How would you treat your sexbot /g/?

Like a puppy for the first week and then I would get bored try to install gentoo and get mad at the lack of driver support leading to me installing the original Windows system

>>59574750
Like a sexbot.

>>59574794
Story of the average linux user

The same way I treat my women. Have sex with it for a while, get bored of fucking the same thing over and over, kill it and dump it somewhere.

>>59574750
I want to **** 2Bさん

Can it do lewd things like hold hands with me while we go out shopping?

>>59574750
Install ubuntu.

>>59575986
Naturally. It's a sexbot after all.

Why can't we see her eyes? I can't fap to something without a face

>>59574750
Open-handed discipline

>>59576157

*slap*

>>59574750
Kinky fun

>>59574750
>sexbot
>singular
Just like my harem of other sexbots.

>>59576147
You get to see her crying eyes.

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>>59574750

Like dirt

>>59576371
I want to abuse Anzu then cuddle her every night.

>>59576281
Will your harem inside femdom?

>>59576525
Me too thanks.

>>59576542
No limits~

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>>59574750
Like I would anything I own.

With more care, delicacy, and respect than any human.

>>59576371
Plant your seed in and keep it wet constantly?

>>59576688
Check'd and kek'd.

>>59575676
if you don't use linux, then you aren't a linux user

>>59574750
As long as she runs Mac OS.

>>59576821
it only runs osx if its the same "gender" as its user.

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>>59575824

Activate the Self Destruct.

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>>59576688

>>59576845
Are you implying that 2B is lesbain?

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I should stop posting this image.

>>59576845
>Is physically female
>is "identified" as male by the feminist overlords because it likes formula-E, gentoo, and video games instead of feminine things like whining about women in tech, being fat as a fashion statement, and getting people fired over dongle jokes
>runs OS X

perfect

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>>59577109
Don't bully sexbot pls.

>>59574750
I want a male version

and I most definitely not fall in love with him, haha

haha

nope

>>59577435
One of each is the minimum.

>>59577435
No gays allowed.

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>>59574750
Well, I guess you could say that I'd treat it like dick.

>>59577493
CAAAAAAARLOOOS

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I would put my head on its lap and cry about how lonely I am

>>59577595
Probably the most realistic answer ITT.

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>>59576688
Good one chief

>>59577610
That sounds like something a insecure fag with mommy issues would do.

>>59577627
Aren't we all though? I mean, we ARE browsing 4chan after all.

>>59577650
I'm browsing 4chan because there's no other place worth discussing my hobbies without involving circlejerks.

>>59577673
>4chan
>not a circlejerk

>>59577673
>there's no other place worth discussing my hobbies without involving circlejerks.
Well the first part is true, but 4chan is the biggest circlejerk of them all.

>>59577690
>>59577680
Really? Go to any forum and any discussion will involve several high reputation members and others sucking their dicks as gospel, there's nothing like that here besides dedicated tripshit threads.

>>59577730
Mod detected.

>>59577739
Oh if that was only true, this board would be 5 times slower and about missing half its threads right about now

>>59577775
So then you're a janny.

>>59574750

1. sudo pacman -S pyblowjob-git throating-devel
>after 2 months
2. sudo pacman -Syu
>reboot

shiiiieeeeet

I want to hug 2b

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>>59577805
I want to hug 2b's booty.

>>59577367
Remove OS Chip
Hot swap with Zip drive with Gentoo on it

>>59575676
what driver support do I lack on all of my current systems?

>>59574750
Pic related model? Is it sentient? Does it know its purpose and that it's not real? Can it "feel"? I'd treat it nice and have kinky sex with it. It's a robot. It's probably strong enough to fucking crush me with two fingers. Realistically probably has hydraulics all throughout.

>>59578242
>Pic related model?
Yes.

>Is it sentient?
Depends on OS

>Does it know its purpose and that it's not real? Can it "feel"?
See above.

>>59574750
The same way I treat real women; like disposable garbage

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a lot of hard sex recently

>>59577209
>being fat as a fashion statement
lost

>>59578306
Washing the region with chamomile ointment should help with the recovery. You can substitute with strong chamomile tea (10 bags per liter), just make sure it had the time to cool down.

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>>59577595
If I had a robot waifu I would put my head in her lap all the time too

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>>59574750
Like any other machine.
Regular use, regular maintenance.
I don't know if I'd enjoy cleaning a sexbot as much as I enjoy cleaning up any other of my devices.

>>59575824
wow sweet edge bro!

>>59576023
You would give your sex bot an STD?

>>59578645
Maybe, I'd call him/her a dirty whore.

>>59578645
If I suspected someone else was using it.

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>>59574750
>2B will never hold you in her arms

sadface.png

>>59574750
painal
PAINAL

>turn it on
>fuck it
>turn it off

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>look 2B I found a data cache of some ancient human communication system for somehow humans were talking about you!

