Good Compact Phone

Try some Samsung Active series phones. I don't know if there are some that are small enough but those are some unbreakable smartphones, fitting for military.

>>59528001
Thanks, I'll check them out. Never heard of them but some are over 5 inches.

>>59527976
>forced into the army as per the local law
So what third world shithole do you live in?

>>59528197
Singapore. Technically first world thanks to all our nice buildings and airport but when it comes to human treatment its third world. Am writing a book about how I was raised here and was hoping to get it out before the army called me up but they enlisted me a day before my birthday..

>>59527976
>less than 4.5 inches
>no charger
Why?

>>59528266
I think its because they're shipping me out to an isolated island for 2 weeks so no power... not sure about the 4.5 inches. I think thats just them being assholes.

>>59528266
>>59528296
By 2 weeks I mean the initial 2 weeks I dont go home. After that every weekend I get to go home so I have to charge the spare batteries every weekend for 2 years.

>>59528247

Do they drop you in the middle of the jungle and make you eat worms? This is what a singaporean told me

I was in the finnish defence forces. Yes its forced for anyone who is not a retard. We share a border with a rogue state.

>>59528247
good luck my nigga

>>59528315
Would you be allowed to take a powerbank?

>>59528390

Choose an easy insert for the anus

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64KB, 1386x801px

>>59528403
3-4 of these, should fit easily

>>59528345
I doubt that though I wouldn't be surprised if they do :(

>>59528360
luv u 2 nigga

>>59528390
Not sure but I dont want to risk it so I'll stick with removable batteries until after my first few weeks.

>>59528441

Perfect. Just slip it into a slimy condom, could fit like five of those.