs the equivalent of

echo $(cat $CURRENTFILE)$1 > $CURRENTFILE

>>59593785
Scratch that, every iteration it runs that same line on every thread, even if there is no input.

>Will Judge how pretty your code is instead of how functional
>sends you periodic requests to tweet sections of your code it determines to be pretty
>doesnt let you continue typing until you select yes or no

>>59584820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzJ0CytAsec

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>>59584922
...feed your editor? Please do go on, I'm interested where your mind will take us.

>>59587353

> > Characters are created by keyup and not by keydown

That will make me want to kill myself.

Window tiling settings are reset on exit, and are set to random values when started up.
Three menus for "setup" "settings" and "config". Whenever you want to change a setting, you have to figure out which menu its in, because that too is randomized.
Every hour on the hour, the program is updated. Even if there is no updates, it will reinstall.
Must log in to use it, password requires the usual insane conditions. Cannot copypaste into it, must be typed by hand.
Full screen. Alt-tab crashes the program.
To load a file, you must type in the directory relative to the program's install directory. This means you'll have to input ../../../ if applicable.
Whenever the program crashes, you must fill out a report yourself as to what happened. All hard drives are copied and sent to the server for diagnostic info.
Because of that, it's incompatible with Linux as it will try to copy /proc.

>full screen only
>spreads to secondary monitor in the weirdest ways
>builtin IE5, DOS shell and custom debugger
>no shortcuts to anything, nor any buttons to click on/tab to
>you have to use a search bar t access the different features
>features names are case-sensitive
>font and background colors shift through the time of the day
>automatically compiles and saves whenever you don't type for 3 seconds
>saving and autosaving automatically add commit and push to master, empty commit message
>for every warning and error a different window pops up, it can only be closed by typing "close" on the search bar of that window
>language is guessed from the file content, guesses are'nt really accurate
>ads paid version pops up
>paid version lessen the adds but has more intrusive pop ups for premium version
>you can only open one file per instance, non paid versions are limited to 5 files
>random easter eggs from the devs
>requires windows 10

>>59594024
I watched this and now I want to kill someone.

>>59594088
That's why we're creating this cancer IDE

>>59586557
Toppest of keks

>The only font is unantialiased times now roman.
>somehow uses GTK, QT and WinForms
>VIM style input mode, but you need the mouse to switch input modes
>the editor entirely exists in the cloud

>reimplements standard dialogs and controls on its own so the interface looks only slightly off when used with exactly the same system setup that devs used, but becomes absolutely catastrophic mess when the system language/screen dpi settings/etc. are different

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> Installation is over 20GB
Xilinx ISE
> Rendering the text editor's blinking cursor takes 13% of your cpu
https://github.com/Microsoft/vscode/issues/22900
> The default shortcut to perform "undo" is "F9, Ctrl-X U", "redo" is "F10, Ctrl-X R"
http://www.lugaru.com/man/Epsilon.Key.Assignments.html
> After running the installer, you're greeted by 10 new programs in your start menu
Every proprietary IDE ever
> Each open file is in a separate instance of the editor, no tabs
> The textarea is 2-dimensional,
See attached gif
I don't even know how they came up with this, or who thought this was a good idea.


The 4dgl workshop editor is a goldmine for horrible IDE/text-editor features. At some point we had a compilation error that was reported as if it originated from another file. E.g. we made a mistake in A.4dg, but the compiler reported a mistake in B.4dg

The ctrl-Z feature only works sometimes, it might randomly insert indentation, or forget/skip one part of your history when used in sequence.

The color scheme hurts your eyes

It has more horrible features that I can't really express very clearly, it manages to completely mess up your intuitive understanding of how indentation works. It really hurts.

>>59594890
Also, don't know why that gif's not working.
Try the editor out for yourself

http://www.4dsystems.com.au/product/4D_Workshop_4_IDE

>it automatically adds telemetry code before compiling
Oh wait, that actually happened.

>>59595063
>Microsoft Visual Studio

I should have guessed.

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>>59595116

I suspect I might not be believed about this, but I do most of my programming (almost all of it C) in the OSX version of Word. I use a proportional font, autocorrect off, multiple font sizes, styles, and colours to emphasise structure and importance, inline images (think annotated screenshots of bug reports etc) and, on longer files, a table of contents. My makefile uses catdoc on each input file and feeds it through a short sed-based pipeline before sending it over to clang. Source control isn't an issue- I use SVN instead of git and it integrates with Word's native change comparison.

It's a bit awkward for some things but it makes for incredibly readable and maintainable files. This is my work setup; I don't do much/any personal coding anymore but if I were to get back into it I would absolutely set up the same kind of system for my own work.

Forces you to use MIT license only

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>>59595555
nice numbers

is it even possible to force someone to do that?

>>59584330
Vim <= 7 on top of Electron.

>>59595621
Yeah, no problem using an awful nonfree license to force people to write free code.

the worst ide is the one that your school forces you to use

>>59593687
Underrated post

>only emojis allowed in variable names

>transparent background

>there's built-in lag of anywhere between 10 ms and 5 seconds (at random) per keypress
>the amount of time it takes for a keydown to start repeating is 1 ms
>if no key is inputted, the previous key will start repeating
>this includes Backspace
>to use it, you must listen to all of the following (they switch at random)
1. random numbers spoken out loud
2. random variable names spoken out loud
3. white noise at 400% the volume of the previous two sounds

bumping, this shit is hilarious.

