fingerprint recognition flash drive

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>>59530512
>yes goy, give us your fingerprints

>>59530512
Yes random stranger on 4chan, I will give you my fingerprint scan!

>>59530512
Ill take it!

>using your fingerprint literally registered with the feds
lmao no

Hey, open your device with your fingerprint. On a surface that fingerprints can be lifted from. BRILLIANT.

>>59530512
>If I give it to you for free, will you use it
Yeah I'd use it. Only if I got it for free.

>>59530639
I'm already registered thanks to touching that little girl years ago.

Fingerprint shit is only good where you need minimal security
Like logging into a home computer

>>59530512
Literally thought that was a usb dreamcast vmu

>>59530733

Yes and then the feds have a warrant and you need to open it.

>>59532739
open what fbi?

>>59530512

the thumbprint thing on my iphone doesn't even work half the time, no way i'm locking myself out of a flash driver for that shit

>>59532749
Your loli porn folder

>>59530512

Can I register my scrotum? or big toe?

>>59530512
Law enforcement would love this, since the inevitable security backdoor simply means they can actually match you BY FINGERPRINT to the data the drive contains.