Autism Captcha

Require selfies to post

>filtering autists
There wouldn't be anyone left on 4chan.

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>>59515288
/thread

>>59515250
What is the difference between 1and 4 on the white girl

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>>59515277
>>59515288

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>>59515250
Why do you want to filter people like me, OP?

>>59515314
1 is surprised and 4 is blowjob

Let's see how autistic /g/ really is
http://socialintelligence.labinthewild.org/mite/

>>59515478
>Your score is 24 out of 36.
>Your score is better than 22% of all participants.

Am I a normie? Or even chad himself without knowing it?

Fear/shock and surprise.

>>59515288
No, it would be a bunch of normies and uoi wouldn't have photos of people's rape dungeons in the battlestation thread or arch users.

>>59515873
>Better than 22% of all participants
>Worse than 78% of all participants
No, sorry anon, you're autistic.

>>59515873
23 out of 36 here. I blame my low score on the images being of poor quality.

>>59515250

BLACKED

>>59515478
28/36
>Average score

This will happen, just give it time
Google AI needs to get the stops signs down before it works on controlling and responding to human emotions

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>>59515478

I am a normie

>>59515314

1 is surprised and 4 is awe. Are you literally unironically autistic?

>>59515314
4 is oral. 1 is anal.

>>59515314
1 is fear

>>59515478
Social "scientists" being completely irrational and biased as usual.

Asians pay more attention to your mouth than eyes, for example.

>>59516643
Why do you think they're asking for your homecountry? Do you think they won't notice that, if what you're saying is true, that Asians perform measurably less than people from other countries?

>>59516659
I think that it's retarded to think an online personality quiz has any sort of accuracy, or precision to the point where it can "calibrate" your results based on "national autism baseline"

>>59516502
>awe
>eyes aren't as opened as possible
Bullshit.

>>59515478
>Your score is 24 out of 36.
>Your score is better than 22% of all participants

>>59516363
>I blame my low score on the images being of poor quality.
this
half of times I was indecisive between two emotions

>>59515338
>>59516502
isn't 4 the suprised and 1 shock?

>>59516659
Slight cultural differences in what facial expression translates to what emotion.

>>59516687
We're on 4chan, I very sincerely hope no-one here takes that test accurately, and those that pretend to do are hiding behind six layers of irony, especially since it even says its results should be taken with a large grain of salt.

>>59515478
>whats your gender?
>its complicated
yeah i bet this is a really good test lmao

>>59515478
Your score is 33 out of 36.

Easy as shit.

>>59515250
could just use google to check what they mean

>>59516739
>implying anyone sincerely wishes to be autistic
maybe people with no lives/personality but nah... I don't think anyone on 4chan :^)

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>>59515478
>whats your gender
>theres an option "its complicated"

>>59516796
That's more like "Default Mode" on feminists.
That's what i've noticed at least. Fish mouths.

>>59515478
19 out of 36
Not high but not too low. There's still hope for me right guys?

>>59515478
>Your score is 34 out of 36.
funny enough, I'm on the autism spectrum (diagnosed with asperger's syndrome at age 11, had all sorts of social problems at school, etc)

>>59515478
I scored a 15. Did I win?

>>59515478
Your score is 15 out of 36.
The average score is 26.

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>>59516502
>tfw no hostile option on all women

>>59515478
>31
>tfw not autismo

I guess I just have anxiety issues. I still think Im borderline social retard.

>>59515250
>the black dude is fucking the white girl.
he's happy that she finally let him put it in her pooper, and she feels a bit of pain, that kinda good pain.
>then his dick comes out smeared with shit, he gets disgusted while she's embarassed but happy because she just came real hard.
>then black dude gets angry, takes revenge and slams it real hard on her pooper again, not giving a fuck about the mess, and the girl feels real pain now and gets crestfallen for a while
> but then they come together real good and she feels surprised while he cries out of a rollercoaster of emotions ranging from guilt, disgust, and pure bliss.

d-did I pass the test senpai?

