Microsoft services are down

Was just about to post. Good thing I usw the GNU and Linux

>>59513414
>W10 telemetry DOSed our servers
kek'ed

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>>59513414
The industry "standard"

>>59513459
actually DDOS (as distributed)
I'm a haxxor I know my stuff

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>>59513414
>/g/ upgrades to windows 10
>microshit servers crash trying to process all the anime and loli pr0n

Well? What do you have to say for yourself?

Am I retarded for still using hotmail? I've had it for 16 years and don't wanna give it up.

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>>59513414
Yep. What are the chances they might be undergoing a cyberattack?

BTFO
T
F
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>>59513550
Their engineers are probably too busy fapping to all the loli doujinshi collected by "basic" telemetry to fix anything.

>>59513551
me neither, 14 years account

Looks like some major DDOS going on somewhere

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Everything is fine, guys!

All the services will return shortly, there's no need to worry about about data loss, hacking or DDoS, trust me, I know it.

>t. NOT a Russian Hacker

>>59513612
m8 i made mine when it was MSN and only had messenger 5.0 in a shitty P3 with W98SE, probably back in 2001 or 2002 back when you only had 2 MB or so of space.

>Not using a local account

TOP KEK

>>59514402
>local email account
>local chat account

Damn you Linux users are retarded, not even trying to hide the fact you have no friends and only talk to yourselves at this point.

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>>59514452
>she calls linux users retarded
>uses windows and relies on 'friends' for stimulation as she is so devoid of brain cells

I am sure there is some reality tv program that you are missing atm. You had better go consult your 'friends'. Pic related is you right now.

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>>59514505
>Pic related is you right now.

actually pic related is me rn lmao @ ur life, enjoy sending those gpg encrypted text files to yourself m8

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>>59514562
>being this triggered
Your normie fecesbook 'friends' are calling.

>>59513967
I remember it was 1MB, and then I though "I will never fill this shit"
But I never really used email as I intended: to communicate with real people.

it's back people

>>59514452
>local email account
You know you can host your own email server right?

>Local chat
I guess you could host an IRC if you wanted