What's the easiest language to learn?

>>59520240
English
fuck assigning genders to every object

>>59520240
english lets you fuck up sentence structure and anyone will understand you if you resort to pointing and saying adjectives.

Body language.

esperanto

R U B Y
U
B
Y

http://poignant.guide/book/chapter-1.html

>>59520240
Python

Or

Nim. Nim is as fast as C but the syntax is similar to python

>>59520240
learn basic

Easiest? Basic.
Most useful? Anything but basic.

Learn Python then C. Go anywhere from that point.

Lua is pretty easy, and teaches you a lot.

yeah English is easy AF

>>59520240
>honest answer I'd give to friends
VB

>shittier option for cancer who hate windows
Ruby

>meme answer for gentoomen
Lisp

>>59520357
I think Basic actually gets harder the more you know about other languages.

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>>59520240
C and Java. And also PHP!

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>>59520245
>assigning genders

>>59520240
if you already know how to program... try Go
https://tour.golang.org

>>59520276
fucking neurotypical scum

COBOL

>>59520245
I wonder if this contributes to SJW being a distinctly American phenomenon?

In a place like France bread is masculine and apples are feminine. Why? Just because they are ... if you start to protest you sound like nonsense.

>>59520240
depends on what languages you already know senpai

>>59520240
>This anime teenage girl knows C, Java, and PHP

What's your excuse for not knowing as many languages as her /g/?

>>59522347
I'm not a supernatural being.

>>59522009
English is the most widley spoken language and wasn't developed in America

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>>59520240
Rust

>>59522395
Dumb Anglo

>>59520240
MATLAB

>>59522416
>Rust
>Easy to learn

>>59520383
No, Lua is not easy to learn or is a good first language just because it has a unique way of doing things.

C

>>59520240
Hypercard

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>>59520240
Html

>>59522395

>English is the most widley spoken language

Dude english is the fourth one and you're basically retarded.

>>59520240
Russian

PHP

Python has replaced BASIC as the go to beginners language.

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>>59520240
Pascal

>>59523279
Python doesn't teach anything like what BASIC teaches though. Of course what you learn from BASIC isn't stuff that you should everyday anyway, it should just be a learning thing.

>>59520240
Japanese since you are on this site

Ruby, its a really nice language.
it is a serious language also, just check out metasploit or metasm

Scratch would be easier still, but its not a toy language.

>>59523371
Ruby has one problem for learning and that is no fucking idioms. Every ruby programmer writes things in a different way and they're all valid. Still doesn't teach you how the machine is doing its work but it is fucking baller for text processing.

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>>59523388
What do you think of JavaScript ?
After my confidence in Ruby has improved I want to learn some JavaScript(Eloquent JavaScript book)

I want to learn to code and not just learn a language, I started with Ruby because I do enjoy the language but, realize i need to branch out.

Hear so many mix views on JS

>>59523469
I think javascript is bad, but usable. What isn't usable is any javascript framework anywhere. Webshitters are the primary problem, javascript on its own is roughly php-tier.

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>>59520240
FORTH.
No syntax, no problems.

>>59520240

Forth.

Machine language
It's got twp characters come on how hard COULD it be

>>59522425
This desu

Matlab and C and C++ and you are ready to conquer the worlds.

Also Bitches gonna craving for your brain.

>>59520265

you can communicate with anyone through pointing, eyebrows being raised and grunting

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>>59520240
Ada

I'd say Brainfuck is the easiest language to learn.

Actually using it/doing anything useful with it is another thing, though..

>>59520445
>recomending VB

>>59520240
Esperanto.

>>59520245
>fuck assigning genders to every object
It's as easy as rhyming.

>>59520240
ebonics

>>59520240

Turing machine language.

>>59523189
Based on what data?

>>59525601
the 从我的屁股 institute of course

>>59520240
math.

Create a CPU in a logic simulator like Logisim, develop your own MISC instruction set, make some basic program, develop an assembly for it, write a compiler for the assembly

You now have your very own naturally developed language made for and by you

>>59525656
cute.
but if you look at lists, you will find that english is the 3rd most spoken language if you only count native speakers.
But english is spoken by a lot more people than people who speak it natively.
Only the poor areas of the world is limited to a single language.

I once wrote a visual basic program to rename Visio figures in about 15 minutes despite not knowing anything about the language before, so I'd have to go with Basic. I can't imagine the language would be terribly useful for too terribly much, though... Other than that one time, it didn't seem very useful. And it held nothing in common with most other languages, so I couldn't recommend it as a first programming language.

LISP

>>59520240
Scheme

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>>59520245
>assigning genders to every object
kek
Mr. Umbrella
Ms. Laptop

visual basic. You can then use it as a stepping stone into c# and then actually useful languages like c, c++, java and brainfuck. Ignore python altogether as it's horrible and has no future.

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HAAAANNGGueru

little bump

>>59520240
Ruby for sure if you are learning from nothing.
C is ironically easy since there are SOOO amany resources.

>>59522347
Why would I only know 3 languages?

>>59520240
Love

emoji

ps fuck niggermoot for removing emoji support, fucking kid had his feelings hurt when his browser hadn't unicode support, it's so fucking obvious

>>59522009
Interesting. In german bread is genderless "das brot" and apple is masculine "der Apfel".
>Why? Just because they are
true.

>>59520240
C#, it will help you understand C-like syntax and plenty of programming concepts while mostly holding your hand through things like memory management.

>>59520315
>Nim
why isn't it more popular?
It really seems like Python but compiled to C

what is the catch here

>>59520315
holy shit I'm blown out by Nim

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9050114

thanks for letting me know anon.

>>59520240
Lisp

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there's not a whole lot to it

>>59520240
A

>>59520240
Brainfuck, it has grand total of 8 commands and is Turing-complete.

>>59522009
I maintain that the moon being feminine in many languages is an ancient yo mama joke that survived millennia of cultural diffusion.

>>59520240
Pig Latin.

>>59530676
CSS is Turing Complete. That doesn't make it useful for programming