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>>59515338
1 is blowjob with teeth, 4 is blowjob without teeth

>>59517070
fucking disgusting. dont ever post this again

>>59517070
keep your cuckposting to yourself
dirty nigger lover

I use other facial cues more than eyes, it seems heavily biased on eyes and not the entire expression

20/36 Not bad

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>>59516796

>>59515478
27/36. Lower than 55% of participants. Is this within normal range, or does it mean I'm somewhere on the spectrum?

>>59515478
Anyone who completed survey is an autist. Who the fuck completes a survey about how autistic they are? That's fucking autistic.

>>59517091
>>59516488
>>59516756
>>59516938
>>59517065
>tfw /g/ is full of empaths (include an autistic empath)

>>59518032
If they didn't offer any choices I'd have said the same actually. They all had a sex look on them.

>>59517652
>tfw empath
>tfw know that empathy is a easily exploited weakness
>tfw misanthrope

Kill me

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>>59518032
>caked on faces and fake eyebrows

What am I supposed to look at here?

Its a lot easier in my animus

>>59517369
lol

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>>59515250
>constant supply of images

This is doable.

1) Have some scheme to incite normies to upload selfies along with a base tag of expression they're making. Say its to make robots, save puppies or some shit like that, their narcissism will do the rest.

2) On the other end, you have the same multi-select choice as current select recaptcha. "select all faces which are happy and bemused". Span HN with it as alternative to recaptcha.

3) Profit! Provided that you sample ton of selfies like this, it should yield quite accurate emotion classifier ML corpus. Can have number of interesting uses. Sell it to the cloudkikes.

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>>59515873
No, but I am.

>>59515478
>http://socialintelligence.labinthewild.org/mite/


>Your score is 29 out of 36.
>Your score is lower than 36% of all participants.


wtf

either way, not surprised, i've always been shit at telling how other people feel unless blatantly obvious

i am autismo /g/

>>59520076
><36% of all
you are slightly above average. I just got one less, 28/36, lower than 46%. This means you are better than 54%.

>Your score is lower than 72% of all participants.

Can't say I'm surprised though.

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>>59515478

>>59516888
I like putting down my gender as '; DROP TABLE GENDERS;'.

>>59520498
>having a gender table
>not declaring GENDER as TEXT
>having a schema at all
>oppressing your data with a schema

>>59515478
Test is too hard, I don't ever look at old people's eyes

>>59515250
>You're in the desert and you come across a tortoise
What's a tortoise?
>You know what a turtle is? You're in the desert and you come across a tortoise. It's on its back and it's baking in the hot sun. It can't roll over on its own, and you won't help it. Why won't you help it?

>>59515478
28 of 36. I'm not a native speaker and I didn't understand half the words they used.

>>59515250
On a similar topic, is it possible to filter out people with mental illnesses that affect their logical thinking? There's a genuinely autistic and schizophrenic poster on /a/ that kept ruining threads.

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Already been tried with the sally-anne test and unfortunately you are on the right track. Autists indeed are unable to understand anyone else's emotions but by this time, and basically past 10 years old, they will know the "right" answer only because they've gotten in trouble so many times over it.

You can't have a test like this because they are aware of their own autism only just enough to lie and fool everyone else. You are only trying to treat the symptom, the proper way to solve this problem is to get everyone to stop thinking that autism/add/aspergers etc are diseases or at the very least get people on the road to trying to fix them instead of insisting their shitty little kid is special and mustn't be changed no matter what.

The hard part of fighting this is that you can't even kill it with eugenics because it's all made up mental psuedo diseases, you can just decide one day that you have one of these. This is why they're called "trendy" diseases.

>>59515478
>http://socialintelligence.labinthewild.org/mite/
26 out of 36

Better than I thought
That made no fucking sense.

>>59515478
I gave the test the feedback that social science is bunk and they should all stop doing it. Also hoped they lose funding for their research.

