you dislike haskell because you are a moron who cant into monads

I prefer OCaml because
>Fact: OCaml programmers are the most powerful race in the world.

>>59513526
I dislike Haskell because monad transformers become extremely painful across large projects.

>>59513526
What are monads?

>>59513585
How often do you need a monad stack larger than 2?

Sounds like a code smell

>>59513526
You like Haskell because you have no gonads.

>>59513637
Almost always unless you're working on something utterly trivial.

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>>59513601

>>59513526
Monads are easy and exist in other languages. Haskell just made the mistake of giving them a name that has nothing to do with the concept, so now Haskell programmers jerk each other about how smart they are for understanding it and write obtuse tutorials with trivial examples for people who have probably already used them in other languages without any trouble.

Luckily, most other languages are moving away from it. Chaining, computation expressions, and workflows are all better terms for the concept.

>>59514185
>u mad, bro?
>no, I nomad

>>59513585
>What are extensible effects

what is a monad