can you encrypt a tape drive?

Yeah, just insert it in your asshole while not using it.

Yeah, just insert it in your asshole while not using it.

yeah u have to use old tech for it though, like the FOY protocol

stop posting frogs

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>>59514906
>yeah u have to use old tech for it though, like the FOY protocol

>can you encrypt data

just encrypted 4chan lads

alri

encrypting a poo as we speak

/britg/ when?

>>59514845
lock it in a safe

decrypting a wank atm

*encrypts a tape drive*
ah yes
one of the hackers

business idea: encrypt my bollocks

encrypt THIS

*does a minging fart in your face*

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>>59514996
It's time...

what does encryption smell like?

>>59515042
salty milk and coins, all wrapped up in bags of sand

those frog threads man...

LOL

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can you encrypt a book?

just encrypted my flatmates ribena lads

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>>59514930
>>59515071
calm down sunshines before I put you out of business

So long as you can read and write to it, you can encrypt it.

need /g/ out of business

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>>59515101
what if you can hear it?

janny en route i think lads, lets skedaddle

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>This fucking thread
>Ruby honestly replying to it

This is the epitome of neo-/g/.

You wouldn't encrypt a car

>>59514845
dumb fuck

>>59515101
Can you encrypt /dev/null?

... Test encryption ... Today 21 March 2017 ...

>>59515227
encrypting flat spracklen house

Just... write the encrypted form of the data to the tape?

Oh, wait, right, I forgot. Tape has anti-encryption ectrolytactic properties due to the endinophrenic compounds that make up the tapual structure.

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>Tape has anti-encryption ectrolytactic properties due to the endinophrenic compounds that make up the tapual structure.

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>Just... write the encrypted form of the data to the tape?
>Oh, wait, right, I forgot. Tape has anti-encryption ectrolytactic properties due to the endinophrenic compounds that make up the tapual structure.

>>59514845
No, you can't encrypt stuff on tape. Nor can you encrypt books, or stuff that's already been written, or CDs, etc.

Real encryption is *only* possible by using a rolling release distro and replacing systemd with a high security, bug free, user maintained, military certified Bash scripts

>>59515450
>or stuff that's already been written
That's true actually. To encrypt it requires a rewrite. Or to write it encrypted in the first place.

>>59515286
>>59515319
I take it my joke didn't land for you.

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>>59514845
The true question is...

Whom can encrypt a tape drive?