Anyways I got 30/36 and I am autistic as fuck most of the time.

>>59520770
that was boring as shit

couldnt bring myself to finish


i must have autism hyperactivity disorder

>>59519954
>phonefag

Leave.

>>59520926
Cool, I'm dual-weilding

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>>59515478
Average
also, what everyone else said, it was boring as fuck.

>>59520758
In the box because Anne is a known basic bitch.

>>59520686
wut?

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>>59515478
What do I win?

>>59515478
25/36

Some of them were very vague or didn't make sense. Not sure because I'm Asian or because (I think) I'm mildly autistic.

>>59515277
Don't give them ideas

>>59515478
>Your score is 25 out of 36.
>Your score is lower than 72% of all participants.

shit

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>>59515277
Hi there

>>59515314
5 inches

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>>59520686
I'll fukken shoot u m8

>>59520758
>autism is a made up disease

m8 you just went full retard.

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>>59521380
>>59521146
-Social diseases didn't exist in the entire history of humanity except only in the last 30 years due to special snowflakeism and hippie parents thinking they mustn't change their child while they still call it a "disease"
-Anyone acting autistic before this time was given the solution of "grow the fuck up"
-Having any other "disease" the parents at least always attempt to treat it, we are living in this constant quantum dimension in which they both refer to it as a disease but specifically, on purpose, will not treat it.
-We've already passed the point where it's both "a disease" and "a superpower" that makes you unique and special. See pic.
-Can self diagnose in seconds and repeat that you have it for a lifetime
-Instant excuse when you're an asshole and want to put it on everyone else, e.g. "you have to learn how I communicate" as it also lets you be P.C. for everything as you can just pull the fake disease card and "be offended"
-Much much too convenient for kids to claim to have to get out of doing school, work, or anything


The REAL societal filter for autism is the private sector. Try using the autism card in an interview to get out of the fact that you can't do the job. You are only hurting yourself in the long run when you pretend to have a social disease. We need to cut welfare and encourage suicide.

>>59515478
24/36
couldn't read the women at all
i may be autistic

>>59521561
maybe you are just a fag

>>59521576
theres no issues there, trust me

>>59520758
So don't treat or do what the fug are you saying here?

>>59521548
>can't distinguish between meme autism and actual medical condition

stop embarrassing yourself, you fucking retard.

>>59521548
Autism is real in the sense that autistic people are different than normies

Being a disease really depends on how debilitating it is, some autists can barely function while others are barely affected.

Anyways, diversity is good in the evolutionary perspective. Although the most serious cases of any disease can likely be euthanized for the betterment of society.

Guys, this is fucking dumb. Let's answer the question.

I propose a simple, but effective solution: Ask the user, "What do you think of the iPhone?" - Run their answer through IBM Alchemy API. If the sentiment is overall positive, pass, autism-free. Otherwise, fail them.

>>59515478
i actually have Asperger's syndrome and I got 25 out of 36 so I'm pretty proud of myself

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Of they included the nose I would probably get 37/37. I enjoy social engineering and reading others.

>>59521716
plenty of normies hate iphones and it seems there are a lot of autistic iphone people

I think you'd be better of just go reading on r/apple tho

>>59515250
That black guy is easy to tell but I'm having trouble with the girl she has the same expression except when she's blushing

>>59521639
Said just like an autist trying to excuse himself from social failings. Again even if you have a doctor's note, even if you PROVE it, the point is the real issue is that it isn't a desirable thing to have, at any age. Social diseases are the ONLY example where everyone repeats this shit hippie meme of "we must not change the child in any way". Cancer, failing organs, etc other major issues, answer is replace, or try to fix.

>>59521643
"normies" when used on a board level ie someone who doesn't know about the topic is fine but when you use normies to refer to neurotypicals you are right in line with thinking that your "disease" is a super power. Again please stop repeating "diversity" when you also use the word "disease". Bring back polio so we're a more diverse species right?