The IDE's debugger will never work properly unless you set it up using some config file written in an esoteric language that you've never heard of. Every update of your package manager will overwrite or append to this file.

The IDE will beg for donations every time you open it. Don't accidentally miss the microscopic close button on this dialog or it will open up to their website which is filled to the brim with flash animations and loud noises.

Re-opening projects will not save your folds, filter organization, tabs, and windows. There are about eight windows open by default, leaving you with very few lines for editing. You might as well not turn off your computer.

Just for fun, the IDE will change it's keybinds to a different style every week, whether it be vi-like, emacs, or other, it will leave you in a constant state of discomfort.

>>59584700
HEY

I use GDB, fuck off

>blinking cursor uses 13% of cpu

>>59598754
Atom?

>>59584361
>debbuging information must be generated on request from a cloud server and downloaded everytime you compile

This already exists on cloud-based software development platforms.

>fullscreen only
>background is the desktop, blurred like Aero theme
>it has a unique resolution of 1141x 987px
>you can't save manually
>autosaves only when the ammount of characters (not comments) that is a multiple of 100
>every autosave generates a file on a directory ~/Artesanal-Code
>the files have random names, they point to the previous one
>deleting older saves make the IDE delete the directory
>the compiler never knows what is the newest file, so it has to build a list everytime it is invoked

>>59584701
literally tells you how to quit when you press ctrl-c

>>59584330
>holding down the shift key for a few seconds without touching anything else activates "sticky key," whatever the heck those are
>once activated, there is no way to deactivate them

>>59584330
Whenever the target device has the tiniest version update you can't run your code on it unless you also install the corresponding update to the ide, which is a 1.4gb download and takes over an hour to install

Oh wait that's xcode

>>59584886
deletes file when your combo breaks

>>59598808
settle down satan

>automatically compiles your code to bytecode for the jvm as you type, replaces your code live with compiled bytecode.

>>59590235
Why aren't you just using the 'no spacing' mode?

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>>59590234
Is that a CGA Hank Hill?

>>59587599
Tell us more, please

>>59595137
>Why does an IDE want me to sign into an account
>Oh

>>59584361
see apex language

>deletes whitespace on autosave

> opening requires you to agree with SJW code of conduct every time you open it
> notification sound and popup for every new thread on /g/
> built-in anti-RSI feature disallowing you to type every 15 minutes
> can't save files with names that include vowels
> misquotation of Stallman on 10 second splash screen when starting

Text bloom

Screen shake effect every time you hit a key

>>59586100
what about wingdings?

>>59594890
>2d text area

Borland had this too.
I had to work in a place they still needed this in 2015.

>>59584330
visual studio

>>59597756
That's a language feature more than an IDE

>>59599648
I like this.

It only runs on Microsoft BOB

>only runs in fullscreen directx7
>maximum resolution of 800x600
>no keyboard shortcuts except for F5, which redraws the UI (freezes for 10 seconds), and Ctrl S, which enabled "force software rendering" and immediately crashes the program
>no menu
>to access anything more advanced than "save" and "compile", you have to launch EDIT_UI.EXE and add a 50px square button to invoke it
>complete lack of antialiasing
>choosing any font other than times new roman crashes the program, and causes it to crash again on startup. you must manually edit IDE\CONFIG\UI\CFG\[USERNAME]\RAW\0x11EC5F9D\FONT.BLOB
>mouse is drawn with shitty software rendering, so it flickers constantly, and has no acceleration
>all actions have audio feedback (typing makes a CLICK sound, saving makes the sound of a pen scratching on paper...)
>takes 3 seconds to save
>no file browser, files are opened by typing their path
>immediately crashes when opening files with sizes that are exact multiples of 8kb
>alt-tab bluescreens

>>59584361
>Mousewheel doesn't work anywhere in the application
I see you used Visual Studio 6.0 and/or its bastard child VBA for too long.

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>The background of the IDE updates each 3 minutes to some Minions motivational images to keep you with motivation to keep coding.
>Don't care if the image is high contrast and get in your way when coding. Keeping you motivated is first and foremost.

>>59598808
This is not bad, it's straight devilish

>>59594890
every bit of that is right out of awful DOS era editors

>>59584387
Isn't that just atom

>text updates really slowly
>the text renderer uses win xp paint .jpeg compression
>the input uses pwm, you can config this:
>either it gets registered 1/10th the time so your keypress has 1:10 chance to register, making you have to press the same key several times
>or the keypress doesn't register in 1/10th part of a second, meaning you'll have some unnoticable missing chars in your code.
>the text displayed is first scaled down, than scaled up, but not proper 2x, so it will have blurry edges (like how an 1440p monitor can look much better with 2x2 size pixels (720p upscaled), than 1080p 'x' size pixels which doesn't scale properly, have to be blurred.)

>>59586418
Voice to text. Hell, with some jimmying, it could not even be that bad. Imagine reading out a program in a way that makes sense (this variable equals this method of this object with this object as the argument) instead of spoon-feeding it character by character.

>syntax highlighting, but instead of different colors it only uses wildly different fonts
>function names are now in impact, variables are in papyrus and keywords are comic sans
>every few minutes it randomly switches which fonts are used for what
>sometimes it's windings

>>59604908
This is suicide material

It's Kode (tm) certified.

>>59605947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SkdfdXWYaI

>hovering over a classname pops up a fullscreen IE window displaying the javadoc html
>uses its own buildsystem so you can't build your program without IDE
>installs its own compiler/interpreter version that's always outdated, leaving you with two versions installed
>all settings are reset when application exits