Explain why you still haven't joined the glorious functional

I enjoy code reusability and stateful programming.

>>59565673
I have. Studying Haskell

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>>59565709
>stateful programming
>code reusability
pick one buddy

When you write a program in C you can assume only a few people will run it.
When you write a program in Haskell you can guarantee no one will run it.

>>59565737
>requirements change for procedural project
>no worries, I can just adjust the output, it's just one more if conditional statement

>requirements change for functional project
>oh no, now I have to throw out all my work and start over because i have to write this like a pure mathematical function

>>59565779
>try to reuse parts of an object-oriented project
>impossible, pure spaghetti all the way down
>no library of pure, beautiful, composable functions

>>59565673
Because logic programing exists