I'm not suggesting that you go mass murder children who have social diseases. I'm saying you have to go along with what you claim that it is a "disease" and make an attempt to fix it. That doesn't mean beating it out of them, it means letting them know in whichever way you choose that this shitty choice cannot possibly work out since after you leave public school, nobody is going to give a shit about it and will classify it as an excuse. Alternatively, you can stop using the word "disease" because then you'd have to admit this is all just a game you're playing to downplay your social failings.

Replace autism/etc with anything else and you see how full of shit this entire thing is.

>I broke my leg, I have a disability
>So go to a hospital they can fix it for you in a couple of weeks
>how DARE you I am VERY sensitive about my disability and now that I have it, it makes me special so you have to all stand still when I want to play sports and if you beat me YOU'RE the asshole

>>59515314
Autist detected

>>59515314
1 is happy and 4 is crying

>>59521768
My CAPTCHA just caught one.

>>59521788
you can't fix stupid

>>59521561
The women were easier for me to read than the men. Probably because I grew up mostly around girls.

>>59521788
>Social diseases are the ONLY example where everyone repeats this shit hippie meme of "we must not change the child in any way"

What about obesity?

Also, you seem to be autistically focusing on some article you read about SJW parents or something. No one actually wants their child to be autistic, but it's not like you can cure it.

>>59515314
1 looks like frustration and 4 looks like mild shock.

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>>59515478
23/36

gg, pic related

>>59521863
Back when I was in high school my dad still hadn't accepted that I had Asperger's syndrome and he was going on about why I couldn't have more than a few friends at a time and why I was complete shit in some subjects but getting 90s in others and he said well Asperger's syndrome is not a good thing and he hopes that I'll go to the doctor and get myself cured eventually. I actually like having Asperger's syndrome though because I can remember thing easily and I used to be smart until I got a few bad concussions and now I feel that my intelligence went down a fair bit.

>>59521863
You have me on obesity but most everyone outside of fat groups aren't going to take it seriously. Autism/etc are bona fide P.C. no-go areas. Also hilariously fat will solve itself since they tend to die before 30.

We have some previous presidents showing signs of old school learning habits where teachers would force them to write right handed, and didn't care what they did while standing up. This leads to these people being right handed writers when sitting down, same person will write left handed when standing. You can change handedness if you try to do it early enough. Most people think that's pretty unchangeable but public schools did it for decades. They aren't trying to kill your personality, they are being realistic and letting you know that everything is made for right handers so it's better to not be a contrarian and always fight everyone if you have the choice.

Autism essentially derives from being so selfish that you assume that nobody else's feelings matter or exist. Schools teach kids already to not be selfish for the same reason, because it's going to be hard to make a living for yourself. But now parents will take psuedo PC offence to changing their kid's handedness just like they never challenge whatever retarded decision they made at 2-3 years old and insist it mustn't be changed from whatever conclusion the kid happened to come to.

It's really hard to say that nobody wants their kid to be autistic when you have autism defence t-shirts and again quantally calling it a disease or disability but specifically not doing anything about it. You as a parent have at least 5-10 years to see it happen, and take simple precautions against it. Such as, telling them "grow up faggot"

>>59521940
-He probably was doing it about 10-15 years ago when nobody had heard of these names before which is a natural reaction to bullshit when there is no gay PC movement preemptively fighting you on it
-You didn't have friends because you were anti-social
-You failed some subjects because you weren't interested in them, this is fine because you would want to go for a career in something that interested you where you got the 90s anyway
-You don't really like asperger's
-Your intelligence went down because you found a convenient excuse to get out of trying anymore

See how simple it is when you take ownership and responsibility for your actions

I have a pet theory that some highly empathetic people get diagnosed with aspergers because the overwhelming influx of social information that they process makes highly social interactions mentally painful and stressful for them.