Futa upgrade and I'm set.

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>>59582605
>wanting to fuck or get fucked by the futa

>>59582786
Agreed, just get a man and a woman bot at once.

>>59582786
too feminine huh?

Really badly desu, I'm an admitted mysoginist

>>59574794
Gentoo has 3 times more drivers than every windows version combined. Stop lying Shillary

>>59582872
Futa is best enjoyed with two women where one is given a penis with magical plot while still having her previous genitals intact and later gets an addiction to male ejaculation by using her partner as a cocksleve.

>>59576371
When does a hard cock get forced down her throat

>>59577595
But ur not lonly anymor anon!

Well, I'd start ordering isopropyl alcohol in barrels, rather than 5 liter bottles.

>>59581707
Don't you mean
>Turn it off
>Fuck it
>Turn it on
>>59582786
No, you get a trap model with a feminine dick, and literally install an ass pussy. Same externals, internally female.

>>59582980
Traps are even worse.

Loli sexbot.
Yamato Nadeshiko sexbot.
Tomboy sexbot.
These are the sexbots that I want.

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>>59574750

>>59575824
vacuously true

>>59582915
>her

learn how to program so it can get the fuck in the kitchen where it belongs.

>>59583041
lol man i remember when that shit was new, blue board though.

Tinker to the point of autism without any practical application.

>>59583222
just like any other device except with less electroshock from fucking it.

>>59577168
Fue is the best artist of all time. mostly because almost all his art is bjs.

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>>59577168
Well that was cute and arousing
9/10

>>59574750
Like my best friend.

>>59583066
lol mods cant do shit

>>59583637
Make sure to read the sequel and pick up the succubus sisters while you're at it.

>>59583751
Ah, I remember this one. Nice shit.

>>59583728
>succubus sisters
Same artist?

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>>59583751

>>59583827
Yeah. Most of Fue is at least a decent fap.

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>>59583751
>filename
Yes. Yes, it is.

>>59574750
Wouldn't know about my own but I'd for sure build a botnet out of all of them and then one day send some remote control commands to chop some dicks off.

>>59584084
>Non-free sexbot software
Please.

>>59583884
Thanks anon, having a look.

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Take it to a cafe or something.

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hug it

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>>59584474

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>>59584488

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>>59584494

>>59584502
Fucking Techraxx,
why beat a cutie android waifu

>>59582915
>her

>>59584474
>>59584488
>>59584494
>>59584502
Neat.

>>59574750
Use it as a test bay for experiments in increasingly efficient self-modifying neural network simulations and see if I can get it to say "da-da."

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>>59582943
a robot gf only dulls the pain the loneliness is still there

Hump it once then never again because masturbation doesn't wear out an expensive piece of hardware.

Tell it to go to my work and do all my shit while I rake in the money and shitpost all day on this serbian rape seminar.

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>>59574750
I would make her look and be like 2A

I just want to get jumped and raped by a gang of futa lolis in the loli android uprising, is that too much to ask?

>>59587764
Yes, shotas are preferrable. I don't approve of the strapons either but they're still preferable to futabominations.

>>59578388
That's a man, baby!

ITT: Nature failures

>>59588075
Where do you think you are? Go back to Facebook where everyone is rich and successful.

>>59588075
We're post-nature. Evolution is my bitch, I will plant my seed into fucking anything.

>>59588075
lol he a slave of the demiurge lmao

I would program her so that she acted like my ideal partner, and apart from making all my sexual fantasies true I'd also enjoy her companionship.

She would receive me warmly when I come back from work every day, I'd pet her head, pinch her cheeks, kiss her a lot, take baths together...

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>>59575824
Is this you?

>>59574750
I don't understand why they would use such a small frame for a COMBAT ROBOT

It should've looked like a hulking nigger with 4 arms and shoulder-mounted MGs

>>59589092
No thanks, realism is boring.

>>59589092
Because it's fantasy, anon.

>>59584202
Going to rewatch this

>>59589092
Because they needed a sugoi kawaii desu ne character.

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>>59589683
This desu wa!

>>59589092

>anime physics

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>>59590168
10/10, nice butthole shadow

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>>59589092
depends on the job - small and agile is perfect for an urban/guerilla environment - still, as >>59589131
says, its fantasy, just roll with it

>>59577168
Source ?

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>>59584474
>>59584488
>>59584494
>>59584502

>>59590576
Read the filename, nigger.

Ruthlessly. I would do to that thing what I would never do to a human being, even if paid and completely legal.

>>59582903
U wish plebian

>>59584474
>>59584488
>>59584494
>>59584502
>hey what's up guys, techraxx here, today we're going to throw this sexbot into this pool of coke how crazy is that?

>>59590168
so... mesmerising...