>and take simple precautions against it. Such as, telling them "grow up faggot"

You're trying to tell me that you can literally cure autism with 'tough love'? Have you ever actually seen a full-blown autistic kid? One that actually screams 'REEEEEEEEEEEEE' at the top of their lungs while punching themselves (or mother, brother, cat, whatever's nearby).

Try getting in a screaming match with one of those, see how far it gets you.

>>59522092
don't feed the troll, silly

>>59515478
I got 21.

>>59517391
You're better than 45% of participants which is clearly in the normal range. By itself, that means it's highly unlikely that you're autistic.

But given that you felt the need to ask this question, you're definitely autistic.

>>59516643
Isn't it the other way around?

>>59522149
You're right, my bad.

>>59515277
This could work. The same way google mines known images by posting unknown images and getting people to pick them out, or not, you could tell them to hold a facial expression, then dropping it in, among a bunch of knowns, so that people who correctly fill out the others will be telling you what the face is, and if the uploader was fucking with you.
There is always the problem that a computer could work this out piss easy, but setting the system up to do so would take longer than building a new one.
That, and these days it's cheaper just to pay for adds. The necessity of capchas are dwindling.

>>59515314
The whole thing's coded, 1 black is him telling the white girl he just drugged her drink, 1 white is her reaction. 2 white is her telling him she won't have sex with him, two black is is reaction.
Later on, once she's sucking his dick, she starts giggling, he asks why, she said his brown dick reminds her of shitplay. 3W and 3B are their respective reactions. The man bursts into tears, admitting that he was originally a white sissy trap, and that the first time he did anal things got messy and he's been like this ever since, no matter how much he washes, 4w is her reaction.

>>59515478
>Same images used over and over for different emotions
>25/36
>Better than 25%
>Low score is bad
Does this just mean that 75%+ of people who take this test aren't autistic? You wouldn't think an autistic person would guess 25 correctly.

>>59522017
Nah it was back like 3 years ago when I was in grade 12 and I had friends but I only had about 10 friends but you may be right about the intelligence shit but I think I just got bored of doing the same thing over and over and over

>>59522092
>>59522149
>>59522193
This is the exact hippie mentality of "we must leave the kid as-is" I was describing. I'm sure one particular tantrum is bad, again you have 10+ years to get this sorted out. Can still do it without abuse. But hey, since you're just going to disregard me as a troll, getting cucked by a 3 year old kid that you don't know how to handle because you're an irresponsible parent will be your problem. This will not be solved without an exterior force stepping in since the parents are never going to do anything about it. They will never challenge their kids and treat them as unique special flakes and when they have to leave the house (at 35) it will be suicide for them since nobody's going to buy their excuse.

On the other hand in the future the swaths of autistic shits will make anyone even slightly skilled have even more value. Make sure you have lots of stupid pc-justified shame sex and make lots of stupid worthless kids, so I can charge people even more for the same shit after some autist fails.

>>59522329
ok

>>59522284
There are no duplicate images, you just didn't wait long enough for the new ones to load. Your results were a totally random fluke.

>>59522072
Oh shit that actually kinda makes sense

>>59515314
-3

>>59522329
This is what /pol does to you

>>59515478
>http://socialintelligence.labinthewild.org/mite/
29 out of 36
Your score is lower than 36% of all participants.

I dunno what the hell this is suppose to mean.

>>59515277
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>>59515478
>Your score is 28 out of 36.
>Your score is equal or better than 64% of all participants.

kek, I guess I'm pretty normal. I haven't even had a friend nor hung out with one in about four years though.

>>59515478
Your score is 29 out of 36.
Your score is lower than 36% of all participants.

>>59520852
>YFW 10 questions intentionally have wrong answers so anyone who gets above 26 is autistic

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>>59515478

I didn't really expect to do so well

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>>59521548
>mental illnesses weren't dealt with or integrated in any culture

>>59515288
that's not untrue

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>>59515478
Yup I always new I was good at reading emotions

1 - scared
2 - sad
3 - smugly aroused
4 - surprised